An extra big thank you to Anora / MorbidOrd for their help on this part and the following part.
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With the night Kim had, the three of us, and Barney, decided we'd let her rest. Honestly, and it made me sort of sick to my stomach just thinking this, I was thinking perhaps a small breather from Kim was nice. It didn't feel good, but sometimes a step back is just what you need. And when it came to Luna and Linda, well, I don't think my trust in either had diminished. I was sure Linda would never put us in this position of a possible pregnancy if she knew anything of Kim's lack of contraceptives.
Luckily it was just the one time that Kim let it happen. Hopefully.
It didn't sit with me either.
I looked at Linda and Luna, who had slept while I cooked breakfast and by the looks of it not done anything more of the nightly activities. Both of them seemed like they always did, perfectly capable of putting last night in the memory treasure bank, though with an extra giggle here and there.
However, some unwanted paranoia about my friend found its way into my already guilt-ridden brain. So time to get distracted. She didn't deserve to have such thoughts about her.
As promised, we went out to the small trenches we had dug and started expanding it, making a few half walls and such, preparing for another battle while we waited for the other family to join us. It had been a delight to play around in the snow, and the parents seemed pretty cool too. They came all the way from Montana, or was it Maine, and said it was the first time in forever since they had such a long vacation. A lawyer couple, though the guy seemed a bit younger than the wife.
"Josh and you two privates take that side, and Linda and I will school your asses from that side," Luna commanded, pointing to the eagerly nodding two kids who had become our loyal combatants.
We had put up a flag on each trench so we'd rotate teams after the best of three captures. The innovation of a bunch of gamers, eh?
The parents were cheering for both sides and sat in the middle as judges. Barney, who had played around when we dug trenches, laid on their blanket, warming their feet while he slept.
I looked at Luna and Linda, who both were discussing tactics. More like, Luna was giving Linda League of Legends strats that didn't work in real life, gesturing wildly with her arms while Linda struggled not to laugh.
"Right. Penny, I need you to rotate around wide. Flank them. Get the flag and if they see you just aim for Luna's face. You," I said, turning to the boy. "We're artillery. You sit on my shoulders and throw all that you have at them so they're distracted."
I put my hand forward palm down and the two kids placed a hand each on top, looking at me with intense eyes. "Let's go boys, we're gonna win this!" and we threw our hands up.
"Hell yeah," the boy said.
"Language," I said, putting the boy on my shoulders.
I saw Luna's strategy right away. They both rushed toward us, trying to brute force their way to our flag. Heh, if they only knew the ambush we had set up. But with them rushing us, my shoulders would not be the safest place to be, especially if both tackled me at once. I hoisted our artillery off my shoulders and we quickly started bombarding the enemy with snowballs.
However, with a glance past the battle lines I saw Penny's red hat rounding the walls and disappear down into the trenches where the enemy flag was. Unfortunately, Luna spun on her heels and saw the same. Penny ran for her life, but Luna was much bigger and faster and quite dramatically threw herself over the little girl, and I could hear the girl laugh her ass off.
The landing was soft and I knew neither was hurt, even Luna dunking Penny in the snow was done with laughs and giggles from the small girl. But this treatment of my fellow soldier could not go unpunished. I rushed over and yanked Luna away, only to get my legs swept under me and she managed to thrust her hips out so I keeled over in the snow. Unfortunately, there was a slope and with the momentum from Luna, I tumbled a few feet.
Luna wasn't done, however, wading through the snow to kick my ass some more. Luckily, I knew up from down by now, so when she grabbed hold of me I yanked her down. And just like that, we tumbled around for a little bit, trying to gain the upper hand.
Until I felt my foot suddenly twist at an awkward angle in the icy snow and I audibly heard something snap. In my foot. In my goddamn knee! From how Luna suddenly disengaged, I figured she had heard it too.
Then I felt the pain. A numbing sensation that ached for a dull moment before it went away. I tried to get up, but then the pain hit me hard. I yelled out loud, grabbing my knee as if that would help, soon in the process of falling over, the said process of falling was causing havoc on my knee as it led to me putting weight on it.
Luna's arms were around me in a second, helping me up and letting me lean on her. "Are you okay?" she asked.
I couldn't really respond, as I was busy trying to stop the flow of curses and swears that were spewing from my lips. Instead, I settled for a small nod as the pain started to ebb. Until I took a step, emanating a yelp from me immediately.
"Josh, what's wrong?" Linda asked, running up to us.
"His knee," Luna said.
I tried to take another step and was again met by a stab of pain from my knee.
"Sprained," I grunted. "Or more likely a knee contusion. I might have to throw in the towel."
"No shit," Linda said.
"Language," I said, as there were still kids around. They looked horror-stricken. "Don't worry, guys, just twisted my knee." The mother came over and asked if I was okay too, along with the dad, but in all honesty, getting inside and down on the couch was paramount.
Leaning on Luna, and Linda getting the door, I limped my way into the cabin and sat down on the couch. I felt the pain ebb away somewhat, and while it wasn't fun, it wasn't unbearable either. But I wouldn't be able to walk around, or really even go outside for quite a while, that was for sure.
"Rest, dear soldier," Luna said. "We'll get the blood-letting kit ready for you ASAP."
"What?" I asked.
"Don't worry. We'll bleed you dry if we need to," Luna said. "Or do you need your sword to commit sudoku?"
"Seppuku?" I asked, laughing at Luna and her silliness.
"Ah yes, my first choice as well. Linda, fetch the katana," Luna said. "Or the painkillers. And ice."