Reverse Blumpkin

From the stories I've posted so far, you'd imagine I and Todd were having frequent blumpkins, but this wasn't the case; I wanted them to be a treat. Get them every day, and they soon stop being special.

However, this particular tale took place on a holiday abroad. We were staying out at a resort in the Med; it was luxury and not overpopulated. The locals were friendly, and we were having a great time. This particular afternoon we were swimming in the sea next to a boat for an excursion we booked through the hotel. Now the steak food the night before, the continental breakfast or the seafood lunch we had aboard the ship whilst swimming, I started feeling a fullness in my ass that told me I was needing a dump. I'm experienced in holding my poo, but the heat and maybe the swim itself made this dump quite urgent very quickly. Now I have no shyness about using public bathrooms; however, the facilities on the boat were cramped and dirty, having already been used for a wee. Plus, knowing how much Todd likes to watch me unload, I thought it would be best if I could wait till we got back to the hotel. It did cross my mind to fire my torpedoes out whilst in the sea, but if they were huge and started to float, I'd be devastated.

Fortunately, time was on my side, as this was the last stop on the excursion, and it was only a very short coach ride back to the hotel. Climbing back onto the boat and drying off, I whispered to Todd I needed a poo. His face lit up; he asked if I was planning to use the toilets on the boat, but I told him I'm going to try my best and hold it for him till we are back at the hotel. As we got closer to the harbour, I started to release some warm and stinky pre-poo farts; being in the open air, the smell dissipated quickly without much notice. I wasn't busting for the loo yet, but my stomach was getting a little tight, and my ass felt full. This was going to be a big one. We got onto the coach without much incident, but my desperation started to kick up a notch, and I was worried that maybe unloading on the boat was a better option. Each and every bump and vibration was making my need to go worse. Todd asked me how I was getting on, and I told him I was at an 8/10 by now. He reassured me that we are nearly back; I could spot his cock growing hard underneath his shorts, starting to tent out. I looked at his crotch and joked he better carry the bags when he got back to cover that up.

He told me he was so horny knowing I was desperate for a shit. We were only a few minutes away from the hotel by now, and my tummy was sending me strong signals to use a toilet soon. I was aching to get a toilet under my big arse so I could unload this dump truck of mine. The nice thing was, as much as I needed the toilet bad, I wasn't yet at the I'm about to shit my knickers stage. That being said, I had to let out a fart to ease the pressure in my stomach. I didn't want to because I knew it would be ripe and others would smell it, but I needed some relief. I farted, which made a sound I could hear, but Todd was none the wiser. That was until it hit his nostrils, turning to me and letting me know just how bad that was. I let go of another one that he could hear; fortunately, we had a few empty seats around us because it was loud. I saw his cock stiffen and asked if my farting was turning him on. Todd didn't reply, but with no eyes on us, I started to massage his cock through his shorts, feeling how solid it was, and it started to get me excited. It was hot knowing my farts were turning him on so much.

To get him even more flustered, I started whispering that this felt like a huge load and I couldn't wait to get my arse seated on the toilet. He put his head back in relief and closed his eyes as I carried on rubbing his cock. I started to be more vulgar in my description, telling him that was going to be one fat shit and how I've been needing a good clearout the last couple of days. With no one close to us on the coach, I undid the zip on Todd's shorts and set free his raging hard-on. He looked up alarmed, checking that no one could see, but he soon didn't care as I took the head of his cock into my mouth. I swirled my tongue over the head and sucked my man good, working up and down his thick shaft. Todd was enjoying himself, barely managing to keep his enjoyment silent. I gave his cock a good wank whilst sucking, all whilst a big poo was trying to force its way out of my ass.

I let go of another pungent fart as I was sucking, and I could feel Todd wasn't far from bursting now. Todd whispered we are nearly back, but I carried on sucking and farting. I was really starting to stink up our area of the couch seating. I was salivating all over Todd's thick cock and sucked him slowly so he felt every bit of my tongue and lips wrapped around his dick. Todd started to squirm in his seat, a sign the end was nigh. I worked him good; shame I was busting for a poo because I really wanted his cock now, either door. Todd was getting ready to shoot his load down my throat and I was accodating as much of his cock as possible. Just as he was on the verge of cumming, the coach came to a halt; we had arrived back at the hotel. The coach still needed to position itself to park up, so I carried on despite Todd trying to protest we should stop. I sucked him more intensely knowing we didn't have long before everyone got up. I silently gagged on his cock and cut another fart that was quite loud this time and sent Todd over the edge. Todd was about to shoot his load down my throat; his orgasm had started. He was slightly whimpering to let me know he was going to go!

