After a well deserved sleep in we awoke to a beautiful sunny day. Not wanting to waste it we decided we would get out of the house for a while. We packed a picnic lunch and headed off. We had no destination in mind as we drove down the road. I just pointed the car in a general direction and drove. We found ourselves heading out of town and as I went through one of the many small country towns around here I remembered a nice spot I had been to years earlier. I turned off the sealed road not far out of this town and headed down a dirt road. After about ten minutes I found the turn off I was looking for.
I don't know if this was someone's property or just public land but there were no gates or fences saying that we couldn't go in there. There were just two tire tracks through the grass that meandered down to a flat section just before the river. I parked the car and when I got out I thought this is the perfect place for a picnic. The grass was nice and soft under my bare feet, there wasn't a cloud in the sky and the trees along the rivers edge offered shade from the relentless sun.
We set up the picnic rug under the shade and listened to the sounds of the river babbling and the birds chirping; chasing each other and insects through the trees and undergrowth near the river. We could have been the only people in the world at that moment as there were no other signs of humanity.
We ate our lunch and enjoyed a chilled white wine I brought in the cooler. The river was winding its way through a valley and the valley offered protection from the wind. The lack of a breeze soon meant we were getting very hot under the sun. We got up and wandered down to the river with plans of cooling our feet in the water.
We walked along the edge trying to find a nice level area to get in but they were few and far between. I spotted a likely spot a bit further along. I walked down to the waters edge and got in as deep as my ankles and turned to Ella.
"It's nice and cool but be careful, those rocks are slippery."
She got level with me and I turned to head deeper into the water but as I turned I heard a yelp followed by a large splash. I turned back around fast, nearly losing my balance, to find Ella on her bum in the mud and water where she was previously standing. I tried so hard not to laugh but it just came flooding out. I thought she was going to be angry at me for laughing at her but thankfully she saw the funny side of it too and began laughing herself.
"Oh crap! I'm soaked."
"You should see your back."
"Why?"
"You're covered in mud from your bum to your shoulders."
At first she was laughing about it but then her face turned serious.
"What am I supposed to wear home? I didn't bring a change of clothes. I wasn't planning on going swimming."
"I don't think you can really call that swimming you know. Mud diving maybe, but definitely not swimming."
"Yeah, very funny smart ass."
"I'm pretty sure there's a towel or something in the car we can use or you can sit on the picnic blanket."
"Great, now I get to sit in this muck for the next hour while we drive home."
We went back to the car and I tried not to laugh at the way she was walking. It was more of a stiff legged waddle than a walk. I opened the boot and discovered a towel that had been put there on a previous occasion. I offered it to her but she didn't look real impressed.
"There is no way I can clean up and get all this dry so I can sit in the car. I'll get mud everywhere and I don't want to get the seats wet."
"I'm sorry but there is nothing else in here."
I packed up the picnic basket, threw it in the boot and put the picnic rug on the front seat. While I was doing this Ella was on the other side of the car muttering and mumbling. I looked up after laying down the picnic rug to see Ella standing there with just the towel around herself and her wet clothes in her hand. Being an older towel that had been thrown in as an emergency, it wasn't exactly a big one.
She walked around the car after dumping her wet clothes in the boot. As she came around the car I could see that it wasn't going to be any where near enough to cover her. Her tits were covered but her pussy and ass were on full display to any one who looked. It wasn't a problem here but once we got back to civilization it might become an issue.
I took pity on her and took my shirt off.
"Here, wear this and put the towel around your waste."
"Thanks."
We got into the car and headed back. Ella hadn't said a word since about ten minutes after we left. I thought maybe she was pissed off and just not talking but when I turned to look at her I realized she had fallen asleep. That was when my imagination kicked into gear and I decided to have a little fun with the situation.
Instead of returning through the small country towns the way we had come, I headed for the freeway. This added about twenty minutes to the trip but gave me a much better chance of success for my plan.
As we were nearing the freeway I slowly started to move the towel apart where it crossed over. Inch by inch the two halves came away from each other until finally they fell down either side of her thighs.
