New Years Relief

This story is one of my most fondest memories with an exciting fuck followed by the most relieving desperate public poo's I've ever taken in my life!

About 10 years ago on new years day, I woke up in my friends bed with her in London hanging from the night before. Cocktails, wine, champagne and beers we did it all, not to mention the food, I had consumed, pizza, chips, other festive snack food that was left over and plenty of cheese. Not to mention earlier in the day I had a pretty filling burgers to ensure I wasn't a lightweight for a house party that myself and my friend Molly were going to that evening.

We both had a great time at the NYE house party, drink, games, dancing, music and some great company and managed to get a kiss and a few numbers from some of the cute guys that were there. This house party was hosted by one of Molly's friends and they had a large London home to accommodate.

As a result, with the party in full flow I had a few moments of stomach pain but nothing I couldnt relieve with a fart to help relieve the pressure. Things were going so well and I was having so much fun, I could hardly find the time to disappear for a good sit down. My ass was getting alot of attention from the guys at the party, with playful slaps and even an occasional welcomed grope.

Anytime I drink I get very horny and very wet, sex isn't a want anymore its a need! I flirted with a guy called Dan and after having a naughty conversation about what turns us on, we ended up making our way to one of the bed rooms upstairs. As I entered the bedroom I made my way over to the bed. I pulled up my skirt showing him my huge ass and thong. I bent over the bed for him to take adavantage of me. Dan had massive hands he came up and spanked my arse cheek making me groan, with his hand being so big it hit hard, he started to kiss my arse as he wrestled to get his jeans and belt undone. He pulled my black thong down my big ass cheeks and let them drop to my heels, he studied my legs and caressed them, as much as I wanted to get down to business I appreciated his admiration.

I looked back and playfully encouraged him telling him I've not had a shag in over month I hope this is worth it. I love being slutty when drunk, I was wet already between my thighs but seeing his cock, tent out his CK boxers got me so excited.

His cock was big, not too much but long and thick I couldnt wait for him to fill in my pussy.

Something that big needed to be well lubricated and although I was dripping wet I turned round and slowly pulled his boxers down letting his big cock slap my face in the process, I gave him my best biggest puppy dog eyes as I filled my mouth with as much of his cock as I could handle and salavated all over it. I worked my tongue over the head of his cock and could see his eyes roll back in pleasure. I went to town, we were in that stage of pure lust, my pussy couldnt wait any longer, I gave a strong suck and pulled his lipstick covered cock out of my mouth returning to my position bent over the bed as I was before.

He was so so horny, I couldn't wait for the fuck he was about to give me. With his cock and my pussy both being so wet he slid in with all his girth, filling my pussy causing me to moan with relief and satisfaction. He started pounding me hard and fast from behind with my ass cheeks clapping against his thick cock, each thrust give us so much pleasure with the added risk of someone catching us.

The rhythm got good, too good as he was pounding away I could sense his moans suggested he wasn't far from finishing and selfishly I simply couldn't have him finish so soon.

I had to slow things down, I pulled his cock out and lept up onto the bed on all fours, my heels still on. I looked bad and wiggled my phat ass, and told him to eat it.

Dan came closer and used his big rugged hands to part my cheeks and started to lick my hole.

As you've probably worked out by now, I love anything anal, passing huge turds, taking big dildos up my arse, I love my hole being played with or stretched.

Dan's application of his tongue on my asshole was really getting me hot, this was exactly what I needed to build to my orgasm. I pushed my arse right into his face and he didn't hold back eating my hole between my massive cheeks. He was getting into it and his artful tongue work was unlocking my anus, loosening me up to the point I was being penetrated by his tongue. This was so hot being on all fours having my ass eaten by a practically a stranger when I'd had no sexual play in over a month, let alone being on someone else's bed!

He was eating my ass like a cake and I was fucking loving it, however despite being so pleasurable, I knew I couldnt risk any anal tonight, although I wanted it so so bad.

As I was moaning in pleasure biting my lip and gripping the bedding, I could feel my arousal tempting me, wanting him to fill my phat ass with his thick cock, but I was overdue an appointment with the toilet, the gas I had released earlier in the night told me this. I couldn't run the risk of unloading all over his cock and this bed.

In a desperate and slutty tone I said to Dan "Daddy I need it in my pussy"

Dan didn't need to be told twice he rose up from licking my hole and put his cock back in my dripping pussy, feeling him fill me again and being so turned on from having my ass eaten, we soon got our rythem back and I was well on the road to getting my O.

Still being on all fours I could really arch my back and push my big ass against him, he gripped my thighs with his big hands pulling me into him, I was really enjoying this stuffing he was giving to me, I was starting to edge closer snd closer to orgasm and from his stiff cock and grunts he was building up to his too. My pussy was so wet you could hear it as Dan continued to pound me from behind, I started to focus on my orgasm that I was bursting for, looking back and seeing this fit stranger who only minutes ago was talking to thrust and plough me after eating my ass. The feeling of my pussy being full with one of the biggest cocks I taken, I soon started to make my pre-orgasm moans which also made Dan need to go. We were both vigarously working towards our orgasms and just before mine took hold, Dan pulled out and sprayed his cum all over my ass coating it.

