Is there anything more wonderful and wicked than being a bisexual guy? I honestly don't think so. My name is Stephen Valentino and I'm a big and tall young Black man of Haitian descent living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I study Law at Carleton University. Let me give you a rundown of how I spent the thanksgiving weekend in mid-October of this year. This is truly one for the ages. I am quite the troublemaker and that suits me just fine. What am I talking about? Stick around and find out.
I live in an apartment in the east end, and the local grocery store is five minutes away on foot. I went there that Friday night looking to buy a few things and I ran into this black chick named Ophelia something or other. She's sort, dark-skinned, average in the face but with a nice round ass. I once tried to holler at her. She seemed cool enough the few times we spoke and she did go out of her way to help me when I dealt with a douchebag-type older white female cashier that one time.
Yeah, I thought Ophelia was cool and gave her my number. Typically I take chicks numbers but she was at work, working the cash register and I slipped her my number on a card instead of asking for hers. I figured I'd hear from her at some point. I never did. Women, eh? There's this Hijab-wearing Somali Muslim chick named Amina who works at the same grocery store and I tried to holler at her. Amina proved more amenable and open-minded than Ophelia, and she added me on Facebook. That's why, every time I come into the store, I stop by Amina's stand to chit chat a bit and then go about my business. The gal is tall and cute but she's a Muslim and I'm a Christian, albeit a lapsed one. I'm not changing my religion for a female so I don't really see a future for Amina and I. Cute and funny gal, though.
Lately, every time I run into Ophelia in the store this chick goes out of her way to be unpleasant to me. Bitch, who needs you? I really don't like it when females do that, man. I try to holler at a chick and she ignores me or shoots me down but she gets mad when she sees me hollering at another female. What gives? You're not the only business in town. If you don't want me, someone else will. That's the way life goes. Lately I find myself checking out guys as much as I check out chicks. It kind of worries me because I consider myself ninety percent straight and ten percent bisexual. My shift in visual preferences and bodily responses started when my relationship with this black chick named Hannah Jane didn't work out.
You ever meet one of those chicks who start off all wonderful and then turn into a nightmare? Of course you have. Every man meets that kind of female at least once. I met Hannah Jane at the Silver City movie theater over a year ago, and we ended up watching the movie The Dictator together. We began seeing each other, and I thought I had finally met the right woman for me. Hannah Jane was very sexy and surprisingly open-minded for a black woman. How many black women do you know would be cool with going out with a bisexual black man? Yeah, that's what I thought. We had an awesome time in the first six to eight months, and then afterwards things started to get weird. The wonderful gal I had fallen for began pushing me away.