I woke up with a crushing weight on my chest. I tried to lift it, but it was too heavy. Where was I? Why did my throat hurt so bad?
I finally opened my eyes, and glanced at my chest. Oh, right. Jen.
She liked to call herself my babysitter, but by now, the title was just a formality. My parents had hired her when we were younger, but now that I was 18 and she was 20, she really just occasionally popped in to make sure I wasn't doing anything stupid. Unfortunately, it appeared our relationship was evolving.
She was watching me, having felt me squirming underneath her.
"Oh good, looks like you're awake. We can get started."
She stood up, finally giving me a chance to catch my breath.
Jen didn't leave me to myself for long, though. After standing and thinking for a few seconds, she grabbed me around the waist and flipped me over onto my stomach. At this point, I was still too dazed to offer any meaningful resistance.
Jen grabbed both of my arms, and sat down between my shoulderblades, this time facing towards my feet. I started gasping for air again, squirming. She grabbed a fistfull of my hair, gripping it at the roots. My eyes squeezed shut from the pain. I felt her weight lift off me, and she began shuffling backwards.
When I opened my eyes, I realized too late what she was planning. I was staring at the bottom of Jen's feet, cupped beneath my face. She sat on the back of my head, forcing me downward towards her waiting feet. I noticed for the first time her toenails were painted a bright, cheery red. I fought to keep my head away, but it was no use. She was too heavy.
My nose got crushed into the sole of her right foot, slowly getting compressed as Jen leaned farther and farther back, settling onto the back of my head with more weight.
I was eventually forced to inhale, getting a nose full of Jen's foot funk. They weren't particularly dirty, but this position would be unpleasant no matter who was subjecting me to it. I could barely breathe at all, my nose crushed into Jen's feet by all of her weight.
As my nose was squashed into my babysitter's foot, she unbuckled her belt from her jeans, and started to remove it. I kicked half heartedly, but my heart wasn't in it anymore. She'd clearly won.
Jen forced my hands together behind my back, wrapped the belt around my forearms, pulled it tight, and clinched it shut. I started losing circulation, and groaned.
Then, to my surprise, she lifted up.
"Kiss my feet." She said, voice harsh.
"Make me." I regretted the words as soon as they crossed my lips, but there was no going back now.
Jen gave me a death glare over her shoulder, holding my eyes for a few long seconds.
Uh oh. That probably wasn't good.
"Okay then, have it your way."
She stood back up, and flipped me over onto my back. I had to awkwardly lay on top of my bound hands. She climbed back on top of me, and once again grabbed my hair.
Sitting on my collarbone, she slid her feet around my head, locking it in place. Her heels were on either side of my head, and I could feel her bare toes curling into the hair on the back of my head. And with that, Jen got to her knees, leaned back, and plopped her butt down straight on my face unceremoniously.
I immediately started struggling. Jen was pretty thin, and only 5'4, but it doesn't take a whole lot of weight to make denim crushing your nose painful.
After a few seconds of squirming, Jen glanced back over her shoulder at me. Seeing that she'd landed on top of my nose, she shuffled forward a bit. My nose was finally exposed to the air, and I gratefully took a deep breath. I caught a whiff of Jen's butt, but her jeans shielded me from the worst of it. My mouth had ended up buried somewhere under her taint, sealed shut. I could feel a seam in Jen's pants pressing into it uncomfortably.
It wasn't comfortable, but I felt I could live with it. I just laid still, staring up at her blonde hair, still wrapped in a neat bun. Then, suddenly, I heard a rumble above me.
"Sounds like something isn't sitting quite right. I guess you'll find out, hmm?"
My eyes widened. Jen kept up a clean presentation, and I don't think I'd ever heard her fart before. I had no idea what I was getting myself into.
Her stomach groaned again, at a lighter note "That doesn't sound good. You'd better hope they don't smell as bad as usual."
After a few more minutes of crushing my face, it started. While I was mid-inhale, Jen ripped a fart. The air around her butt got even less pleasant, but I think most of the smell got trapped in the jeans. It could've been a lot worse.
Jen glanced over her shoulder, apparently expecting me to struggle more. She made eye contact, then glanced at her butt. I saw understanding flash in her eyes.
She turned back around, and fiddled around with her crotch. I heard the distinct sound of a zipper. Aw, hell.
Sure enough, Jen started pulling her jeans down around her ankles, kicking them off of her feet. Shockingly, almost all of the skin on her butt was in plain view. Jen was wearing nothing but a black thong. I couldn't even see the fabric as it disappeared into her buttcrack. Who the hell wears a thong to a babysitting gig?
"I want you to get the full experience, no filter."
Jen sat back down, feet curling around my head once more. Not long after, I could tell another fart was coming. I tried to brace myself, but nothing could've prepared me for what clawed its way out of her.
A several second long fart burst onto my trapped face, reeking like the inside of a porta potty on a 90 degree day. I found out what the inside of my babysitter's intestines smelled like: hell.
I started kicking desperately, trying to wrench myself free of her. My head didn't budge an inch, but my whole body was bucking from the shoulder down.
"Stop struggling so much, you're only gonna make things worse for yourself."
Fuck that, no way I was smelling this willingly. I continued as if she hadn't spoken.
"Okay then, we'll do this the hard way."
Jen leaned forward, and reached to restrain my legs. Unfortunately for her, one of my knees kicked upward and caught her in the mouth. She recoiled backwards, and after a few seconds of shocked silence, seemed to get even angrier.
"Oh, you're gonna get it now, you little shit."
To my horror, she picked the strap of her thong out of her buttcrack, pulled it to the side, and left it on her right buttcheek.
I was left staring at her small, round, perfectly white ass. Jen reached back, and grabbed a cheek with each hand. She spread them apart as she lowered herself, giving me a full display. I watched her asshole pucker as she lowered it towards my face, moved by raw fury and indignation.