"No no no, I need to finish, I need to finish, get on the bed now"

Dan did as he was told and lay on the bed exhusted from his efforts, I climbed over him and squatted on his head. He understood the assignment and started licking my pussy and sucking my clit, I was so in need of this orgasm I couldn't let this opportunity pass me by.

Cum was dripping down from my ass onto his t-shirt but I didn't care, I needed this bad. Still with my heels on I started to grind his face with my pussy and my aroused state got me right back to where we left off in no time. His tongue was doing its work and giving me pleaure I'd not had in a very long time. Each lick brought me closer and closer to the relief I desired, as I thought back to him eating my ass earlier I started to squirm squatting on his head, gringing his face against my throbbing clit over and over until finally I burst, squirting all over his face and feeling the pleasure pulsate through my entire body. Pleasure I hadn't recieved in so long, I was used to getting fucked minimum twice a day with my ex, so a month without was a big deal for me.

As I dismounted I saw what a mess I had made all over him as his t-shirt was covered in his own cum and my juices.

With a bed side tissue box we cleared up the best we could and tried to tidy our appearence like nothing happened but you could tell. Rejoining the party Molly asked where I had been I told her I'd explain later and we got some more drinks and danced as we got closer to the new year's countdown.

We all got together and cheering in the new year 2014! With Dan looking over and myself beaming back. The rest of the night was uneventful but myself and Dan kept sharing playful glances at each other when we were in the same room. At 2/3am we made out way back to Molly's which was a short 10 minute walk, staggering drunk through the streets.

I had a glass of water when we got back and myself and Molly got cosy in bed, nothing sexual just two good friends sharing.

I woke up in a world of pain about 9am with a splitting headache and my stomach was churning I was fully hungover, I had to let out a fart to ease some of the pressure but the fart smelled so bad Molly was still asleep luckily. I used the opportunity to let more out and my tummy eased but the solitting headache I couldnt ignore. I dragged myself out of bed and took some paracetamol before crashing out again until 11am.

"Morning sleepy" Molly had nothing like my hangover, I replied with how awful I felt and she thought we should get up and go to a local popular chicken restaurant for lunch to help soak up the alcohol. This wasnt a bad idea and she let me shower first, I sat on the toilet taking my morning wee, pissing furiously wondering if Dan will text me today. As my piss came to an end I tried to poo but other than some more wind nothing else came out. I felt sick more than anything else and had a shower, this was probably the most privacy I'd get all day so I couldnt help letting the shower head travel south and started fantasising about taking Dan's cock in my ass, with the hot water flowing over me as I rubbed one out, it took me no time to feel the orgasmic pleasure once again.

I got out and Molly took her turn while I dried myself off, got changed and did my make up, as I was doing so my stomach started to hurt again and I dropped another eggy fart. I started to feel quite full in my rectum and knew I needed to take a massive hangover shit. Only problem was Molly was still in the shower, I was annoyed I didn't go when I had my turn in the bathroom and now was desperate for the toilet.

Molly took her sweet time, to the point where I wondered what she had been up to in there. Thinking about her rubbing one out in the shower too and lathering up her big tits did make me a little juicy between the thighs. I was rocking back on forth on her sofa waiting for her to come out so I could take this big dump. My heart rose as I heard the shower end and I sat farting thinking only a little whilst longer now. It was another 5 minutes with my stomach cramping up before the lock turned on the bathroom door, I heard Molly walk to her room and started to make my way to the toilet.

Molly heard my foot steps towards the bathroom and called out "sorry I used the last of the toilet roll we will have to get some when we go out"

This was not what I needed to hear, I stepped into the bathroom and saw just a single scrap of paper left on the holder. It was clear Molly had just attended to her morning business as the smell of a stinky poo was lingering she had beaten me to it. I could only stare at the toilet, which I so desperately needed to be sat on. My tummy was in so much pain and a poo was really pressing against my back door.

Fortunately Molly was ready much quicker than it took her to shower and dump, mainly because she was hungry and couldnt wait to pig out. We left her house and I knew when we got to the resturant I be using their loo, each step was agony, I was doing everything I could to keep this desperate hangover shit from spilling out into my knickers and tights as we walked down the road.

Molly used the walk down to the restaurant to quiz me on the events of the night before and Dan, recounting the story to Molly helped take my mind off the impending urge to relief the contents my bowels all over the pavement.

At least being outside I was able to let rip some more toxic farts for passers by to walk into.

We got to the resturant and got seated, I knew what I wanted so I headed to the counter and paid and told Molly I was just nipping to the loo.

