And as the title of the old movie goes, "It's A Wonderful Life."
The big main building was devoted to a small entry area with a reception desk and a sort of lounge area with a few overstuffed chairs and coffee tables. Very much like a hotel lobby. One door led into a big dining room and another into a large game room. A very professional kitchen took up the back quarter of the building.
"What is capacity?" I asked.
He chuckled and said, "24, and we have a six-month waiting list."
So I did the quick mental math. 24 at $2,000 a week was $48,000 a week for 52 weeks a year making it about $2.5 million a year. That made the $120,000 I would make reasonable, even if he did match me for a good chunk into retirement.
"How many staff?" I asked.
"Cook is the most expensive," he said with a grin, "our girls deserve to eat well. Two kitchen assistants, a couple of clean-up boys, and two other counselors. The guys tend to be college students glad for a part-time gig that pays room and board and pussy and are happy to settle for $25,000 a year."
"Guys?" I said.
"Yep," he said, "young, dumb, and full of cum, and every one a chubby chaser."
I was laughing when he said, "Loretta, bring your big beautiful self over here and meet my new right-hand man."
The redhead who responded wasn't naked. Well, not quite. She had on a pair of Daisy Duke cutoffs that left about half of the bottom of each oversized ass cheek on display. But that was all she had on and an immense pair of pillow boobs, with nipples so pale the only way you saw them was the difference in shape, swinging free.
She had on a pair of platform sandals that did interesting things for her walk and her big pale body moved in an interesting sequence of sways and jiggles.
He took her hands and kissed her. Not a simple greeting kiss either. A serious, we're-going-to-bed kiss, leaving her a little breathless and bringing some color to her pale cheeks.
"Loretta," he said, "meet Dave, Dave, Loretta."
She turned to me and fixed a pair of striking blue eyes on mine.
As Jeannie had done, she took my hand, turned it over, and kissed it.
"Pleased to meet you," she said.
Greg stage whispered, "Dave, we encourage open displays of affection and interest."
Not being completely stupid even if a bit overwhelmed, I put my hands on her shoulders, stepped close enough that the softness of her boobs pressed against my shirt, and kissed her. Hard.
"Pleased to meet you," I said, my hands exploring her back and waist.
She giggled and Greg said, "now off to your class."
She turned, gave me a very coquettish over-the-shoulder final look, and headed off. I thought she just had to practice that walk to get that much swing in such a big ass.
"And who is THIS?!" a breathy voice asked behind me.
I turned and the grey-haired nude woman I had seen on arrival was standing there.
Up close she was so damn cute you just wanted to pick her up and cuddle her. A round face, apple cheeks, button nose, cupid bow mouth. All in all, you expected this to be what Santa Claus came home to after a hard night of delivering goodies.
"Cleo, meet Dave, Dave, Cleo," Greg said.
She stepped up and molded herself to me, looking up with her neck bent dramatically, she couldn't have been more than five feet tall. She reached up with both hands behind my neck and pulled me down into a kiss.
And it was a GREAT kiss. Her lips were soft and warm and moist and her tongue was a living thing wanting to explore inside my mouth all of the way to where my tonsils had once been. Her hips were rocking gently and she made a soft humming sound deep in her throat that awakened something deep in my brain down where the lizard started it all.
She broke the kiss, smiled, said, "I hope to see you later," and walked away.
I was breathless.
"And," Greg said, "that woman wouldn't meet your eyes when she came here six weeks ago."
I ostentatiously adjusted my erection.
"Is it always like this?" I asked.
"Yes," he said. "We make women feel beautiful and desirable because we desire them and think they are beautiful. In fact, that is the central part of our job. Everything else is just window dressing."
"So what are the rules?" I asked, still a bit overwhelmed.
"Forget how to utter the word 'no,'" he said.
I raised my eyebrows, silently asking the question.
"Yes," he said, "anything one of the girls wants, she gets."
"Anything?" I asked.
"Yes, anything," he said.
I didn't say anything for a minute, just contemplating.
He chuckled and said, "come on. The timing couldn't be better. We have an intake to handle. But that's not for a couple of hours, so go make one of the girls smile."
I was still in a bit of a daze but I didn't need more encouragement. I went in search of the lovely Cleo.
I found her in the lounge, nibbling on a Cinnamon Danish, sipping tea, and reading, of all things, Robert Heinlein's