Sometimes the universe smiles upon you and you catch a nice little break. Mine came over the weekend but first, let's start on Friday. I'd just got home and checked my dating app to see if anyone of interest was on. My phone dinged with a message from a younger guy named Leo that read:
Leo: Hey Sexy. How are you tonight?
Me: Depends, gotta pic?
Leo: (sends pic of younger good looking guy in his 20's)
Me: Very nice! (I return the favor with my own pic.)
Leo: So when can we have fun?
Me: Tonight if youre free.
We messaged back and forth for a bit. He wanted some "older man cock" and I wanted him too. I offered up my place and he agreed to come back in an hour. That gave me more than enough time to shower and pick up a little. I made sure I had cold beers in case he needed a little liquid courage. It was close to the hour and I was set and ready. My cock was rock hard while waiting in anticipation. I turned the TV on with some gay porn and waited. After 15 minutes passed the hour, I messaged him to see if he was ok but there was no answer. My cock was slowly deflating. I messaged again to see if everything was alright or if he'd like to reschedule but still no reply. I began to get annoyed and wrote, "Listen, if you're gonna flake, just say 'no thanks, I have other plans.' but don't be an asshole and ghost someone when youve made plans. I could have maybe have gotten with someone else."
After another a full hour passed, I checked my phone and frustratingly noticed he blocked me. Extremely irritated, I thought, "This fucker blocked me!" Now I was pissed. I chucked the phone to the couch and grabbed a beer. Stewing in my anger, I sat there debating if I should just delete the app. It seemed too hard to meet with guys lately. After a while, you start seeing the same faces over and over again. Before I knew it, I'd gone through all my beers and fell asleep on the couch, alone and sexually frustrated.
The next morning was Saturday, farmer's market day. I went there to pick up some things like raw honey and locally brewed beers. I always liked supporting local businesses plus it's a great time to see some of the guys walking around in tank tops and fitted shorts. I stopped at a brewery stand and browsed their selection. As I was picking out an orange IPA, a woman called out, "Hey Hun, look at these! Wanna try some?" I looked up to see a ray of sunshine of a young woman in a bright yellow sundress holding a baby. And behind her was a very familiar looking young man that may have ghosted me last night.
His eyes went from the beer and then darted to mine in shock and horror. He froze as if he saw a ghost. I smiled and suggested to the young woman, "The orange IPA is always pretty good especially when you add a slice of orange to it." She thanked me with her brilliant smile and looked to her husband for agreement. His eyes shifted side to side as he turned red. She looked at him quizzingly and I interjected, "Well hey Leo, long time no see. Is this your wife? Pleasure to meet you and your adorable baby." I shook the woman's hands and continued speaking, "I'm Don, an old family friend." Leo stammered, "Ye-yeah. Just shocked to see you since it's been so long."
"Well I'll let you two catch up, we'll make our way down to the other vendors. Nice to meet you Don, I hope to see you around more," said Leo's wife as she and the baby walked away. I gave him a side eye, "Nice looking family you got there Leo." Still panicked, Leo replied, "Hey man, I'm sorry about last night. I guess I wasn't ready to meet with another man. Please don't say anything. I'm begging you."
"So you're married with a kid but you crave sausage. I was pretty upset last night because first I didn't know if something happened to you, but when you blocked me, that was just rude. Honesty is always the best policy Leo. Let's take a walk Leo," I said not as an offer but more as a command. Defeated, he followed. We walked to the parking garage where I was parked. I unlocked the car and told him to get in. Leo blurted, "What about my..." but I glared at him to disobey me. If he had a tail, it would have curled between his legs. We got in and I drove us to the top of the garage. Luckily there wasn't another car up there.