The party was getting a little overbearing for me, so I stepped out into the large courtyard and went to lean on the balcony of the penthouse suite where I was. It was pretty quiet there; the air fresh. I had a good view of the city spread out before me with bright lights sparkling like scattered diamonds; behind me boomed loud music and revelry from the party crowd. Already I was feeling restless and thinking of how I was going to negotiate my way through that crowd and exit the building.
"Good evening," a voice called behind me.
I turned around and there was this older man seated on a wheelchair, dressed in a smart-looking tux, just like me. He had angular features and a head full of white hair; a cigarette hung in his left hand. He looked to be in his early fifties and his complexion was well tanned and everything about him spoke of money.
"Good evening," I replied him.
"I hope you don't mind my coming to share some air with you?"
"No, not at all. Always wish for company."
"Thanks. You're either a party-pooper, or you're just as bored as I am in there," he indicated at the open doorway where the life of the party was happening.
"Bored, I'd say. I'm not that good with wild parties or loud noises."
"I feel your pain there." He pushed his wheelchair towards the balcony beside me, sucked on his cigarette then blew a cloud of smoke into the air. "In my days of youth, I used to be wild. But those days are gone like fine wine."
"Would you believe I haven't even met the celebrant of this shin-dig? I merely got an invite to show up here and I did, but since I arrived, nobody's stopped by to say 'Hullo, thanks for coming'. Pretty weird."
The man looked at me with a funny glimmer in his eyes. "I am the celebrant."
"Oh," said I. "I'm so sorry," I shook his hand. "That was rather stupid of me."
"Not at all, it was even my mistake. I should have met you earlier but I was busy with some folks whispering into my ear. Actually it's my wife who's the celebrant. It's her birthday, and she likes doing it in style. You know women."
I thought of something to say to dispel my earlier silly words. "You have a lovely home here."
"Thank you. This is a penthouse, actually, one of several. My wife prefers the big cities while I prefer the country. Give me anything that's got lots of green grassland and
a river, and I'm a happy man."
I smiled at this. "You never could have everything however you want them, can you."
"No, you simply can't. This is just one of the few chances I have of self-indulging her. All wives deserve to be spoiled now and then. You married?"
I shook my head.
"I envy you for that. Good men seldom are these days. I've been observing you all through the evening," the man said to me. "Your face looks familiar. I'd been trying to place where last I saw it, then it came to me a minute ago. You're that writer fellow Thomas Cini, right?"
I waved a hand like a magician about taking a bow. "Guilty as charged."
"I read that recent book of yours, that collection of short stories: The Artist at Work. Pretty good tales inside it."
"Thank you. Though I don't recall ever met you before."
"I'm sorry—where are my manners." He gave me his hand once again. "Attacus Bishop's the name. Pleasure meeting you here."
"Likewise," I said. "I noticed some famous faces in there. You and the Mrs. sure travel among famous circles."
"That seldom is the case, Thomas. Please, I hope you don't mind my calling you that?"
"No harm, no foul."
"The famous faces are merely for my wife, Claudia's enjoyment. Me, I tend to keep to silent faces. Which was why I sent you the invitation."
I looked at him, puzzled. "I don't follow."
Another drag of his cigarette. "I checked up on you the day before. I heard you were in town doing some book signing and thought we should get together before I lost you. I would have had my driver deliver it to you, but figured you may not show. So I sent it to you via your press agent, and I'm really glad you came. You've undoubtedly made my evening worthwhile."
"Whatever for?"
"In due time you'll know. Pardon me for being curious, but I remember you once used to write dirty erotic stories."
"A different life and a different time," I testily. The man had obviously dug deep into my life. I felt like a herring being set to kill.
"Naturally, I would agree. I hope you don't mind my asking but why did you stop?"
I wasn't used to being asked direct questions, especially when it concerned my writing. Such type of questions you can often get from pressmen acting like it's a right of theirs for the public to know why someone once known for writing erotic works no longer wishes to indulge in such anymore. It would have been easy for me to clamp up to the man's question, but for the sake of us being alone, I figured I should humour him. at least till I knew what direction he was heading.
"I wrote them under a pseudonym. But after a while, I got fed up with them. I wanted to get back to writing straight stuff."
Attacus seemed to ruminate about this for a moment, then: "Well, I can say that I'm a true fan of your straight stuff. But honestly, I miss your erotic works; my wife and I did. It's the reason why I invited you. I might have a story for you."
"A story for me?" I said, piqued with interest. "Whatever type of story?"
He gave me a smile. "What do you think, Thomas: the dirty kind."
"Mr—"
"Artie. Please, call me that."
"Very well. Artie, I don't mean to be disrespectful so please don't take none of this personal, but whatever makes you think I'm interested in listening to some concocted sexual fantasy from someone stuck in wheelchair?"
Thinking he was going to explode with anger, the opposite was the case: he threw his head back and bellowed with laughter. The way he shook I thought he was going to fall out of his chair any second. I stood there dumbly waiting for his laughing feat to die down. Finally it did, though not with his wheezing into his fist. His cigarette fell from his hand and smouldered on the ground beside his wheelchair.
"Forgive me," he muttered while he coughed into his fist. "But that's ... it's been a long time since I got to laugh so hard. Anyway, nothing personal taken with your comment. You had every right to make it. But I've got some points to make. Are you ready?"
"Whatever," I said.
"I'm a rich, and well-to-do someone, and I wasn't always stuck in a wheelchair. Matter of fact, this wheelchair came about six months ago. Also, my story that I have to tell you has got nothing with being concocted or fantasy-like. It's all true, and it's got to do with why I in this wheelchair and why my wife's in there having the night of her life. My story concerns her too ... and the guy she's with in there."
"Excuse me?"
"Do me a favour, Thomas. Walk over to the doorway and see if you still see her dancing with a tall, handsome black man. I'll be here waiting." He fished out a cigarette pack from inside his jacket along with a lighter. "You can't miss her—she's got a bright mane of blonde hair, buxom, and wearing a cream dress. She's probably the gayest gal in there."
Feeling I had nothing better to do, I left him at the balcony and walked across the courtyard to the open doorway into the house. The party hadn't died down all this while, and it seemed to have even kicked up a notch. There was music playing and people grooving to it on the dance floor, everyone yelling and laughing like it was the fourth of July. I spotted a servant strolling about with a tray of drinks in hand and I grabbed myself two glasses. I quickly drained one but held onto the other. It didn't take me long to find his wife. She certainly was having the time of her life in the room. There she was surrounded by a trio of male dancers. Though only one of them stood out: a tall, athletic black man looked like a younger version of Michael Jordan. He had his jacket off and I noticed he kept pulling Claudia into his arms like he was jealous of other men around stealing her away. There were other women in the room and with the way the party was going I wouldn't be surprised an orgy was soon to happen.