Adisa was gently playing with my belly. Pale and a little flaccid, it was the product of a decade of donut and fast food abuse. What had once been the body of a high school rugby player was now, very much the body of a middle aged nerd. As if sensing my insecurity she quickly straddled me, kissed me on the lips and said:
"Lets go for a run."
"But I'm hungover." I complained, "Plus, I haven't worked out in years. I doubt I could make it to the other end of the village and back."
"This is true. But I'm now invested in your stamina. Come, run with me. I'll make it worth your while." and with that she stripped the sheets off me a sashayed towards the shower.
I rolled upwards and checked my phone. One missed call from Rebecca. "Dammit" I hissed under my breath.
"Your wife called about 10 minutes ago, you were asleep, you should call her back whilst I shower." Adisa called back from the bathroom.
I found my robe. Started the coffee machine and wandered out into the small flower garden that was attached to the hut. How the hell was I going to do this? Rebecca would probably detect something was wrong, but I'll just blame the hangover.
I start the call. It rang a couple of times before my eldest, Robert, answered.
"Hey Dad! How are you doing?"
"Actually sweety, I don't feel so great, can you get mummy?" there was a little shuffling as the phone was passed around.
"Hey! Oh, you look rough." Rebecca wasn't wrong. The small preview of me on the screen was not a pretty sight. My wife looked amazingly composed for this time in the morning. She was wearing a nose ring instead of her normal diamond stud. She was wearing straight, auburn hair down over her shoulders.
"You should see how it feels on the inside." I replied. "We went out to celebrate last night, and I got a little carried away. You look great!"
"Thanks! Looks like it. Still, you needed to cut loose a little."
"Yeah. The worst part is I think I agreed to go for a run with Adisa this morning."
"A run? I didn't know you did that."
"I'm not sure if I do. If I don't call you tomorrow, you'll know why. Look, honey, I gotta go. I feel like shit, and I need coffee and a shower. Can I call you back this evening?"
"Sure. Love you." and she kissed the camera, then passed it around to the kids.
"Love you too" and I did. I still genuinely loved my wife, my kids, my entire life. I figured I could do this. At worst this was a 1 month thing. No one ever had to meet each other. No marital beds would be soured, no one would have to explain to the children why Daddy was with another a women. I might not even have to lie.
I stepped back into the hut. Grabbed a coffee and started to search my closet for something that looked like I could run in it. Being a giant nerd, t-shirts were not a problem, I had some old cargo shorts lying around. I just didn't have anything that resembled running shoes.
Adisa came out of the shower. Her skin radiant. I strode towards her and kissed her. Her breath was minty fresh, I guess she'd used my toothbrush.
"Coffee breath and I know you haven't brushed your teeth yet." she said as she failed to return my kiss. "Cherie, I'm not that kind of girl" she added in her best southern drawl, which came out adorably french.
"We have a problem. I don't have any trainers."
"No problem, we'll run bare foot." dismissing my concerns with a wave of her hand. "OK, I'll meet you at the south end of the village in ten. I'm going to get some running clothes. Its still early, I think I'll avoid the walk of shame. And please, brush your teeth." and with that she was gone.
10 minutes later I ambled out of the hut and started walking out of town. Adisa was there, smoking and chatting with a couple of the guys on the team.
"Hey Boss!" one of them called. "You look like shit!" He was a recent grad, also a Bassari. Tall, skinny, shaved head, and wore one earring in each ear.
"Fuck you!" I replied with a smile and he grinned back. "And I'm not your boss, I just work here."
"Whatever, Boss" he replied. "Hey, Adisa, take it easy on him." and he walked away.
"OK, this is what we're going to do. We're going to run and talk at the same time. If you can't talk we're going to fast, so we'll either slow down, or walk. I'll set the pace."
"How far are we going?" I asked, the fear was clear on my face.
"Just three K. I have a fair sense of how fit you are." giving me a wink, "Its not as bad as you think and by the time you go home, I bet you'll love running."
"I doubt tha-" but before I could finish she had already started jogging.
"C'mon, this is the warm up!" and I reluctantly started jogging towards her. She slowed her pace to mine then started talking.
"Tell me about your wife. Tell me about Rebecca". I considered this. A little shocked.
"I'd rather not. This is new to me. I respect my wife. I love my wife. I don't want to..."