Just before he released the reverse bleep, the coach stopped. I carried on sucking, and just in the nick of time, Todd's cock burst in my mouth, and boy, he must have really needed it as a thick rope of cum shot down my throat. His dick pumped a lot of cum out very quickly. Everyone on the coach started to get up; I quickly hoovered all the cum off his cock and swallowed it. Todd hurriedly put his cock back in his shorts and got up like everyone else; he had a big smile on his face, and the other hotel guests were none the wiser. We were the last to disembark the coach, and as we did, Todd squeezed my big ass. I was still dying to let this load out on the throne. I told him not to do that; I might have an accident. Todd then slapped my arse, which hurt and nearly made me lose control of my anus. I love a spanking, but not when holding back a massive dump. Leaving the coach, I made a beeline to head back to our hotel room, my flip-flops slapping the floor and my feet as I hurriedly led Todd back to our room. As we got down our corridor, Todd spanked my arse again with his big hand. It stung, and I had to stop and compose myself. Playfully, I told him off and said I nearly shit myself and told him to get the door. Todd fumbled around finding the room key and opened our door.

I rushed through, chucked my bag on the bed and headed straight for the toilet. I quickly got my bikini bottoms down and sat on the loo ready to unload. I started first by emptying my bladder, pissing furiously into the water below. Naturally Todd came in to watch me go; usually he would be cock in hand, but he was still a spent force after the head he got on the coach. My piss came to an end, and finally it was time to drop this load I was desperately holding on to. Todd, however, came closer and knelt down at my feet. I assumed he came for a better look as he put his big hands on my knees and pushed my legs further apart; he was obviously keen to see what I was about to release. What he did next took me by complete surprise; just as I was about to let go and give him a show, he dived his head between my thighs and started eating my pussy, his head half in the toilet. My pussy was already wet from our shenanigans on the coach back, but my priority was having this much-needed poo first and then getting some dick.

This poo was pushing at my hole; it was so ready to leave my ass, but I was quite taken aback by Todd's tongue teasing my wet pussy. I sat back on the toilet a bit and grabbed Todd by the hair, pulling his head in even closer to my pussy and letting my own head fall back in pleasure as he licked my still pissy wet pussy and circled my clit with his tongue. The fact he dived in before I'd even wiped my pussy clean was so hot; I had never been happier to spread my thick tanned thighs. I was enjoying the pleasure of his tongue moving up and down, left and right on my clit. My pussy was practically frothing at this point, but my arse still desperately needed to be emptied of the shit brewed up inside of me. It was now I started to fully understand why Todd enjoys a blumpkin so much, getting to enjoy relief at both ends simultaneously, and although before I could imagine it being pleasurable having masturbated many times when taking a dump, now I was getting to experience some oral and anal pleasure at the same time.

This fat shit was so ready to drop now; my big ass had to empty. Todd was licking me so fucking good as well. I let Mother Nature take its course, and in seconds my anus could be heard opening up; the tip of a big poo started to emerge. The relief of this turd starting to be passed after holding for so long was sheer ecstasy. Todd knew what was happening; he could hear and smell the poo coming out even if he couldn't see it, but he didn't stop giving my dripping wet pussy a good lick. I was able to enjoy the feeling of my anus stretching; as this poo emerged, it felt so good. The tip broke off whilst coming out and made a heavy splash below, but I was eager for the rest to drop. This large poo inside of me started to move and got wider, stretching my hole much more than the tip did.

I think the increased olive oil intake must have helped to move this through my digestive system because this turd was a beast. My bowels really appreciated letting this out; I find it so enjoyable to drop a load, and the bigger, the better. Having my clit and pussy licked so diligently by Todd as I started to pass this fat firm turd almost had me climaxing; I wasn't far off. The turd slowly inched out and was very stinky; this was the cause of my smelly farts on the couch. Getting my ass stretched out as I was getting licked out at the same time was insane; my desperation to poo was passing with this turd. It grew and grew in length, crackling and squalling as it moved past my anus. This thing was big; it dangled out of my arse before dropping into the toilet with a very heavy splash as it torpedoed into the water, sending a spray of my piss back up to my thighs and ass.

My stomach immediately felt better, and I let out a huge sigh of relief. I find it hard to put into words just how relieving it was to pass that turd. With my intestines now free of that beamoth log, I could focus a little more on getting my dripping wet pussy licked, despite the fact this poo was still far from done, feeling my turd factory gearing up for another delivery. The smell was pretty ripe from my poo, and yet Todd's head was still in there, giving me so much fucking pleasure. More poo was ready to drop at my back door, but I held it so I could grind against Todd's face to relieve how horny I was sitting on the loo. His tongue was doing such a number on me I couldn't help but moan and didn't care if anyone else in the hotel could hear. I was moving up and down the best I could in opposite directions to Todd's tongue for maximum friction; my pussy was so juicy, and my orgasm started to creep up, which was also accelerated by my desperation returning to release the remaining poo I was holding back.

