It's all Catherine Zeta-Jones's fault.
After a momentous movie night, it took me hours to fall asleep as my mind wrestled with how I had fallen from being a good husband to being a cheater. How I might even have "fouled my own nest" by sleeping with and potentially knocking up my neighbor's wife. How could I have done this? What kind of a monster am I? My wife, Susan, laying there beside me peacefully was oblivious to my torment. Finally, in the wee hours of the morning I drifted off.
When I finally woke up, it was late. Susan had departed for work and I had to rush into a day of online meetings and endless emails. By the time evening rolled around, I was spent and was looking forward to a quiet evening. Perhaps I could start to repair my flagging marriage?
Susan bustled in at 6:15 and, with a peck on the cheek, reminded me that she and the neighbor ladies were having a girl's night out. I had forgotten it completely. Thoughts of a romantic dinner were dashed--not to mention the immediate panic that my erstwhile lover, Belinda Batcher, and movie night hostess Mary (who had a naughty picture of the two of us rutting) were half of the "neighbor lady" contingent. Perhaps I should pack a suitcase now?
Many nerve wracking hours later, there was a knock on the front door. My wife was smashed and Mary and Belinda had brought her home. We maneuvered her upstairs and to bed. Then the three of us tiptoed downstairs so I could see them off.
Mary was sitting there smirking at the two of us with a cat-that-ate-the-canary look that froze my stones. "I should let you two lovebirds get it on, while Susan's out of it," she hissed. I couldn't understand the hint of venom in her voice. For a change, Mary wasn't in scrubs. She was in a too short denim dress that showed her lower legs and her makeup was caked on in bright, discordant layers. I couldn't help but laugh "right" at her as she pulled the door after her.
That left me with Belinda.
"Hey," she started, kind of looking at her shoes. "I wanted to explain last night."
"I wanted you to know," she continued, "that what I said was true: Pete had the snip before we got together. When we decided we wanted kids, we talked about letting it happen with some of our swinging partners, but I really couldn't face that. We have fun, but I couldn't stand one of them looking at me with that shit-eating grin. Ugh. I wanted to pick the man who made my baby."
"Anyway, I kind of had permission."
"What?"
"Susan was probably joking. In fact, I'm sure she was joking when she told us 'One of you should do him and take the pressure off me.'" She glanced at the closed door, where Mary had gone.
"What is that all about? What's turned her into Smirkasaurux Rex?"
"You must know she has a huge crush on you!"
I had never thought of my neighbor in that light. It would never have occurred to me, but something about it seemed to ring true. Which meant: Oh. Oh my god.
"Anyway," Belle continued, chatting merrily away, "I've always wanted a child and Petey couldn't, but I finally talked him around and we were going to do it together--you know, pick out a guy and get me fertilized, but he keeps suggesting these guys I don't like and, well, and I've picked you out." The words tumbled out in a steady stream, gushing forth to explain her thinking and reacting and attraction and such, before concluding: "We've timed it pretty well, but I may be back soon... just to be sure." Her smile dimpled as she slipped out the front door and into the night.
I shut the door on Belinda and slunk to bed. I had to wrestle Susan out of her clothes and she was silly with drink. She seemed a little amorous at first, but when I copped a feel, she giggled and squirmed away with "Oh, you naughty man."
I got her tucked in, with a big glass of water and two aspirin next to her. I felt better snuggled up next to her, holding her as I fell into exhausted sleep.
It was Tuesday before the next shoe--or should I say shoes--dropped. After Susan was off to work, I settled into my own routine. Around 11 there came a knock on the door. It was Belinda, dressed in sweats. She pushed her way inside with an "I'm not interrupting anything, am I?"
"I don't have any meetings until one."
"Good. Then we'll have time to make sure I'm in a family way," she announced, unzipping her top to reveal her braless tits. Her tiny, tight bosom was crowned with two perfect coral-colored peaks, each tight in the cool morning air. My mouth was dry and all I could say was "uh..."
She pushed down her sweat pants, kicked off her running shoes, and stepped up to give me an embrace. There was a fire alarm going off inside me, as the eyeful of tight body sent my blood into overdrive.
"Show me the bedroom. I want you to fuck me where you fuck your wife. It's so hot to think of her sleeping where you got me pregnant." What happened to the reluctant and reasonable Belinda? Some kind of horny pod person had replaced her.
"Our units are identical, I think you know the way." I followed her, admiring her cute tiny butt. Was I going to do this? This was clearly a one-way train trip to daddy town. On the other hand, I felt like the damage was done. I had a sense like it had happened already.
She bounced onto Susan's side of the bed and I moved to kiss the inner part of her thigh. Unlike movie night, I was going to take some time and us both a memory to go with the swaddling blanket. Soon I was licking her totally smooth tight wet pussy, freshly manicured for the event. But she was having none of it. With her toes she reached out to ensure I was hard, nudging my cock time and again. When she was sure of that, she pulled me up to kiss her and then, without words, squirmed around to get herself ready for the Main Event.
"Don't hold back, baby, shoot your babies into me. I want it, honey. Give it all to me," was her refrain as I sought to do exactly that.