29
Back in England, Hunter had a problem. He had managed to crack one of his rear teeth on those nuts they give you as snacks on budget airlines. One of the first things he did when he touched down at the airport was to call Dr Lee's surgery so he could make an appointment for as early a date as possible. Fortunately - the receptionist told him - there had been a cancellation and Dr Lee would be able to fit him in tomorrow.
When Hayley got back from work she asked her dad about his trip, having already got the lowdown from the girls (especially Julia and Tina - Briony had been strangely quiet) about his various escapades. As expected, he talked about his snorkelling, the rocks and the cliffs; the only mention he made of any woman was meeting a nice American with whom he went dancing so that the girls could mix with people of their own age. When Hayley played along by asking her name, he father faltered for a moment, as if he couldn't remember, then told her that her name was Chloe and she came from New England.
He then asked Hayley about what she had been getting up to - pleased to take the attention away from himself. She told him about her work and her boyfriend Jack, before dutifully telling him that she'd missed having him around the house. She said she'd spoken to the girls and arranged for them to come over at the weekend for a barbecue with their boyfriends. She'd also invited a few other friends, most of whom Hunter knew. Hunter was a bit taken aback that he'd be meeting them all again so soon -
and
their boyfriends! - but immediately volunteered to look after the barbecue if Hayley would buy the meat and anything else she wanted to grill.
When Hunter got to the dentist's the following day, he found it difficult as he was sitting in the waiting room to dismiss from his mind the dream that he'd had the night before. He had entered the room where Dr Lee saw her patients and instead of the reclining chair he had been faced with a double bed. On that bed was lying his dentist wearing nothing but a negligee which hardly covered her modesty. She had beckoned him towards him with her finger. When he looked about for the dental hygienist, he saw not the regular middle-aged woman, but another Asian woman of about the same age as Dr Lee but considerably more curvaceous. He wondered whether they might not be sisters but never got to find out. He was walking towards the bed following his dentist's instruction when he woke up.
When he was finally called into her surgery, Dr Lee greeted him as usual, although she was (for the first time he could remember) wearing neither mask nor visor. She was even more lovely than he had imagined. Embarrassingly he felt that familiar stirring in his loins, which he tried to deal with by turning to the corner where the hygienist typically stood. He must have let out a noise of some kind, because Dr Lee asked him if he was all right. Standing there was not the frumpy woman but a much younger
Asian
woman, who Dr Lee introduced as Siu Yee, or something like that. She smiled at Hunter, doing nothing for his heartrate nor for the swelling in his trousers, which he was afraid would continue to grow and become very obvious unless he was able to do something about it.
Sensing his discomfort, Dr Lee asked him if he was okay with the temporary hygienist, who had stepped in just this morning after Maggie (
that
was her name) had called in sick with the flu the previous evening. Hunter swallowed deeply and said that it was absolutely fine. He respected her people for their work attitude and dedication. Dr Lee smiled and told Hunter that in fact Siu Yee was originally from northern China (he didn't catch the name of the place but it sounded quite exotic) while she had been born and bred in England of Hong Kong parents.
Hunter took the correction in good part but part of him felt upset that Dr Lee must think he was a typical insular Englishman. He wanted to tell that he was from Australia but decided he'd done enough damage for one day and lay down and waited for the dentist to perform her preliminary check-up. The prognosis wasn't very positive: Hunter would get his teeth cleaned today, then two fillings done the next visit and after that there would be a minimum of two weeks' work preparing and fitting a cap on his cracked tooth.
As usual, after the cleaning had been done with that drill-like machine, Dr Lee told Hunter how to brush his teeth properly, and instructed him to use an interdental brush and also dental floss. He wondered how many other patients got this lecture. He seemed to get it every time he went to the dentist, which was why he only went once a year these days, since Mia had passed away.
Hunter hadn't bothered to ask Hayley for the names of everyone who was coming to the barbecue on Saturday, just the numbers. He was a bit surprised when she said there would be 25 to 30 people there, but it wasn't a problem: the garden was big, the weather had been pretty good and was set fair for the weekend and he'd cooked for larger numbers, most memorably when he and Mia had celebrated their 25
th
wedding anniversary. But it was nothing like the surprise he got when among the guests at the barbecue he saw Dr Lee!
His first impulse was to look around for Siu Yee, but she didn't seem to have been invited. His second impulse was to check in the most casual way possible if she had brought any S.O. with her. She didn't seem to have, but then he couldn't be sure, since he had his head down looking after the steaks, the chops, the sausages and the shrimps for much of the time. He wasn't without company, though, as Briony had walked over to say hi almost as soon as she arrived, with a muscle-bound white man of around 30 in tow. The beefcake was called Gary and Hunter thought the name suited him. Whatever else he achieved in his life he wouldn't be appearing on
QI
or
Countdown
. He greeted Hunter very cordially, so obviously didn't consider the older man a threat. Hunter didn't know how to take this: on the one hand it made life much simpler for him but on the other it made him feel as if he had one foot in the grave.
30
After a while, Hayley came over to the barbecue station to introduce some people that her father didn't know. Three (two women and a man) were from the clothes company she worked for, while two other women (who appeared to be an item - one had short spiky hair with nose rings, while the other had long hair and nothing out of the ordinary in the jewellery department) were involved in some way with the modelling that Hayley did.
The spiky-haired one was actually a lot of fun and stayed on to keep Hunter company after the others had moved on. Her name was Jeanie and she was a fashion photographer. Hunter joked that she should take some shots of him and Jeanie replied that she had actually stuck around to talk with him about a possible photo shoot that was coming up where they were looking for a 'more mature' man for the online catalogue of a top-end fashion company.
'Strewth! Does that mean I'd have to dress up in tweed jackets and all that sort of thing?' said Hunter.
'It's actually quite possible,' said Jeanie. 'We'll be shooting items for their autumn catalogue so there will be thicker materials for sure.'
'You can get my number from Hayley and get in touch when everything is fixed. That is, if you still think I'll be right for the job.'
'I'm sure you will be satisfactory,' said Jeanie, with a glint in her eye, causing Hunter to rethink his initial evaluation of her.
Perhaps half an hour later, when much of the food had been done, Dwayne, the boyfriend of one of Hayley's secondary school friends, came over to relieve Hunter, ceremonially donning the apron that he had been wearing. Hunter took the opportunity to go indoors via the back door to clean up and - now that Dr Lee had arrived - to change out of his smoky clothes. He chose the gear he thought he looked youngest in: a light pink heavyweight T-shirt and a pair of dusty olive chinos, with a pair of more or less matching canvas espadrilles.
He grabbed a couple of bottles of pale ale from the fridge and went in search of the good doctor. He found her near the apple tree at the bottom of the garden talking to Julia of all people. Maybe she was her dentist too, he thought. As if he had planned it this way all along, he passed the beers to the girls and said he'd be back in a minute with one for himself. He realised as he moved back to the house that he'd only looked at Julia while he was addressing them.
'God! Dr Lee must think I've got a schoolboy crush on her.'
In a way, of course, he had.
When he got back ten minutes later (a couple of groups had engaged him in a bit of a chat), he found Dr Lee on her own. His reaction was to turn bright red.
'So Julia is another patient of yours,' he said, trying to be as gay as possible. 'I hope she flosses every day!'
'Actually, I was at school with her sister.'
'Her
older
sister,' she added, seeing the look of shock-cum-disappointment appear on Hunter's face.
'So you don't actually do her teeth?' said Hunter, sounding a bit like Basil Fawlty trying to work out how many doctors he was welcoming to the hotel.