I'm at baggage claim, delirious from a redeye flight beside a screaming child, my head pounding agonized withdrawal from the caffeine I wasn't supposed to have. Desperately I search the salamander of crawling luggage for my red bag . . . or is it black? I can't remember! Where is my claim ticket? Oh Jeezus it's not in my pocket!
Then I look up and my pounding heart stops.
It's you.
Your serene face brings a calmness flowing through me. I stand there dumbfounded, sighing. Suddenly my hand reaches out of its own volition and - like magic - the handle of my red bag is right there. I pull it from the conveyor and realize that I was stressed over nothing. I hope you didn't notice my little internal freakout.
I put my arms around you. "What're you doing here in Vegas?" I ask. "How did you know I'd be here?"
You say nothing. With a smile and a tip of your head I know I should follow you. I put one arm around your shoulder as we walk together. People are staring at you, but I'm so overcome with happiness I don't realize why. The Nevada desert is about a hundred degrees today and everyone, including me, is wearing shorts and T-shirts. You are wearing a full-length trench coat and sandals. Everyone in the airport has guessed that underneath the coat you are naked. A few people try to avert their gazes even as their eyes track your every move, curious about any glimpse they might catch.
You have a sporty rental waiting just outside, though somehow I don't notice if it's a Mustang or a Miata. The trunk pops open as we approach . . . I was too distracted by the sleek curves of your bare calves to see your hand touch the remote. As I drop in my bag you slip into the driver's seat and start the engine. I slide into the passenger seat, and without a word you grasp the gearshift and we're off.
I don't know anything about Las Vegas. Mystified by blazing lights and fantasy trappings, I gaze about in wonder. But my sightseeing is interrupted by your hand slipping over to feel my arm. You smile approvingly as you explore me: bicep, tricep, deltoid. At a stoplight you place your hand on my firm chest and sigh. So that's how it's going to be.
I'm surprised when I see the name of the hotel where I'm supposed to stay, and doubly surprised when you whip your car into its parking garage. Apparently you have deductive powers beyond my fathoming.
When you kill the engine the doors automatically unlock. But as I reach for my door handle you press a button and with a *thunk* my door is locked once again. I turn to you quizzically. You grasp my hand and guide it. Suddenly I draw a sharp breath.
Beneath the trench coat your body is, indeed, naked.