It must have been about five a.m. when the door of my hotel room latched closed and I heard her footfalls on the padded carpet, stealing away. I had that muzzy "everything out of kilter" feeling when it's far too early to be getting up. You know, the one that comes with being in a strange bed and not quite sure either where you are or why you're no longer sleeping? I was alone and naked between heavily starched sheets.
Last night had been a big celebration. The Company had put on its annual end-of-the-fiscal-year blowout. It had been a good year, so the mood had been festive. The alcohol, my head informed me, had flowed freely.
A lot of people just went home after the party, but the Company had negotiated a cheap rate for rooms at the resort as part of the party package and I'd taken one of them. I had thought my wife, Pamela, would appreciate a romantic night out. Unfortunately, she works in sales for a different tech company, and it turned out she would be away on a business trip when the party rolled around.
"Don't worry about it. Go have a good time!" she told me. "I get more than enough time in hotels as it is, and I'd be bored to death if I had to cheer your company's 'strategic mission' and 'important values' all night. Just be a good boy and don't get into any trouble."
The evening started with exactly the tedious thing Pamela feared. A progression of execs with PowerPoint slides trying to excite the crowd using pie charts while a DJ pumped anonymous dance music over it all. Woot. We gave the obligatory half-hearted cheers: hooray for lessening our operational expenses; hooray for gross margins! Finally, Chris Parkinson, the founder and CEO, looking dapper in his white summer suit, mounted the stage, told a few jokes, kept his remarks mercifully short, and freed us of our misery to let us party. He left the stage to real cheers as everyone streamed out of the conference area towards a makeshift casino with door prizes, the disco setup with the aforementioned DJ--and the plentiful supply of free liquor. It had been a very good year.
Along towards eleven, as most of the married or parental folks were going home, I filtered towards the bar and ordered a tall drink, intending to nurse it until I could go sack out. While I waited on the bartender, Dave Kurtic, another engineering director, sidled up next to me. He's also married to my sister-in-law, Cynthia, so he's more than just a colleague.
"Cynthia waiting for you to finish up with the schmoozing?" I asked him.
"Nah, she didn't come tonight. She hates these things. It's supposed to be fun, but, well, you know..." He waved a hand.
I did indeed know. We were both working at "giving permission" to team members to let down their hair. Modeling good "having fun" behavior turned out to be hard work. I was glad for her sake that Pamela and Cynthia had skipped out. So, we took our drinks and made room for others at the bar. As we did, Dave brushed up against a tall gal carrying her own tall drink. I recognized her by sight, as someone I'd seen here or there in the building where my office was located.
Dave introduced her as "Veronica". She was maybe in her early thirties and her hair and heels accentuated her height. Dave's five foot ten and I'm a couple inches over six feet. With high heels, she was practically at eye level with me. Her hair was piled up in an elaborate do, making her taller overall. She was wearing cute tortoise-shell glasses in front of big blue eyes that sparkled with delight. It was a novel experience, having flirty eyes right at the same level, challenging me. When I dropped my gaze, it fell on her sequined, sparkly, knee-length party dress, which was working overtime to both camouflage meaty thighs and accentuate a modest bust. My look must have lingered in that pleasant valley, because when I looked back up level, her perfectly decorated red lips quirked just slightly at knowing her charms had been appreciated.
She laughed loud and freely, coming across as just this side of smashed. I might have felt protective, but Dave is a heel: he sensed opportunity. He put the moves on her, touching her arm with a winking gaze. The music made the place loud, so I would have had to lean in to follow their conversation. His body language was eloquent. He wanted to take her somewhere private and do unmentionable things with her. Normally, I wouldn't care what a colleague did or didn't do and who he did or didn't do it with. But he was also my brother-in-law. There were plenty of business trips or meetings where his wandering eye took him out of his lane. I couldn't go home and gripe about him to Pam, nor did I feel right
hiding
what he did from her either. Sooner or later, the chicks he fooled around with would turn into chickens that came home to roost. I thought about his wife and mine and thought I should maybe do more than pretend to follow whatever the red ring of her lips was saying. I leaned into the conversation to hear her murmurs to him.
"I don't know, Dave. You're a fun guy, but what will you say tomorrow," she slurred. Dave looked a bit uncomfortable, seeing me following the conversation. I figured at this point he'd find a way to let her down politely, rather than risk embarrassing himself. He backed off a little, but only to snag her another drink. He turned in such a way to make clear: I was cramping his style. Should I be wandering off somewhere? How else would I have plausible deniability when he ultimately did manage to spirit her away for some hanky-panky? I frowned into my drink, trying to plan my escape, when rescue appeared. Sandy McCuller, the CTO and our boss, cruised up.
"Gents. Hope you're enjoying yourselves. Our fearless Founder has gotten a bit schnocked. Dave, could you help me ensure that Chris makes it somewhere safe?" Dave went off with her to ensure reputations were maintained, leaving me with Veronica.
"You're that guy from engineering!" she proclaimed, stabbing a finger at me. Those blue eyes locked onto mine again.
"I guess I'm that guy," I agreed.
"You want to dance with me?" she asked, moving to stand inside my comfort zone. In my mind's eye, I pictured her rubbing her body against mine in a slow dance while all our co-workers looked on. Hm, that seemed unattractive at best. But given her steady diet of booze, I thought I could help by guiding her in the direction of safety. Otherwise, things would descend into demonstrations of "limbless walking" or perhaps "commode hugging". She didn't deserve that.
"Are you staying at the hotel?" I asked.
"Oh, you're dirty," she said, "horning in on Dave like this. What do you think? Should I be his... whatever... tonight? I could take us to my place, but we'd need to get a ride..." She fumbled with a handbag, which concealed one of those oversized phones in a sparkly pink case.
"I wasn't thinking of anything like that," I replied. I had on my director voice.
"Sure, honey. You're a good Company man and a good husband," she said. I guided her out of the dark, smokey dance area towards the hotel entrance. Outside it was crisp and thankfully quiet. The fresh air tasted good.
She struggled with her phone and finally got it unlocked. A bit more struggling and then she cursed.
"Damn, there's no drivers," she announced. The app was searching for a ride for her. This place
was
a little remote and every rideshare this side of the Rockies had already served partygoers.
"How long does it say?"
"Still searching... you've got a room, don't you?" she asked.
"I do."
"Why don't you show me?" A tiny alarm bell went off in my brain. If I took her to my room, she might very well fall out of that dress...