I'm at baggage claim, delirious from a redeye flight beside a screaming child, my head pounding agonized withdrawal from the caffeine I wasn't supposed to have. Desperately I search the salamander of crawling luggage for my red bag . . . or is it black? I can't remember! Where is my claim ticket? Oh Jeezus it's not in my pocket!
Then I look up and my pounding heart stops.
It's you.
Your serene face brings a calmness flowing through me. I stand there dumbfounded, sighing. Suddenly my hand reaches out of its own volition and - like magic - the handle of my red bag is right there. I pull it from the conveyor and realize that I was stressed over nothing. I hope you didn't notice my little internal freakout.
I put my arms around you. "What're you doing here in Vegas?" I ask. "How did you know I'd be here?"
You say nothing. With a smile and a tip of your head I know I should follow you. I put one arm around your shoulder as we walk together. People are staring at you, but I'm so overcome with happiness I don't realize why. The Nevada desert is about a hundred degrees today and everyone, including me, is wearing shorts and T-shirts. You are wearing a full-length trench coat and sandals. Everyone in the airport has guessed that underneath the coat you are naked. A few people try to avert their gazes even as their eyes track your every move, curious about any glimpse they might catch.
You have a sporty rental waiting just outside, though somehow I don't notice if it's a Mustang or a Miata. The trunk pops open as we approach . . . I was too distracted by the sleek curves of your bare calves to see your hand touch the remote. As I drop in my bag you slip into the driver's seat and start the engine. I slide into the passenger seat, and without a word you grasp the gearshift and we're off.
I don't know anything about Las Vegas. Mystified by blazing lights and fantasy trappings, I gaze about in wonder. But my sightseeing is interrupted by your hand slipping over to feel my arm. You smile approvingly as you explore me: bicep, tricep, deltoid. At a stoplight you place your hand on my firm chest and sigh. So that's how it's going to be.
I'm surprised when I see the name of the hotel where I'm supposed to stay, and doubly surprised when you whip your car into its parking garage. Apparently you have deductive powers beyond my fathoming.
When you kill the engine the doors automatically unlock. But as I reach for my door handle you press a button and with a *thunk* my door is locked once again. I turn to you quizzically. You grasp my hand and guide it. Suddenly I draw a sharp breath.
Beneath the trench coat your body is, indeed, naked.
You nod, step out of the car, and walk away. As you disappear into the hazy darkness I hear a *click* and the trunk pops open for me. Mesmerized, I retrieve my bag and head for the hotel's front desk alone.
Minutes later I am in line to check in when I notice heads turning and and people murmuring. I'm sure you must have entered the lobby. I follow their gazes past towering potted plants and Goliath-sized chandeliers to see you strutting across the massive chamber. Las Vegas is teeming with half-nude women, but somehow no one can resist gazing upon the woman they know to be naked under trench coat. Are they wondering, as I am, how the firm fabric feels as it rubs your nipples?
Of course you knew I would carry my own luggage without asking a bellhop, so when I stroll alone up to my room I'm not surprised to see the trench-coated beauty waiting outside my door. "Hi there," I say, with only a handfull of my brain cells wondering how you knew my room number before I did. In response you pull the key card from my hand and open my door.
Inside you click the deadbolt locked, then grab the handle of my red bag and fling it like a discus across the room. Apparently I won't be needing its contents. You pull the bottom of my T-shirt and I raise my arms to help you remove it. For a moment you examine my firm muscles with a critical eye, then you point at my shorts and then the floor. Obediently I slip them to my feet and kick them away. I'm standing naked before you.
You nod your head toward the bathroom and I follow. You reach into the shower, start a warm hiss of water, and turn to face me. Then very slowly, starting at the top button, you begin to undo your trench coat. The sight of your gradually revealed body makes my heart thunder, and by the time the coat slips gently to the floor I have produced a ramrod for you. My body has been your accomplice, responding exactly as you planned.
You take my hand and step a sultry pointed toe into the shower. My eyes follow your every curve as you enter the stream. I study one drop as it splats onto your body and becomes part of the sheen flowing over you. When I die I want to go like that water drop, glistening and spreading myself all across your flesh.