"You want to WHAT?!" I asked.
He was grinning, that weird grin that meant he had something special in mind. I felt a tingle because I knew his specials always brought me to new places. And by new places, I mean orgasms that would make my toes curl and my hair fall out. Well, okay, not really. I have good hair but you get the idea.
What he called our Dirty Dancing Date Nights were fairly regular now. He would set up the garage, make a gourmet meal, and we would dine and dance, letting the laxatives and emetics do their work. There was still something delightfully, well, "naughty" about Dirty Dates. I think it was the specialness (if it's not a word, it should be) of being all dressed up that got to me.
But this was new.
"I want to have a Dirty Double Date," he said.
"I've been talking to some of the folks at
The Cow Barn
and they think what we have is special," he went on. "You know, being able to just let go the way we do."
He let me think about that for a few minutes before he went on after I said nothing.
"So I'd like to have a Dirty Double Date," he said, the capitalization obvious with the way he enunciated the words, "and ultimately a Dirty Dinner Party."
"I'm not cleaning up the mess," I said.
He laughed at that and kissed me quickly. "Of course not," he said, "I'll take care of it.
Nothing happened for almost a month.
Well, that's not at all true. A lot happened, but there was no more talk about a Dirty Double Date or a Dirty Dinner Party.
He exercised me regularly and I was down to 485 and I could walk a full mile in a half hour without him needing to switch me although I would need a quart of
GatorAde
afterwards.
There was a new kink though, one I found surprising and delightfully intimate.
One morning, after my morning workout, tired, sweaty, and still trying to get my breathing under control I felt that twinge deep in my belly. I went to the bathroom, peed, and sure enough, when I wiped the pad came back showing a little blood.
Aunt Flo, as my granny used to call it, had arrived.
I leaned forward and pulled a tampon out of the little cabinet by the toilet, peeled the paper wrapper, and slipped it in.
My periods aren't a big deal for me. That little twinge when it started. Then a day of very heavy flow, two days of spotting, and done. Easy. I felt nothing but pity for my friends who would spend a couple of days flat on their backs with cramps and assorted pains.
So I finished, wiped one more time, stood, flushed, and washed my hands.
In the kitchen, where he was making our lunch of a ridiculously healthy smoothie, I eased up behind him and wrapped my arms around his waist, snuggling against his back, and whispered, "The red flag is flying."
We both enjoy period sex, and I wanted to let him know. I figured we'd have lunch and then an afternoon delight.
He didn't disappoint. He filled one of our oversize plastic travel glasses with the pinkish liquid and then led me by the hand to the bedroom.
"I should shower," I said as he was peeling the tight T-shirt off of me.
He grinned, kissed me, and said, "I'll bathe you later."
"God I love you," I said, giggling as I sat on the edge of the bed while he got my shoes and socks off of me and then peeled off my panties, damp with sweat.
He helped me onto the bed so I was reclined against three pillows and then undressed, making it a sweet strip tease, before he crawled in and started feeding me.
I've loved being fed ever since that first time, and this afternoon he didn't disappoint. He popped the top off of the travel cup and spooned the first bite of my lunch into my mouth. As I savored the flavor he brushed hairs away from my forehead, probably imaginary hairs I thought, and told me I was beautiful. Even after hearing it so often since he had me stop dieting I still got a tingle at the word.
I do need nourishment, and the smoothie met that need so I didn't need to purge.
He fed me, one spoonful at a time, carefully wiping my chin afterwards until the smoothie was done.
When he started covering my face with kisses I relaxed. I know he likes doing the work and, candidly, I love laying there like I'm asleep until he gets me to the point I just can't hold still any more.
He kissed my chins and my shoulders, making me giggle when I felt him sucking, leaving a hickey on the soft skin where my shoulder merged into my armpit. He suckled and played with my breasts and then with the rolls of my belly. I squealed as he dug his finger into my belly button. Well, as he dug four fingers into the deep crease that is my belly button.
When he pushed my belly apron up, out of the way, and started leaning forward I reached down and grabbed his hair.
He looked up, that happy smile on his face that made me think of a kid at Christmas.
"Baby," I said, "Are you sure you want to do this?"
Because what he was going to do was obvious.
He licked his lips, smiled, and said, simply, "Everything."
"Oh God," I moaned, but I released his hair and laid back on my pillows, watching him disappear under my belly apron.
This was a new level of intimacy, something I had never imagined.
And God help me, I