Goddess Tamara had kindly sent a car to pick me up for work. It was being driven by yet another one of her slaves, in an identical outfit to mine. Sadly, Goddess Tamara had commanded them to park two streets away from my house, so I had to swish right past all my gasping and giggling neighbours in my full piggy get-up, my loud bells on my mincing ribbons ensuring no one missed a chance to point and stare.
The other piggy got out of the car. We curtsied to each other, then got back in. It was a top-down convertible, apparently one of the first things this loser had given to Goddess Tamara when he'd started serving her. Because our Goddess was so kind and generous, she was letting him use it to drive me to work today and then clean it with his tongue.
The top-down meant, of course, that our horrid piggy outfits were fully on display. I whimpered as people gasped, took photos, and mainly just laughed at us. I was distracted from this horrible long car trip by a phone call from Goddess Tamara.
"OK Piggy, ready to work like a dog? Remember, if you don't get a good review of your performance, you'll be working for him tomorrow again too."
"I'll work harder than I ever have before Goddess Tamara! Oink oink!"
"Awww, I know you will," she said as Susan laughed at me in the background. "Relax, Mike's a real sweetheart. He's gonna appreciate having a little maid for the day! I bet you two will get on like a house on fire. To be honest, setting his house on fire might be a blessing. It's a real pigsty. But that's perfect for you, right Piggy Dumb-Dumb?"
"Y-yes Goddess. Oink oink."
"Don't forget your maid-training fee!"
"I won't. Oink oink."
"Oh, and I've got good news for you. I got in touch with Claire and cleared everything up."
I gasped. Claire was my office crush who had asked me out on a date yesterday, and who I'd completely blown it with after being forced to oink through the call.
"Y-you spoke to Claire? Oink oink?"
"Mhmm! I explained that I was a friend of yours calling to apologise because you were too much of a wimp to do it. Then I told her all about how Ryan likes her."
I blushed angrily. Ryan was a new guy at the office who'd been there only a month and was already trying to go for the same promotion as me - I'd been there for years. He'd told me that he was working up the nerve to ask out Claire. I'd told Goddess Tamara about this, thinking it was in confidence. Yet further proof that I was a stupid piggy.
"She was super shocked - she had no idea Ryan was interested. I then said you felt soooo bad about how you behaved, that you wanted to pay for her and Ryan to have a date together today."
"Wh-what? Oink oink?"
Susan was laughing so hard that Tamara had to shush her before continuing. "I called Ryan next and he was totally up for it. I mean, who wouldn't take five hundred pounds to go enjoy a date together, right? You can send me that money after you've finished work piggy. What do you say."