He was sitting at table in the outdoor cafe in Manhattan's Bryant Park, busily reading something, his iPhone set neatly on the table. He had no coffee as of yet, which indicated he was being a gentleman and waiting for me to arrive before ordering. But he was reading, which indicated he was just fine on his own in the event I didn't show up. Oh this was not his first rodeo. I checked the picture Sophie Anne had texted me (it was she who was playing matchmaker) to make sure I had the right guy. Yup, it was him, all right. Smoothing my floral empire waist dress over my ample hips, I approached. Sophie Anne, a trickster since our high school days, had not told me his name, and I didn't know if she had told him mine. Oh, she thought she was so funny. What to say.
"Good afternoon," I said, "I believe we're here at the whim of one Sophie Anne." I smiled.
"Yes," he said, in English that had a German accent to it, "please sit. I'm Otto." He put his book down and looked at me.
"Nice to meet you, Otto. I'm Cara."
"Cara is Italian name."
"Yes," I said, "I was born here, but my grandparents were from south Italy."
"So you are southern girl," he smiled.
"If you like." I wondered if he knew that his name, Otto meant "eight" in Italian. What's more, I wondered if Otto lived up to his name below the waist.
"Coffee, Cara Mia?"
"Espresso, and very good, you know how to say 'my dear' in Italian." Otto signaled the waiter and ordered espresso for both of us. I loved that he ordered for me. I sat patiently while he offered me sugar and Anisette for the espresso, neither of which I took...I'm sort of a purist in that I think espresso doesn't need sugar or Anisette, or God forbid, milk. He took Anisette in his, but I didn't begrudge him that. He looked too damn good, wearing the hell out of that custom tailored suit like he was. "Would you mind terribly if I smoke?" I asked once our espresso was fixed.
"You want to do something socially tabu with your gorgeous mouth," he said, "go right ahead." I looked at him, half-surprised, because that is so not the response I get when I ask people if they mind if I smoke. But he appeared to be serious. With that tacit permission, I fished a pack of Dunhill reds out of my purse, took one out, and lit up.
"Thank you," I said between long, lazy puffs, "coffee and cigarette just go together, y'know?"
"I never thought about it," he said, "but when you say it you make it seem the most natural thing in the world."
"Well thank you. So what do you do?"
"Sophie Anne didn't tell you," he said, "she really does like to surprise people."
"That she does."
"Well I won't give away my secret so easily," he sipped espresso, "there's no fun in that. I want for you to guess what I do."
"OK," I said, "this should be interesting. Do I get any hints at all?"
"No!" With that, he grabbed the book he'd been reading before I arrived and put it in his attachΓ© case.
"Oh please, that book is in German and I can't read German," I said.
"Point to you," he smiled, "you've been observant this whole time. I like that. But no, I'll say nothing to give it away."
"It's OK," I said, putting out my cigarette, "you don't have to say anything. I can read your body."
"Oh really," he said, "do it."
"May I start with your suit? It's custom tailored, isn't it. The Wall Street contingency don't know from style like that, so you're not one of them. The Madison Avenue advertising creeps go in for flashy crap, you have taste."
"Very well. I concede that I am neither a stock broker nor an advertising executive."
"Thank you. Moving on," I sipped more espresso, "there's your demeanor, your countenance, as it were. You appear far too serious to be involved in the entertainment industry, so I venture to guess that you're neither an event planner, a promoter, or an entertainment lawyer."
"Once again, you are correct, Cara Mia."
"And you're definitely not in real estate," I said, "your iPhone, though you have it set out, hasn't rung, beeped, or buzzed once."
"I am not in real estate. But," he grinned," the game was for you to guess what I do, not what I don't do.
"I'm getting to that," I laughed, "it's a process."
"What process?"
"Process of elimination."