As if this wasn't enough, I also needed to release another spurt of piss as well. I needed to pee more first, as it was uncomfortable; Todd was looking up and making eye contact with me on every upstroke with his tongue, and that was making me close to bursting, but little did he know I was about to piss in his mouth. Looking down at him, I bit my lip and made some desperate sounds. I think he kinda twigged as he made sure his mouth was covering my pussy; I let go and started to tinkle in his mouth and on his tongue. This was so fucking hot, pissing in my man's mouth. Todd took it well despite this being a new thing for us, and he made sure he collected every drop before returning to tease my clit with his tongue.

As much as I wanted to focus on having my orgasm, I desperately had to poo more. I moaned in desperation and relaxed my anus to release more shit into the toilet below. I started to crown another firm turd just as wide as it gaped my hole and dropped with another heavy splash, and it was very relieving to drop. I still had more to come. Just as that turd hit the water, another one was ready to take its place. Very similar to the last one, very firm but not too hard it hurt; with Todd still licking away, it dropped, making a heavy plop. I was in the midst of enjoying a big shit whilst getting my pussy licked and getting closer to climaxing, but my phat ass still needed unloading. Todd's tongue was lashing my clit, and I couldn't ignore the pleasure it was sending through my body. Another turd was knocking on my back door, and now I was going again. I was at that stage where I couldn't stop shitting. Todd was doing so well; the toilet was stinking, but he wanted to return the favour I gave him on the coach. His tongue was sending me, applying the right amount of pressure where needed and the right amount of movement, probing my pussy with his tongue delicately so I felt everything.

I was very wet and very close to climaxing on the toilet. I was starting to moan in pleasure; my body was shaking a little, gearing up for a big O. As I was enjoying getting so close to bursting, the next turd started to stretch my hole again; I simply couldn't take any more. The pleasure of my hole being stretched again and the passing of another thick turd combined with the smell and Todd licking me... sent me on the path to one of the most memorable orgasms of my life. I was now past the point of no return; I couldn't stop this orgasm from happening as much as I couldn't prevent the turd dilating my hole from pushing out, as my body was desperate to expel another thick turd out of my big ass. I started to really groan; I was shaking. The pleasure I was receiving from both ends was building to a powerful orgasm, sitting on the pot. Todd's tongue applying pressure to my throbbing clit, I was about to burst.

As this thick turd was inching out, my orgasm was on its way. I grabbed Todd by the back of his head and pulled him closer as I got ready to go. My orgasm was coming; I was squirming on the toilet, Todd's head between my thighs and a thick poo between my ass cheeks. The pleasure built and built till I could take no more; being so horny, I begged Todd to lick me faster; his tongue was lapping my pussy like a dog to water. I burst, and not just from the euphoric sensation of my orgasm; I cum so hard that, as I was going, I squirted into Todd's mouth. My eyes streamed as I thrust my pussy into Todd's face, enjoying this exquisite orgasm; simultaneously, the rest of this thick turd rushed past my anus, making yet another huge splash below. I was still riding out my orgasm, moaning in sheer delight, when a cascade of softer shit positioned itself at my back door. My climax reached its peak, and as I started to come down the mountain, Todd pulled his head back, asking how much I had enjoyed that. I could only muster a groan as I rested, feeling extremely satisfied.

Todd was pitching a tent again; I remarked it looked like he needed to deal with that. He pulled off his shorts and started to wank his big cock in front of me. I told him that I think I can help you with that as I spread my legs and let go of the rest of my shit. A flurry of soft turds dropped from my arsehole, splashing and plopping into the water, followed by a very relieving fart that echoed round the bowl. Todd started to wank harder seeing all that poo drop; I felt empty finally, so I scooted forward on the loo so Todd could have a good look behind my arse to see the contents of the toilet. He got up and had a good inspection whilst still wanking his rock-hard cock. He informed me I had released quite a sizeable load, as if I wasn't aware already from the relief I felt emptying my big ass; I had certainly released some big turds in that session. Todd stood furiously wanking behind me with the vision of my big tanned ass and the contents of what I just expelled, combined with the aroma wafting up from the open gap.

He must have been siffering a sensory overload because it didn't take long before he announced he was going to cum. I encouraged him to do it all over my huge ass. He went quiet and then shot ropes of cum all over my ass that dripped down my cheeks. He was done and went for a lie down on the bed, feeling very lightheaded. I had to look at my load; the fattest log was sticking up out of the water and had a nice dark brown complexion. It was accompanied by some of the shorter but wider turds bobbing up and down on the surface of my piss. I cleaned up all the cum and my shitty bum and left to join Todd for a nap feeling mightily relieved.