I had just arrived in town to begin college. I was eighteen. There was college housing available, but I wanted to live somewhere that was more like home. I stayed in the university temporary housing for about a week, then I found a room for rent on Craigslist.
The ad read, "Married professional couple looking to rent a room. We have a large house near the university. We have an outside pool and patio with BBQ and fountain, and a large kitchen. The room we're renting is furnished. $400.00 a month. All utilities included. Our house is a great place to start your new life as a university student."
I called to make an appointment to see the room. The woman that answered the phone said that she and her husband were both home and that if I wanted, I could come by and take a look at the room.
When I arrived at the house, I was impressed. The house was beautiful. The driveway and the walkway to the house were made of cobblestone. The entrance was gorgeous. There were tall columns to each side of the door. And the front door was a strong wood with stained glass. In the driveway were two cars, a Lincoln MKX and a Suburban. The yard was landscaped. The hedges were perfectly trimmed. And they had a life sized bear statue in the corner of their yard.
As I was admiring the house and the yard, the front door opened. Standing in the door way was a professional looking couple, possibly in their fifties. The woman was tall, had long blonde hair and the brightest of smiles. The man was taller, had graying hair, broad shoulders, and he winked at me.
The man was wearing slacks and a button down shirt. The woman was wearing a bright red knee length dress. I had on one of my favorite sun dresses and sandals.
The woman of the house asked me if my name was Abigail. I said yes and walked toward her and the man with her. I assumed that the man was the woman's husband, considering that the ad had said, "Married professional couple."
The wife held out her hand and introduced herself as Dee. Then Dee introduced her husband, Roy.
Dee and Roy invited me into their home.
To the left, as I walked in, was a large living room. In each corner of the living room were huge erotic statues. One of the statues was bronze, or so it looked like. The statue was a large penis with two life size women hugging it.
Another was a statue of a woman on all fours sucking one man and having intercourse from behind with another man. The people in the statues were all life size.
The third statue was of a woman on her knees giving a guy a blow job.
The last statue was of a huge, six foot tall, black penis with semen dripping from the head and down the shaft.
I didn't mind the statues. I mean, it was their house. I just wouldn't have though that someone would have something like that proudly displayed in their living room.
Dee noticed me staring at the statues. She said, "I'd like to show you the rest of the house."
I smiled.
Next to the living room was another room, the same size, with a four foot tall wall dividing the two rooms. The difference between the two rooms was that there were three steps you had to walk down to go into what I considered the second living room.
The second living room had a fireplace on the far wall, couches on the left and right walls. And in the center of the room was some kind of contraption hanging from the ceiling.
The kitchen was big, too. It had three sinks, two gas stoves, a pantry with glass doors, a huge microwave, and a TV and DVD player. And they had a lot of counter space.
Off the kitchen was the dining room. A room you walked into, with four walls and everything. The window faced the yard. The table was long enough that you could sit ten people at it.
In the kitchen was the pantry. And it was huge and fully stocked.
A couple of feet from the pantry was another door. Dee opened the door. There were stairs that led down. Dee led the way. At the bottom of the stairs, you walk into this big open room, with three king sized beds along the walls.
I looked at Dee and Roy, smiling, "Who's room is this? Or is it kind of like a community room, or something?"
Dee smiled and told me, "We have a lot of friends, and sometimes they use the beds."
I looked at Roy and smiled at Dee.
Dee showed me to the shower room. Yes, they had a shower room, with four shower heads. You could have four people taking showers at the same time.
I grinned and asked Dee, "Your friends get dirty a lot?"
Dee smiled again, "Well, sometimes it can get kind of steamy down here, a lot of sweating going on."
Then I saw the toilets, two of them, behind a wall that divided the toilets and the showers.
Dee then led me to the other side of the room to another door. Behind that door was another large room with three queen size beds in it and a 60" TV on the opposite wall.
Next to that door was the bar, a full blown wet bar. Their basement was a total party place.
Having grown up in a small town in Nebraska, this was a whole new world for me. And these people were like none I had ever met. They were and looked professional, They were both very good looking. So, I could see how they would have a lot of friends. And from the looks of what I had already seen of the house, these people partied a lot.
We went back upstairs.
Across from the pantry, and next to the back door, was an opening, and it had stairs leading upward. At the top of the stairs were three rooms and a bathroom. Dee showed me the bathroom. Then Roy opened a door.
He invited me into the room and said, "This is mine and Dee's bedroom."
The bed was amazing. It was a four poster bed. Each of the posts were at least six feet tall and as thick as a tree. And the posts were in the shape of penises. The posts had carvings of people doing pretty much anything sexual that you could imagine. The headboard was carved out, too. The scene carved into the headboard was of a woman laying down naked with six men standing around her, naked, too
There was some kind of design on the comforter. When I looked closer, I could see that the design was thousands of penises. The comforter itself was a light, kind of dark brown, and the penises were stitched with black thread.
I joked, "My parents have the very same bed"
Roy looked at me, curious, "Do they now?"
I shook my head, "No."
On the wall across from the head of the bed was a wall sized mirror. And there was also a mirror above he bed.
I told Dee and Roy, "I don't think my parents would ever step into a room like this."
Dee asked, "Your parents aren't very open, sexually?"
I shook my head again, "Not quite. My parents are so uptight when it comes to sex." I added, "I have no idea how I came into being. I think it was immaculate conception. I've never even seen my parents kiss."
I looked over at the wall that was to the left of the bed. There were two paintings. One was of a black man having intercourse with a white woman. The other I couldn't make out at first. Then I realized that it was a painting of two female hands holding a large black penis in one hand and a very small white penis in the other. I couldn't make it out at first because the painting was in three colors, light green, dark green, and white.
In the corner by the closet was a wooden chair shaped like a penis. Where you sat down was on a flat space just above the balls. And their bedside lamps were big penises, too.
I joked again, "I think my dad would be too intimidated to walk into a room like this."
Roy asked me, "Does anything in this room intimidate you?"
I told Roy, "I came to college to expand my mind and broaden my horizons."
Dee said, "Let's put this another way. Does anything in this room excite you?"
I smiled, "Is there more to see?"
Dee took my hand and led me to the master bathroom.
There was a door way on both sides of the bathroom, but no doors. The master bathroom had his and hers sinks. The hot and cold water handles were penises. On the other side of the master bathroom was a two person glass shower and a tub big enough for two or three people. Even the towel holders were shaped like penises.