I dunno, but not that it means anything, but like - me and my boyfriend Derek are a little bit Tik Tok famous. Maybe you follow us, maybe you don't. We've got over 127k followers and a couple vids with 1M+ views. Lets see if you recognize us from this description.
I'm a 5'5" (not so natural) blonde white girl with perky tits, a sweet round ass (thank you squat gods) and wear dark eye shadow. My boyfriend - lets call him Derek- is 5'9", dirty blonde hair with a perfectly trimmed beard, and thicc af. How bout that? Think you know who we are now?
ROTFL uh, yeah. throw a rock and hit any number of cloyingly annoying white couples in their early twenties. We are SO not original, I get that. So no, I don't think I'm special. And I'll tell you one other thing.
Derek is probably one of the dumbest people you could ever know.
But I absolutely LOVE him for it. He's a puppy dog, a real mama's boy who's the nicest, kindest guy any girl would be lucky to have- and I do consider myself to be lucky. But he isn't the curious type who ponders the world, or gets caught up in intellectual matters. Me on the other hand - permanent ball of nerves and constantly over thinking. So I guess for that, Derek is my perfect equal.
We were high school sweethearts, who carried on through community college, got our little diplomas and went out into the world, me as a receptionist at a veterinarian clinic, and him doing grunt work with his uncle's air conditioning company.
We'd just moved out of our parents homes, and into a cosy little town house nearby ready to start our lives (soooo many tiktok posts about our moving in. Good content yo) and were as happy as can be.
Our first adult step also gave us the freedom to free ourselves up and fuuuuuuck.
We'd only lost our virginity years prior, after Derek got over catholic guilt and shit, and finally freed his beast. And let me tell you, of all the joys you get from car sex and basement rec room fucking, there's nothing like being able to lay back and get pounded in your own master bedroom in the noon day sun.
Back when we first took possession of the townhouse (thanks to both our parents co-signing), Derek and I grabbed the keys, and fucked on the carpet before we moved a stick of furniture in.
One of the things that attracted me to Derek was how basic he looked in everyday life. Not too tall, but broad shouldered with a boyish face and quiet eyes. He had a curl of brown hair that would fall over his forehead and make him look like a little boy, which was endearing out in public. But holy shit, there was nothing, and I mean nothing, hotter than having this "little boy" pushing my knees up to my ears, clenching his eyes shut as he raw dogged me. I love the big stupid look on his face as he concentrated, trying not to blow his load early, his hairy chest soaked in sweat and that thick cock slamming into my cunt.
I loved his thick frame, his hairy torso and un-manicured pubes. I loved that little belly he had that would jiggle as he rammed me in missionary. His simple lust, and eagerness was so great to me, that I could sometimes cum from watching him contort himself into a thrusting sex machine.
But, and maybe its like, a honeymoon kinda thing - but after awhile. Things kinda got... boring maybe? I mean I liked getting fucked, and Derek was totally open to doing anything (I've a whole story about playing with his ass and a kinky tropical vacation we took). But I think my brain worms took over at a certain point, and I felt like i wanted something new from my guy.
At a certain point, even with a great guy like Derek, a girl wants a little push back, right?
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"I want you to rape me"
"Uh, excuse me, come again?"
We'd just finished one of those TikTok challenges, the one where dude makes a basket with his arms and his girl runs up backwards into him. Whatever, anyhow. We were a little sweaty and tired, but for some dumb bitch reason, I felt this was a good time to blurt out my thoughts.
"We're boyfriend and girlfriend, we live together, we have sex, we both like sex. How would I even..." He trailed off, almost afraid to say the word.
I looked out the window and sighed, trying to figure out how to word it.
"Well, its not like, rape-rape," I said, putting emphasis on the first rape. "Because I'm essentially telling you to do it, which is like, EXTRA consent,"
His normally blank face carried a look of confusion.
"Like, do you want me to fuck you harder? Or like jump out of the shadows or something?"
I felt stupid for saying anything, because I couldn't actually put my thoughts into words on the issue. I guess I hadn't thought things through.
"Noooo," I widely rolled my eyes. "I don't want you to jump out of the shadows, I could poop myself if you scared me like that. What's hot about that?"
He playfully punched my (lightly) in the shoulder and tussled my hair.
"I'll fuck you harder though," He pushed his hips out in my direction "Boom, boom, just like that,"
I smiled and socked him in the gut. "Sure bro, sure. But put that away, we're going to my 'rents for dinner tonight,"
And so thoughts went back into the box...for the moment. * * * *