I was eating lunch last Friday at the cafe next to the shop. There was a woman in the corner, who I I had seen walking past to the car park. but she had never been in this joint. My buddy asked me to hand him the newspaper and when I turned around, she was staring at me or through me, I wasn't sure which. I smiled at her and her eyes went wide, as if I had caught her at something naughty. She gave me an embarrassed smile back and looked down at your plate. The waitress refilled my glass.
"I think you got a new girlfriend," she tells me.
"Why would I want a new girlfriend when I have you?"
"If you want me to be your girlfriend, you got to ask me out at least once. Eating lunch here everyday, don't count for taking me to dinner."
"Ok, you're on my list, So who is my new girlfriend?"
"The blonde in the corner can't keep her eyes of you. She works across the street. She comes in for coffee in the morning."
"Thanks for the heads up."
"Sure thing, I guess I just dropped one down on the list, huh?"