Professor Catheter Hoseman stood outside the Dean's office, waiting to be called. The message read, "See the Dean immediately, Urgent." Hoseman ran all the possibilities through his mind, but could not imagine what would be so important to interrupt his research. The secretary opened the door for him, not speaking and left the two men alone.
"Sit down, Dr. Hoseman." the Dean said tersely. "I have a delicate matter to discuss. Last week, hackers attempted to break into the University's main computer server. The target was your research files. Our computer geeks started looking to see if any of the files had been compromised and found this." The Dean held out a full page size photograph.
Hoseman recognized the photo. A nude young woman was face down on an examination table with her knees hanging off the edge. A large white hose trailed from above and disappeared between her buttocks. Hoseman took a few seconds to compose his thoughts and tried to look unconcerned.
"Yes," he replied. "This is from my lab." The Dean's face went white and then color returned brighter red than before.
"What on earth are you doing in that lab?"
Hoseman sighed, as if he were tired of explaining something so mundane.
"It is research into female orgasmic contractions as related to dietary patterns and nutrition." The Dean paused for a moment and then jabbed his finger at the white hose in the photo.
"What does this have to do with your research?" he demanded. Hoseman had not expected this question.
"It's a probe to measure temperature changes in the colon." Hoseman silently congratulated himself. "I don't know any other way to do it."
"Has the Research Committee seen your data yet?" the Dean asked.
"Oh, no. That won't be possible at this time." Hoseman's brain was spinning, trying to formulate a response to the next question.
"Dr. Hoseman, you had better have a very good explanation for that." Hoseman tried not to let a smile curl his lips.
"Certainly, Dean. You can see by this photo, our research methods could easily be misunderstood. We have to be very careful to protect the privacy of our volunteers. I can't release any data, until all the images have been properly edited to insure no one can be identified. You can imagine the scandal." Hoseman knew he had out done himself with this answer. Even so, the Dean did not look pleased.
"Alright. You better have you data ready for review before the end of the semester. Don't think tenure can save your ass, if stuff like this gets out."
Dr. Hoseman paused in front of the administration building, and looked across the Campus Quadrangle. His meeting with the Dean had bought him a little time. He would hate to leave this University, especially under a cloud of scandal. He would need help, if there was any hope of staying. He pulled his cell phone from his pocket and scrolled though the names until he found the number of his colleague Dr. Wilma Buttkiss. He was glad to hear her husky voice after only one ring.
"Hello, Cath. It's been a while," she said.
"Yes, Wilma. Much too long. Look, I've got some trouble and you're the only person who can help me.
"Trouble? What can I do for you?
"I need a research project. Something involving orgasms, enemas and women strapped to exam tables."
"This sounds more like recreation than research."
"Just meet me in my lab this afternoon. I'll explain it all then."
Doctors Hoseman and Buttkiss watched a large monitor, which displayed Rhonda and Joellyn as they sat naked across from each other in the interview room of the lab. Rhonda was a tanned brunette with full breasts and large brown nipples. She sat with her knees together, but still revealed a thick patch of curly black hair between her thighs. Joellyn was very different. She had long blonde hair, which fell down over her pale shoulders and almost covered her small breasts and pink nipples.
"Beautiful girls," Hoseman remarked. "How did you choose them?" Buttkiss smirked before replying.
"I saw their Furslit Sexual Index test scores and flagged these two. They had almost identical scores. Strongly heterosexual, with lesbian tendencies, highly anal erotic, and best of all, completely submissive to authority figures." Hoseman groaned quietly and slipped his hand down the front of his scrubs to rearrange himself.
"Excellent," he replied.
The two young women tried not to make eye contact, but could not resist staring at the other's body. Rhonda was not usually so self-conscious, but the ease with which Joellyn sat down and smiled at her, was a little unnerving. The thin blonde seemed perfectly comfortable. She raised her right knee and put her heel on the edge of the chair to examine her toenail polish, revealing a coral pink slit between her smooth lips. Rhonda blinked and her mouth fell open, her eyes fixed on the other girl's crotch. Joellyn tilted her head and grinned back.
"How often do you shave?" Rhonda asked. Joellyn put her foot back on the floor and spread her knees.
"Hardly ever. I only get a wispy patch right here," she said and touched a spot just below her pubic mound. She extended both index fingers and pulled them through the crease of her thighs. "Nothing ever grows here."
"You are so lucky," Rhonda replied, still staring at Joellyn's pussy. "I would have to shave everyday, to look that smooth."