Making my way upstairs to the toilets was torture as I had reached my full capacity I needed to take this shit so badly, the pain in my tummy was not going tonlet me hold it for much longer. As I got to the top of the stairs I saw a sight that nearly made me cry. There was a sign over the womens door 'OUT OF ORDER' I started to panic, this was not in the script, I had to have a toilet under my arse in the next minute or I would be having a huge public accident, my heart started beating out my chest, no choice I had to use the mens, which I expected would be rank.

Because it was earlier the resturant wasnt its busiest and I walked into the mens which appeared not to haven been used yet, on the right hand side was a row of urinals and on the left was one single toilet stall.

I scurried over to the toilet stall, slamming the door shut snd desperately turning the lock, my body betrayed me sensing I was now close to a toilet I could feel more so than ever my anus begging to be let open. I speedily lifted my skirt and pulled my tights and knickers down to my ankle boots and planted my ass on that toilet seat.

I had no time to line the seat as I bent my knee's to lower my ass onto the seat I let off a stinky fart that only a hangover could create, I let my anus expand finally and there was the crackle of a turd straight away pushing out of my hole. It moved slowly to begin with and then shot out making a splash, it felt big, just as I started to get some relief a huge turd now started doming out of my arse, it felt that this was the one causing me all the tummy pain as more toxic loud farts were released from my bum making this one smelly toilet. This turd was very thick and very smelly it inched out bit by bit and in doing so I could feel the pain and pressure in my tummy start to lift.

Just then the door went making me freeze, they walked over to the urinal and started to splatter the urinal with their piss. I had this massive stinky turd dangling from my asshole praying it didn't drop whilst they were pissing. My anus clenched around the poo sticking out of my arse and it was too thick to be pinched off causing me a bit of pain this thing needed out. I sat there holding it the silence was so loud, the other occupant made their way to the sink, washed their hand and used the hand dryer. The sound of the door opening and closing again told me I had peace.

With this I started to push again forcing out this gigantic turd, curious I spread my thighs to check the size of this thing and was amazed as it pushed and relieved me it started to coil at the bottom of the toilet below the water level yet still coming out of my ass.

As it slithered it it became quite the pleasure to pass, it was like a thick rope of poo was desending from my ass and showed no signs of stopping.

The pain and pressure being relieved was making this such a satisfying dump to start the year, the desperation of nearly shitting my knickers made this enjoyable poo somewhat orgasmic. Finally I felt this gigantic turd leave me and looking down it was coiled like the poo emoji and sticking up out of the water, I was shocked that it came out of me. It smelt so bad but I was far from done, another large poo started to form. The door went again and I assume another man went to the urinal after seeing the toilet stall was engaged. I tried desperately to hold back till he had gone but I couldn't now I had started it was involuntary, my ass wasn't stopping this poo and it dropped making a slap as it hit the water and my gigantic poo, I also let out an embarrassingly loud fart. Whoever was at the urinal didn't react but started pissing and let out a loud squeaky fart of their own, maybe they were longing to take my place?

The door went signalling they had left instantly I let a few more smaller brown sausages, and I felt like I was done, I stood up to survey the damage to the poor toilet and it was full of shit. My gigantic turd was blocking the hole and the rest was floating around it. On reflection I probably should have tried to flush before it got this bad especially as I was still yet to wipe, however as i reached for some paper my stomach hit me with one of the worst cramps that day, it bent me in half and had me sitting back down. Some more foul smelling gas escaped me and I felt a big rumble in my tummy, once more my anus was forced open by the emergence of another thick turd. I started to wonder if other women shit like this, I bore down and crowned this thick log stretching my anus to full capacity. It moved a bit quicker thankfully but it was dry and hard and really hurt on the way out. It landed straight into the gigantic turd that was already blocking the exit and slowed. I had to stand up so the rest of it could fall out, this thing was colossal and it crashed into the bowl below, although it relieved some pain my stomach made me quick sit my arse back down on the seat as loose and soft turds started to spray out of my ass, turning the water in the toilet now completly brown. This looser poo smelled of pure alchol from last night snd although not big was probably the most relieving part of this trip to the toilet.

Finally I felt done, my hole by now was sore so I was glad to have finished, this thick beauty had really done her business in there, the toilet was a mess. I still had to wipe, it wasn't like this was going to flush anyway, I found it funny because anyone coming up after I'd probably be the least likely person they would expect. I had obliterated that poor toilet but was better than it being Molly's, I felt messy at the back and it took me a few wipes to get clean. I managed to fold them and keep them on the toilet shelf so I got put them in the bin leaving my turds glistening in the light in all their glory for whoever needed this toilet next. I did feel really bad I have to admit.

I came back down and Molly remarked how was your poo?! She knew isntantly, I told her the ladies was out of order and now the mens was. She said it was obvious I was bursting to go was it impressive? "it's still there if you want to have a look" Molly went upstairs and came back down she took a photo of the toilet on her phone.

"No way you did that!" "shhh...put that phone away, I couldn't have held it another minute"

"Well glad you did that here not my toilet"

We both laughed and enjoyed our meal picking up some toilet rolls from an off licence that was open but that was one of the most memorable new years celebrations I've had!