In the morning after breakfast, Travis and Lisa broke camp and pushed their canoe off the pebbly beach. Lisa sat in the stern. Minutes later they arrived at the portage to tiny Jenny Lake. The portage trail was flat, short and easy. Travis had no difficulty. Minutes after pushing off on Jenny, they arrived at the portage to tinier Annie Lake. Once again, the trail was flat, short and easy. Minutes after pushing off on Annie, they arrived at the portage to Ogishkemuncie Lake. The trail was flat, short and easy.
Neither of them knew what Ogishkemuncie meant in the Chippewa language so they assigned their own translation; big, long, ordinary lake. It was scenic in its own right: clear blue waters speckled with small islands and flanked by boreal forest. However, the surrounding terrain was flat, lacking the grandeur of Knife Lake.
They had remained dressed thus far but now, with the day warming up, their clothing found residence in their backpacks. And Lisa didn't keep her T-shirt out, ready to toss on at a moment's notice. Why bother? By now, she didn't care if the whole world saw her naked. Never did Travis get tired of watching Lisa undress, that oh-so-pleasing vision of her freshly unveiled form. Imprints of her panties and brassiere lingered on her flawless skin. They pushed off and headed out onto open water, dipping their paddles forward and swinging them back.
Dip, dip, and swing . . .
The day was warm, hazy and humid with puffy cumulus clouds drifting across the sky. Some of them looked like they might morph into rain clouds or perhaps a thunderstorm. Lisa still sat sternward, captain of the ship. Travis' injured left shoulder was still sore. Very sore. Each time he swung the paddle back he could feel the stitches stretching so he had to take it easy. Lisa had to pull most of the load but she didn't mind. They were in no hurry.
Like most lakes in the Boundary Waters, Ogishkemuncie Lake's shoreline was highly convoluted: lots of scallops and coves. At one point, the opposite shorelines converged, creating a channel only 30 yards wide. In the channel, two guys had beached their kayaks and were fishing from a rock ledge five feet above the water. Both smiled at the sight of the naked couple paddling past.
"Get naked!" Lisa shouted at them. Neither accepted her invitation. Again, Lisa shouted, "C'mon, get naked!" One of the guys put down his fishing rod then dropped his shorts and underwear to his knees. "Woo hoo!" Lisa had good reason to shout with glee: his manhood, dangling long and fat, was a spectacle to behold. Bigger than her husband's. Much bigger. The guy turned around and mooned her. He reached back with both hands and spread his butt cheeks. "Woo hoo!"
The other guy kept his pants on. Travis couldn't understand why shy guy didn't leap at the opportunity to flash a young woman, especially when she requested it. Travis made a mental note: the next time they paddled past women standing on shore, he would request they get naked. He chuckled and thought: yeah, good luck with that.
Awhile later, they stopped at a pebbly beach on the north shore. They spread their towels and reclined. While planning their vacation honeymoon, this was the sort of ultimate leisure they sought. That they could enjoy it naked was icing on the wedding cake.
Lisa spoke up. "I just had a thought."
"What?"
"We've gone two days without either of us almost gettin' killed."
"Oh no! You just jinxed it!"
"You're not superstitious . . . are you?"
"No. I just wanna keep the good vibes going."
"Okay. Never mind what I said."
Directly behind the beach was a big birch grove. In most places, deciduous and evergreen species grew side-by-side but in this wide swale there was nothing but acres and acres of white-barked birch. Travis retrieved both of his cameras then they strolled into the grove. He wanted to photograph in infrared because in that spectrum, tree leaves appear white, like the branches are frosted with snow. And other aspects of forest landscapes assume otherworldly quality.
During the hot humid summer months, pop-up thunderstorms are common in the upper Midwest. A lone storm had bubbled up far to the south, so distant no thunder was heard. The storm's anvil head top overspread the Boundary Waters. The cloud shadow would reduce the amount of ambient infrared, making the photos of the birch grove extra spectacular.
Travis had limited IR exposures to expend so he was judicious in selecting subject matter. One particularly handsome birch caught his eye. He oriented his camera vertically, composed the scene then snapped a photo. Lisa was standing nearby, watching. She was glad Travis was feeling well enough to pursue his passion for photography.
"How 'bout I get in the picture?" she asked.
"Sure."
Lisa stood beside the handsome birch. Using both hands, she raked her fingers through her short, shaggy chestnut hair then tidied the curly strands of her trimmed pubic patch. She wanted to look her best. Smiling, she placed her right hand on hip. Travis oriented the camera vertically and composed the scene. He moved in closer then pressed the shutter release.
A split second later, a lightning bolt struck a tree nearby. Deafening thunder roared at the same instant. The strike was so close they felt electrical tingling that made their hair stand on end. Water locked in the wood flashed to steam, exploding the tree into a billion bits of birch that rained down over a wide area. The hapless humans couldn't escape being pelted with some of them.
"HOLY CRAP!!!" Lisa blurted.
Travis was equally stunned. "Damn! That was close!"
Their ears were ringing from the concussive thunderclap. Both looked up at the high altitude anvil head cloud overhead. "How can lightning come from that?" Travis questioned.
"I dunno. It's freaky."
They assumed the danger of being struck by lightning wasn't over so they hustled out of the birch grove and back to the beach. Out there in the open wasn't much safer so they fell back on their wilderness survival training: they squat on the balls of their feet. Doing so diminished their height and lessened grounding contact with the earth. For ten minutes they squat and during that time, no more lightning came from the anvil head cloud.
The danger apparently over, they returned to the birch grove to inspect the tree struck by lightning. Only the lower seven feet of the trunk remained. Its top was splintered and splayed, as if someone had drilled a hole, inserted a stick of dynamite and lit the fuse. Deep vertical cracks split the bark and the heartwood was on fire, smoldering and smoking. It looked downright sinister, like a gigantic middle finger from hell, flipping off the world. Using his Minolta SLR with regular visible light film, Travis snapped a photo of the destroyed tree then ask Lisa if she wanted to get in the picture.
"No. I got a bad feeling about this. It's spooky"
"It's just nature. We both know it's unpredictable."