First dates always make me nervous and despite being thirty five and this being nothing like my first, first date, tonight was no different. It was a little after ten when I pulled up to the bar. It was a cool, overcast and autumnal. The tourists had left for the season even though we were enjoying an unusually warm fall.
"Finn's Bar" was built on stilts into the harbor with a wrap around deck and bar that made extremely popular in the summer. But this time of year it was practically empty. I was thirty minutes early, hoping to get a table and a beer before Charlie showed up.
I still couldn't believe this was happening. Firstly, until about ten hours ago, I'd just assumed she was married. Although she didn't wear a ring, none of the staff wore any jewelry, I'd seen her boys in the store, and I'd occasionally seen her getting dropped off at the store. She worked at my favorite sandwich store "Lynn's", and since I'd moved to Bass Harbor a little over a year ago I'd become a regular.
She was a petite 5'2 brunette, who looked like she was no stranger at the gym, but she was out of place at Lynn's. For a start she was in her thirties which made her at least a decade older than the rest of the girls behind the counter. Secondly, despite wearing the same uniform of jeans, a gray long-sleeved t-shirt covered with a purple regular tee and purple baseball cap, she was, as my grandmother would have put it "very put together". She wore just enough make up, she was always tucked in, neat and controlled. The effect made her look more like a librarian in fast food cosplay, than a senior shift leader at Lynn's Sandwich and Pizza. Finally, she seemed smart. Her conversation never strayed beyond the normal, "Where are you from?", "How are your kids?", but it was clear that she actually cared. So when she'd asked me "So what are we doing this evening?" it had taken a couple of blinks to register?
"Excuse me?" I'd stammered
"Where are you taking me this evening?" she dropped her default broad smile and it was replaced by gentle, slightly nervous eye contact.
"I thought that's what you said. Errr..." caught off guard I was struggling to remember where I was, never mind suitable places to take a woman on a date in Bass Harbor.
"How about Finn's? I'm pretty sure I've seen you in there a couple of times."
"You have? Weird, I'm sure I'd have spotted you." and it was true I had an excellent memory for faces, although my ability to match faces to names was definitely lacking.
"It's a busy bar, plus I don't usually look like this." and she gestured to her uniform and oddly her face. "So, are we doing this? I have hungry customers waiting?"
Still confused I managed to get out "But you hardly know me."
"That's part of the reason I'm asking you out. But what I do know is that you're polite, you are good with your kids and you have a cute accent that I'm pretty sure I could listen to all day" Mark one up to being British I thought to myself.
"Then, absolutely!" figuring now was as good a time as any to sound as British as possible. "What time?"
"My ex has the boys and I finish up here a little after ten. How's ten thirty?"
I instinctively looked at my watch, then realized that I haven't worn a watch since the last watch I bought broke shortly after I'd bought my first cellphone. I told myself to relax, took a breath and met her eyes.
"That would be delightful" and with that her slightly worried, and mildly frustrated expression was replaced with her amazing smile.
Now at a little after ten, here I was, strolling towards a bar I knew well to meet a woman who I barely knew at all. As I approached the entrance I was surprised to see Charlie walking towards the bar with purpose. She still had her uniform on, but her head was down and she was carrying a large backpack. From a distance I thought the steam coming off her was just the condensation from the cool air, but then I realized it wasn't that cold. As she got closer I saw the glow of her cigarette as she inhaled deeply. It was about then that she noticed me.
"Hey!" she exhaled a plume of blue smoke and waved the hand holding the cigarette. I waved back, figuring I'd wait until I didn't have to shout. In the time it took her to close the distance she took a last drag of her cigarette, stamped it out without missing a stride and opened her arms to greet me.
"Hey, yourself!" I replied, and was very relieved that she had taken the body language initiative. One of the many aspects of American culture that I just hadn't figured out was when you were supposed to shake hands, kiss or hug. It was clear that Charlie was a hugger. As she pulled me in I became very aware of our height difference, I'm a little over six feet, and the smell of tobacco which took me back to dating smokers in the nineties. My ex-wife, much like myself, had never been a smoker. I was surprised by how much I was comforted by the smell.
"You're early" and she replaced her smile with a mock frown.
"Aren't I supposed to be early."
"Yes. But not this early. I'd planned to get changed and then make a grand re-entrance a little after 10:30." she smiled and we both laughed. "I guess the grand re-entrance is a bust, but would you mind if I disappear for about 20 minutes and get ready?"
"Not at all, but don't feel you have to."
"I have to. I love Lynn's they've been good to me, especially the last couple of months, but at the end of a shift I have to get out of this as quickly as possible. Lets head in, you get us a table by the water and order the chicken tenders. And by the time they arrive I'll be back." We did just that, except I also ordered a beer.
I sipped my beer, admired the view over the water, and stared at my phone for the whilst I waited for the food and my date. Our food arrived after fifteen minutes. The tenders looked really good. I waited another five minutes before I eventually caved and reached to get one.
"And I thought all Englishmen were gentleman." Charlie had approached from behind. I stood to meet her, an English habit that had been drilled in to me since I'd started school. As I turned to face her my jaw literally dropped. The jeans and t-shirt has been replaced by a black, halterneck dress. Beyond confirming that Charlie really must go to the gym very frequently as her arms and legs were incredibly toned, and you could just about see the outline of her stomach muscles though the tight dress I began to realize why I'd hadn't spotted her at the bar before. Charlie was heavily tattooed and pierced.
The first thing I noticed was her chest which was adorned with a large, brightly colored flowers, a theme that seamlessly flowed down both of her arms just past her elbow. Realizing I was staring with my mouth open I started to say something, but Charlie beat me to it with "What do you think?" and she gave me a perfectly executed twirl, which revealed that her back was entirely covered with flowers with the intricate and beautiful design just peeking out below the seam of her dress that finished just above her knees. Both calves were also tattooed with long stem flowers, but her feet and shins, like her neck and forearms free from ink.