It's Friday, and everything is ready. On the floor of the spare room is an inflated paddling pool. The sort of thing you have for the kids, but this is a good size. About 10 feet long and 6 feet wide; and inflated fully to give a nice soft floor with 12-inch high walls. No water, but a soft fluffy duvet on the inflated floor and a waterproof bed sheet over it. You know the sort of thing; cotton next to your skin but a waterproof backing. A trail of big towels leads from this pool to the nearby bathroom; and to the edge of the shower-bath.
Over this floor arrangement is a gantry I built during the previous week. It is about 8ft high [OK, OK about 2.5 metres]; as far as I can reach stretching up. Sitting in the gantry, on a circular frame I formed specially, is a white plastic 5 gallon container [OK, OK about 23 litres] with its spout pointing downwards. Well; it may have been white when I first got it but now it's full of a fluid that makes it look yellowy-browny-greeny-creamy.
From the screw-on cap on this inverted container comes a one-inch clear plastic pipe. Actually, I got it from the garden centre down the road from my place. I think it's used for irrigation, hydroponics and so on. Here, it's about 6 feet long and terminates at an in-line tap with two narrower outlets. I'll describe those outlets later.
I know exactly what is going to happen to me and Dixie; but she doesn't. Perhaps she has some idea, but not the detail. Little does she realise that all this comes from an idea she whispered to me over 6 months ago. Man; am I going to enjoy it. Not sure about her, though.
*****Just a thought*****
I've often discovered that women can be more exploratory and imaginative than men when it comes to weird sex. We guys are sometimes fixated on wham-bam, deep breathing, coming-coming-coming, swoosh-squirt, wow!
Women have often surprised me by saying, "Tonight can we try this....?" Or "Will you do this for me...?" And often, it's been something much more interesting and exciting than I had in mind. That's how I first experienced fisting; when a woman led me into it. And rubber and Spandex. And ropes. I just love imaginative women and there's no shortage of them -- all outside marriage I have to say.
Well, with my latest friend Dixie, I learned about the bathroom. One evening, I said, "I'll just go pee" and she says, "I'll come with you. Can I hold you to pee?" So that's what she did. I stood there and she controlled my hosepipe.
We moved on from that to my holding her vagina while she sat and emptied her bladder; then to making love on a plastic-backed sheet with us both peeing on each other. Of course, Dixie could pee on me while I was under her and she sat on my erection. It was more difficult for me to pee in her when erect; because of the valve arrangement, I suppose. But even that I taught myself to do when half-erect, so she could feel the pressure and fullness before it forced out past me. During those weekends, we would have the washing machine going three times a day.
At Dixie's suggestion also, we progressed to collecting urine for a day and then giving each other enemas. Me one time and she the next. It was all very exciting and very naughty. We had to go the whole way, didn't we?
So one day she says, "I'm going to catch your poop as it comes out." The next time I sat down, she knelt in front of me with a hand between my legs and with a big piece of kitchen tissue. And so she caught it as it came out of me, with no comment about smell or any sense of disgust. She simply found it fascinating. At her suggestion, I did the same later when she pooped. We simply let it down into the bowl and flushed as usual, but we had held each other's turds and enjoyed it. After a quick wash, we always had wonderful sex with that memory obviously fresh in her mind. Often towards the end of our love-making, she would rollover and say, "Now I'm empty up there, come in my bowel now" and I did of course. Always, she would press a big butt-plug into me before I mounted her buttocks, so that I could feel full instead of empty. And feel the pressure on my prostate. Our orgasms were stratospheric. By the way, Dixie never used coarse expressions: for her, the correct words were "bowels," "vagina," "clitoris" and "penis." Such an unusual and very intimate expression of her eroticism and my curiosity.
We would lie there afterwards with her bottom slowly oozing my juices and me clutching at her vagina with two or three fingers inside; and she playing and tugging gently at my big butt-plug when she could reach it.
We became expert in the size, shape and texture of each other's dung. For the catching game, we liked good solid turds that sat in our hands like little trophies.
For two years, we explored each other and learned new ways to experiment with this feature of our relationship; always with her driving it forward. Women are wonderful at exploration, once they get the yearning for it.
*****This past week*****
And now we were about to achieve our peak [or maybe rock bottom!] in this experience and it goes like this.
From Tuesday to Friday this week, we both ate "loose" food. Cereal, bread and soup, pasta, noodles, salads, soft fruits with yoghurt ... you know the kind of thing. No meats, no root vegetables, no heavy puddings. Also, we both drank at a least 2 litres [3Β½ pints] of liquids each day; coffee, tea, juice, plain water, beer. You can imagine what happened during those four days. We peed every hour and enjoyed "helping" each other every time. And our intestines filled with paste, with sludge, with something-like-blancmange.
The clever part was preventing our bowels from emptying until the time was right each day; so we both wore a solid butt-plug. Dixie's gradually increased over the first 2 days days from her usual 1Β½ -inch cone to a 2Β½ -inch bullet shape that was 4 inches long. I put them into her and we enjoyed that all by itself. Of course, I filled her vagina from behind each time, also, whenever I was erect and she was positioned.
And she put my biggest butt-plug in me. This was the 3-inch Doc Johnson Ace-of-Spades; it took her a full 45 minutes to get it into me the first time. Constantly lubricating me and pressing and urging me with her gentle voice. Until it popped in and I gave out an involuntary, "Aaaargh."
So we've both been totally closed in the anal department and waiting until each evening for our emptying. I rigged up a ringed padded seat over a big funnel into the plastic tub. Each evening, we've both had a suppository inserted. Then, after the 45-minute wait, taken turns to crouch over the funnel and we've emptied our intestines of the paste, the sludge, the something-like-blancmange. You can imagine our conversations.
"Lean that way," I said as I urged the plug from her rectum, "be ready for the flood."
"Yes," she said, "Oooh; here it comes. Am I standing in the right place?"
And so I would hold her in the right place, with her legs wide apart and the content of her bowels flooded out into the funnel and joining the earlier offerings in the big plastic tub. Then she would do the same for me.
"Don't push," she would say each time, "I want to control the plug and the flow. Slow. Slow."