What's a gal to do to land the man of her dreams? Always have a game plan. My name is Larissa Yasimoto, and I'm a young woman with a story to share with you. The lengths to which I went to seduce Ali Hussein, a pious Somali-Canadian Muslim stud and university student, and turned him into the sexual cyclone that continues to delight me. Beware of us Asian girls, we know how to ensnare any man!
Before we go any further, I just thought I'd let you know some basic facts. I was born in the City of Vancouver, British Columbia, to a Greek immigrant mother, Mala Stravopoulos, and a Japanese-Canadian father, James Yasimoto. The life of a second-generation immigrant in Canada isn't easy, but it's alright because I know how to make my own fun. Even in a lame-ass spot like the City of Ottawa, Ontario.
Look, I was born in the City of Vancouver, B.C. which is officially one of Canada's largest cities, and I honestly wonder why the City of Ottawa is our capital. It's small, dull and boring. There are so many better towns and cities across the vastness of Canada, I am not even kidding. Beside my native Vancouver, my favorite locale in Canada is Calgary, birthplace of the gentleman whom I consider the love of my life.
These days, I'm at Carleton University, where I'm studying civil engineering. At this racially diverse school, I still find myself feeling like a fish out of water. A lot of mixed-race people have that same experience. I don't define myself as being "more" Japanese or "more" Greek, I am only me. The short, bronze-skinned, chubby and dark-haired gal with the Eurasian features. If you don't like me, you can kiss my fat ass!
I made a lot of friends at my new school, mainly because of my friend Samira Hussein, a Somali chick I met in my Intro to Engineering Class. Samira was born and raised in Calgary, Alberta, and she's fairly new to the City of Ottawa. In a way, we were both strangers to the nation's capital, and it's part of the reason why we bonded.
Samira Hussein and I hit it off, and since she's a social butterfly, I met a lot of people through her. What an odd pair we made. The tall, Hijab-wearing brown chick from Somalia and the short broad from B.C. We became the best of friends, constantly together, like nobody's business.
Samira Hussein introduced me to her cousin Ali, a tall, fine-looking Somali dude who's studying criminology at the University of Ottawa. Ali is taking a couple of courses at Carleton University, and since he was prone to getting lost on campus, I volunteered to be his guide. I wanted to get a taste of Ali's sexy chocolate goodness, and I would do anything to get it. Of course, I had to be careful because Samira Hussein didn't want her precious Muslim cousin to be "corrupted" by the likes of me.
Ali Hussein is tall, friendly and easygoing, all of those things I really like in a man. I know next to nothing about criminology, beyond what I've seen on television shows like CSI or Boston Legal. I educated myself on that topic because I wanted to have something to talk about when I saw Ali. The tall Somali brother has the cutest butt I've seen on a man in ages. Seriously, I want to squeeze that butt of his every time I see Ali, but I will myself to be calm. I'm playing the role of the friendly, respectful Asian chick. I have it down pat.
Ali Hussein and I began meeting, and hanging out, and we got to know each other better. The tall, handsome Somali brother isn't at all like I expected. Since Ali wears a Kufi hat and traditional Islamic clothing, I thought he was all serious and shit. Lucky for me, Ali is smart, friendly, and the guy is supremely funny. Ali's raunchy jokes make me turn red, and I mean this is a nice way. The dude knows how to make this gal laugh so hard, I almost wet my panties...when I bother to wear any, that is!
Ali Hussein and I began hanging out off-campus as well, and the Silver City movie theater in the nearby suburb of Gloucester, Ontario, and the Saint Laurent Mall became our favorite spots. Over the course of these outings, Ali and I got closer. Alright, I'll admit that I've always found dark-skinned men fascinating, but for more than just physical reasons.
Let's face it, Western society treats white males like demigods and treats black men like crap, but black men become stronger than white males of similar ages and backgrounds because of all the shit they have to overcome. We women can tell the difference between a strong man and a weak man in a nanosecond. It's not the fancy job or the suit or the car that prove a man's worth. How a man carries himself, what a woman sees when she looks into his eyes, all those things tell us instinctively everything we need to know about them.