"Now, Henry, tell me some more about how your wife finds you inadequate in bed," Rosetta pushed, adjusting her enormous rump in her specially designed leather chair. She was very interested in getting deep into the psyche of this client. A very small man, only about 100 lbs, he was slightly intimidated by the African-American amazon with hips nearly as wide as he was tall.
Her client, Henry paused. He felt embarrassed to talk about this with her. In addition to the ungodly fees she charged, he thought the whole thing was a sham, and couldn't believe his wife was making him go back for another session.
"Well, um... I guess I've always been on the smaller side," he said nervously, briefly making eye contact with the enormous, beautiful dark-skinned therapist. He saw a slight smirk creep onto her face, and immediately averted eye contact, turning red. "I just... I think Kate and I have come to an understanding on my... my..."
"Lack of manhood, mmhmm," Rosetta nodded, jotting it down on her pad, with a smile on her face. Henry turned bright red, wanting to die of humiliation. He wanted to retort, but couldn't think of anything to say. Suddenly, he caught a whiff of a pungent, cheesy odor that filled his nostrils.
"Um... Miss Rosetta... you didn't... um," he stammered.
"Fart, yes, I did, Henry," she said confidently. "Holding in my gas would be unhealthy, and I love myself far too much to do that. That must be the dozen eggs I had... or maybe 8 slices of french toast... or maybe the 2 lbs of bacon I had for breakfast? Oh well, I guess we'll never know. Unless you want to try to guess?"
He couldn't tell if she was joking or not, as she grinned at him without a hint of shame. He looked down, feeling embarrassed just hearing her talk about her flatulence. Henry was a very neat and private person, and he did whatever he could to avoid topics like that. Yet somehow, he felt his penis growing hard at the boldness of her words. He looked up, and saw she was still staring at him with a gleam in her eye.
"Oh, um... well, it's fine. I suppose it is natural."
"Yes, very much so. You see, I have had a growth issue since I was a very young girl, which is the reason I am as large as I am now. And that causes my insatiable appetite. And that..." she said, laughing. "Causes me to fart quite often. But don't worry, you will get used to it."
She loved watching Henry squirm in his seat as she talked about her flatulence. There was little she enjoyed than getting down to the deepest roots of her client's psychological problems. For which she had her own... "experimental" tactics.
"Now, Henry, let's talk more about your sexual inadequacy," she said firmly, turning the page in her book. "Being so underdeveloped down there must cause a lot of issues. Feelings of being inferior to women, because you are unable to satisfy them. Feelings of worthlessness, that you are not enough. I mean goodness, being as small as you are, you must feel beneath your wife."