"So here's what's going to happen: I'm going to sit back down, and you're going to swallow everything that comes out of me for the next half hour. When I get up, you get one guess. If it's wrong, I'm getting the belt again, and we're staying mouth to butt all night. It won't be long until things get really messy, so I can't keep letting you up between farts for much longer."
My eyes shot open wide. I was certain that if we stayed here much longer, she'd be force-feeding me a full-blown case of the runs.
For the first time in a while, she aimed her asshole towards the center of my mouth again, which I took as a bad sign.
Sure enough, not long after she sat down, a short, wet fart came out. There was barely any wind behind it, and a single drop of residue went straight down my throat.
"You can consider that the appetizer. Bon appetit, bro."
Rachel looked overjoyed, excited at the prospect of feeding me her half-digested lunch all night long. She seemed to take that result for granted. I resolved to do everything in my power to prevent it.
Over the next 20 minutes, Rachel unloaded her absolute worst. Some were dry and hot, some long and powerful, some nothing but a short splatter. I was forced to take it all with no break, barely swallowing one toxic smog before it could be replaced by another. Despite swallowing what felt like gallons of my sibling's atrocious gas, I was no closer to a conclusive answer.
Towards the end, Rachel went 8 minutes without farting, ominous groans coming out of her stomach. I was conflicted. I really didn't want to be on the receiving end of whatever storm was brewing in there, but if I guessed wrong, which I probably would if I didn't get another taste, she was going to drown my taste buds all night.
With less than a minute left, I felt Rachel shift her weight, tensing. She wrapped her arms around her stomach, groaning.
"Oh, fuck"
Without warning, the portal to hell opened wide, and another shart came pouring out of Rachel. It was even worse than the one she'd held for 20 minutes.
It was by far the worst thing I'd ever tasted, seemingly more liquid than air. The distilled essence of my sister's bowels.
I forced myself not to vomit. I had to come up with an answer here. As bad as the shart was, it was only a preview of what was to come until tomorrow morning if I fucked this up.
The putrid liquid coated my tongue, her asshole reverberating for several seconds as more and more air came out, bringing more toxic waste with it.
Finally, after a last muffled wet splatter, it stopped.
As Rachel reached down to plug my nose, she seemed genuinely concerned "You'd better have a hell of a guess down there, or you're gonna have a loooooong night."
I forced myself not to swallow, letting her fart residue sit on my tongue. I had to figure it out, or I was going to be eating a very unpleasant dinner, courtesy of Rachel's fucked up digestive system.
Finally, not being able to take it anymore, I swallowed. The liquid was gone, but the taste lingered. I'd probably never forget it no matter how hard I tried. Odds were good I was about to get even more intimately acquainted with it.
Rachel lifted up, and looked down at me, eyebrows raised. A dreadful silence hung in the air as I hesitated, having not a clue what Rachel ate today. I could tell by her expression she wasn't going to wait much longer, so I was forced to speak. I decided to take a long shot.
"Sriracha mac and cheese?"
I knew I fucked up when I saw her sadistic grin.
"Looks like I'd better go get the belt. It was a jalapeΓ±o bacon burger, by the way."
Yeah, I could've guessed all night and not figured that one out.
I just laid back on my bed, defeated. With how I was restrained, I wouldn't be able to do anything no matter what happened with Rachel. I was completely at her mercy, and she wasn't feeling generous.
When she walked back into view, still naked, I saw a pair of handcuffs and the aforementioned belt.