Chapter 26
Late summer, 1984 - Val and Joe
"This is a terrible connection," Val said. "Where are you?"
"At the office," Joe said. "Shall I try again?"
"Maybe I should call you back."
"It's cheaper from here isn't it?"
"Let me call you back, anyway."
"Okay, good," Joe said, and hung up.
She'd been dressing for dinner when he called, and she stood now in bra and panties in the master bedroom looking in the mirror at her bulging belly.
Seven months along... wow! I look like shit.
Frowning with distaste at her pregnant body, Val dialed Joe's number.
"Sexual Deviates, Incorporated," Joe said, knowing it was Val on the other end.
"I wish to request... no, make that report a crime."
"What is the crime, ma'am?"
"Reckless Abandonment," she said.
"Took all the condoms with him, did he?"
"No. He refused to buy more. I'm afraid we ran out of them."
"You...um, didn't try other methods?"
"He has a fetish about putting his thing into nasty places," she said, holding back a laugh.
"Well...that's terrible. How can I be of assistance to you...Miss?"
"It's Ms. Ms. Jones."
"The devil, you say. Well, Ms. Jones...as I said. How can I help?"
Well, I'm standing here wearing nothing but white, high-heeled, ankle strapped sandals, completely naked except for this see through peignoir. You might come right over here."
"And?" he said, his tone betraying his growing excitement.
"And be sure to bring a gross or so of various types of condoms."
"Do you like French Tickler's?" Joe said, managing a modest recovery.
"I love French Tickler's. They seem to hit the spot...every time."
"Do you like a variety of colors?"
"I love different colored condoms. They help create the proper mood."
"Would you want them put to use in...the nasty place?"
"That would be delightful; in fact you needn't use one for that entry."
"It will take me at least two hours to find that many condoms."
"But you will hurry, won't you?"
"You have my word, ma'am."
"Oh...I don't know."
"What? What don't you know?"
"You're a man, and everyone knows that men can't follow directions. You'll get lost looking for all those condoms. Perhaps I should just venture out and grab the first desirable male I see, and drag him home with me."
"I'll call you," he said with a chuckle. "You can give me directions."
"You'll probably want me to put it in for you when you get here too," she said, forcing a whining petulance into her voice.
"Oh, I can find my way on that count, I assure you."
"I'll give you thirty minutes," she said laughing.
"I'll see you in twenty," Joe said, and hung up.
Val pulled her underwear to one side and walked to the full-length mirror. The hairs surrounding her pussy were glistening with her juices.
"I may start without you, Joe darling. Better get that ass in gear."
*****
Twenty-six minutes later, Joe was telling his wife: "I love your outfit Val. I haven't seen you in that before. Looks good on you. Damned sexy."
Val had bought the 'special outfit' two days earlier when shopping with her sister, Heather. Heather had told her it was too daring, but Val had laughed and happily made the purchase, saying, "I'll bet it's worth every penny."
"Well I want to hear if it is," her sister had replied.
Val flushed with happiness on hearing Joe's compliment to her carefully selected outfit, said, "Thanks Joe, I don't know why I put this on today. I just felt like a change. It's nice occasionally to try something new and different, don't you think?"
"If it makes you look that good, I'd certainly have to agree with you, and it does that." His hand moved lightly over her stomach, hoping the baby would move or kick. It didn't, but he was happy and so was Val.