We hit the freeway and straight away I spotted what I was looking for. A truck just up ahead looked to be a perfect target for what I wanted to do. I took off, accelerating until I pulled along side of the truck, pacing myself with the cabin for a few minutes. The driver looked across straight down into Ella's lap where he could see she had no pants on. He swerved slightly with surprise and gave me a 'thumbs up' before I accelerated to find my next potential voyeur. I managed to show her to about half a dozen trucks and four wheel drives on the trip home.
We were almost home when an advertising board gave me a new idea. I pulled off the freeway at the sign and pulled into a well known fast food drive through. I ordered two coffees and the girl taking the money was blushing bright red but couldn't take her eyes off my wife's pussy. She was so distracted that she dropped the change as she was handing it to me.
"Oh sorry sir, you stay there I'll get it for you."
I smiled at her as she got out of the booth and she certainly took her time handing me the change. By the time I got to the next window to get my coffee I suspected she may have said something to the rest of the staff.
I have never had four people serve me for two coffees before and they certainly lingered. I almost laughed when one of the boys was standing there with his mouth wide open and his eyes nearly hanging out of his head.
I pulled out of the driveway and was reaching for my coffee when Ella spoke.
"Well I'm glad you thought to get me a coffee too."
"Ah, sure hon."
I wondered if she had noticed the towel yet.
"I'm pretty sure I know what that pimple faced boy will be dreaming about tonight. Probably gave him the thrill of his week."
Oh shit. She was onto me.
"How long have you been awake?"
"For about twenty minutes. I didn't want to spoil your fun though so I just pretended."
"You're not angry at me?"
"No. It's not like any of them could see much more than some pubes, except maybe the girl who gave you the change. Seeing as she went to so much effort to get a closer look I decided that would be the right time for a small stretch."
"Holy shit!"
"I just spread my legs a little for a few seconds to give her a better look."
"I didn't even notice."
"I think you were too busy watching her reaction. She was certainly having a thorough look though. We might have to visit her again some time."
She had my full attention now and my cock was getting very uncomfortable in my pants.
"We're definitely going to have to do this again."
"Mmm yeah I think I would like that. Next time though let's bring the camera."
When we got home we decided to continue the afternoon's fun and incorporate it into Mike's pizza dare.
Ella went and had a shower while I set up the camera in a place where it would catch all the action but not be too obvious. She came out of the shower wrapped in a towel albeit a much bigger one this time. We set up the situation so that when the pizza delivery guy arrived with the pizzas, Ella would have to turn around and bend over to get the money from her purse and thereby flashing him and making it look like an accident. Unfortunately I had to be out of the room as the camera and the pizza guy would be able to spot me. Ella rang the pizza restaurant and ordered the pizzas and then we ran a trial run to see if he would see anything. We had to adjust the towel a bit to make sure it was in the right position.
A car pulled up in the driveway and I peeked out the window to make sure it wasn't someone else visiting. That could have been a bit awkward. I ran out of the room and Ella laughed at my excitement.
While I was hiding in the office I was fighting my instinct to have a peek. I could hear Ella greet the delivery guy and ask how much she owed him. There was a mumbled reply and a few seconds of silence, followed by somebody sucking in a deep breath in surprise. I could see Ella's shadow on the wall and she was definitely taking her time getting her money out. She straightened up and her shadow was gone. She handed him the money and thanked him.
"No, it should be me thanking you."
"What for? The tip wasn't that big."
I could hear her teasing him.
"Best tip I've had all night ma'am. Any time you want a pizza you make sure you ask for Tim ok."
"Sure. Thanks Tim."
The door shut and Ella ran back into the office giggling like a school girl.
"You should have seen his face. It was like Christmas came early for him."
"You're really getting a kick out of this aren't you?"
"I wouldn't be doing it if I wasn't. I can't wait for Mike to come back on to show him this."
"Just don't forget that he has to finish his dare first. You don't want to appear too eager."
"Yeah you're right. Let's load this onto the computer and eat our pizza. We will come back later to see how he's done with his dare."
"I hope you haven't got the poor guy arrested."
"Yeah that would suck. I wouldn't get to play with him any more."
I had to laugh.
"Nice to see you've got your priorities straight."