Still Picture
by Billie of the Writing Group
Big thanks go out to
baffling8929
, who generously offered to share great expertise on photography, and threw in some remarkably good editing as well. Of course, any errors or wrong notes in this text are my own responsibility.
Warning: wordplay and period speech.
Catalog entry
CAT # 122 Work of Edwin Alderly
PHOTO ID #: ER09-048
Subject: Portrait -- Abigail de Montagne
Medium: Daguerreotype
Date of creation: approximately 1857
Location of creation: New York City, New York, United States
Stereo: No
Size (HxW): 4.7 x 7.9 inches
Description: Abigail de Montagne, seated before a mantelpiece, probably a photographer's backdrop or studio. Notable for her natural, smiling expression and high color in her cheeks.
Provenance: private donation from the estate of Abigail De Montagne, 1899. Hand-tinted.
"Miss Barlow, I am afraid that I must insist. The Daguerreotyping process cannot be hastened. Should you wish a portrait to send to your affianced, there is no alternative to your remaining still for several minutes." Edwin was being quite reasonable, I felt. Two valuable silvered copper sheets had already been transformed into very precise representations of Miss Barlow's surroundings--the mantelpiece and painting and chair that Edwin and I transported as our studio--with a blur only slightly resembling a human being seated in the chair. This was quite a poor representation of Miss Barlow, as bewitching a young woman as Edwin and I had ever recorded the image of.
"I am sorry, Mr. Alderly. I truly cannot sit still. Something about this situation, your camera fixed upon me, somehow obliges me to restlessness. I assure you, I have no desire to extend this process! Er, meaning no offense to your company, merely sympathy with your frustration, sir." The lady did seem remorseful, and also more than slightly frustrated herself. A drop of perspiration was visible upon her perfect brow, which I would have to delicately dab before any further photography could be performed. My true desire, not to be spoken at this juncture, was to lick it away.
"No offense is taken when none was meant, Miss Barlow. Nonetheless, you must not move during the exposure. No, do not protest further, for I have a suggestion, indeed a device, which will easily render this within your capability. Mademoiselle Giroux is not present simply to protect your modesty. She is most adept at the lumino-representational arts. In particular, the art of, let us say, calming the irritable nerve. Mademoiselle, if you would be so kind?" Edwin does like to have me explain things to the young ladies. We find that they listen more attentively to men, yet with more comprehension to a woman.
I stepped forward as Edwin retreated to his camera to insert a new copper plate. "Miss Barlow, as my employer has said, it is not possible to produce a clear image upon the plate in less than several minutes, depending on the intensity of the sunlight which illuminates your estimable person." She colored most prettily at the flattery, as I had hoped. I do enjoy making the young ladies blush. "You have said that you cannot bring yourself to remain still for so long, especially with the mechanical eye of the camera trained upon you. Have I rightly summarized?" I learned to speak in this faux-aristocratic manner from Edwin, and I have been told that at times I sound disconcertingly masculine. I find that this fails to discommode me.
Miss Abigail Barlow was quite young, at least by comparison to myself, for she was still short of twenty years of age. I would hope that I am not yet considered aged at 25, but surely it was not inappropriate for me to think of Miss Barlow as a mere maiden. It is of course a matter of great assurance that her mother considered her to be far too old to remain unmarried, for this is the way of mothers. Fortunately for
Madame
Barlow's happiness, this deficiency was soon to be rectified. The very image that Mr. Alderly and myself would create, by the fastest post would wend its way to Miss Barlow's promised husband, to remind him of her beauty and produce in him, dare I say, eagerness to conclude the conjugal promise that he had made, to wit, their nuptials planned for a season hence.
I say "her beauty" with perfect assurance, in fact with a most imperfect envy, which I hope is ameliorated by my candor. The future Mrs. Albert Morton was the very description of "beautiful young woman."
"Miss Giroux, it is my opinion that you have expressed the matter most concisely and correctly." Our customer met my eyes forthrightly, and smiled. Quite an attractive smile. She would be an excellent photographic subject, if she could only refrain from flapping about like an especially energetic butterfly. She wore a crown of auburn curls, which wreathed her head as clouds do a mountain before descending to fall in a double-braid over her right shoulder, surmounted by a most fashionable white bonnet of pristine lace. My eyes slowly descended the mountain that was Abigail, passing over hazel eyes most shining, like glaciers upon her slopes, but warm, so warm. Her smooth, pale cheeks bore precisely the correct number of beauty marks, to wit, two. Lips of pink below a charmingly snubbed nose, led to shoulders and arms also covered with lace, revealing the hollow of her throat, and even a very hint of the most beautiful valley at the center of her bosom. My eyes paused upon that spot, fixed momentarily and unable to continue. I believe the edge of my vision detected a trace of a smile, as she perceived the direction of my gaze.
Do not be deceived by my comparing the fair Miss Dawson to a mountain, for indeed she was not of great stature, being certainly less than 5 feet in height. Myself, I am some half a foot taller. This has served me well, on those occasions when I must wear trousers and dissimulate in the role of a man.
I raised my eyes to her own. Over her rounded, ruffle-covered shoulder, I could see a sepia print of my own visage, decorating the mantel of the false fireplace which served as background for our seated portraits. It was a secret amusement of mine to appear as observer in the many portraits that Edwin and myself produced. The photographer, being Edwin, had done truly estimable labor in creating an image that flatters me. It had been hand tinted by a true expert in the field, Edwin's chaperon and partner, myself. The tawny locks that naturally exude from my scalp had been coiffed, I believe, most attractively, forming a sort of cap of curled strands, supplemented by much longer locks descending behind my own neck. My face was less remarkable in its symmetry and perfection than Miss Barlow's, perhaps a shade too round to be sculpted by Praxiteles, yet not repulsive withal. My waist was thicker than our subject's, but I fancied my fundament superior, at least in the eyes of the knowledgeable. Let me abandon modesty for a moment to reveal that I have never felt the need to wear a bustle.
I forced my attention back to the matter of creating a Daguerreotypic portrait. I had exactly the method in mind to fix our most attractive butterfly in amber.
"It is a custom, perhaps not widely discussed because of its delicacy, to assist our sitters--had you heard that delightful expression, for the subject of a photographic portrait?--assist our sitters, as I say, in remaining still. It is in fact used by more than half of cases, especially when, as today, the sun is dim and shrouded, for this dimmer light requires even longer exposures than otherwise. I fear, Miss Barlow, that you will be required to refrain from movement for at least three, and perhaps as many as five, minutes, in order to permit the production of the perfect portrait." I flatter myself that my poetic devices, such as alliteration, lend persuasive power.
"But, Miss Giroux, it is not that I do not understand, it is that I simply find it impossible to, as you say, refrain from movement!" She was in some distress. I felt it incumbent upon me to comfort her.
"Please, do not trouble yourself! As I have mentioned, I can assist you in this. Mr. Alderly and myself have used this method on dozens, perhaps over one hundred of our sitters, with unfailing success and the production of most acceptable, I may even flatter us, attractive portraits. Still better, it requires no great effort from you to comply. Will you permit me to demonstrate?" I was already picking up a small satchel of black cloth, rather like a doctor's bag, but far heavier. I am quite strong, and endeavored to conceal the effort required to lift it. In truth, a box of our copper plates is still weightier, yet I am often charged with transporting them.