I wondered how best to tell Bill about my new job, when I had an idea. My first shift was two days away, on a Saturday afternoon, the first of the special 'MILF and Music' events at the bar.
"I've got to do a lot of food shopping at the weekend, Bill, and I know you don't like it."
It couldn't have been clothes shopping, because he loved me exposing myself, although a lot of shops saw me coming now and took precautions. But food -- he hated it.
"Why don't I meet you in town for a drink, before we go out for a nice meal? I'm told there's a new bar opened, and they're playing all the oldies of the sort we like that afternoon."
That was agreed, and I could hardly contain my excitement. First, at showing everyone my tits, but then surprising Bill and making him watch me. It felt like weeks, rather than less than two days before I left home in a cab, clutching my shopping bags, leaving Bill to watch the sport on the TV.
Of course, my bag held my new costume and one of the button-through dresses I planned to wear for the dinner, which Bill had booked at the best steak house in town. When I got there, I had a pleasing surprise. There was a changing room for all of us waitresses, but it was just that, one room for eight of us.
I'd been so fixated on the customers seeing my tits, that I hadn't thought about the other women. The sight of a couple of other women's' naked tits set a tingle going between my legs, which was a surprise in itself, but the costumes were so minimal that there was no choice but to get completely naked to put them on.
I just didn't know where to look first. All of us were old enough to be classed as MILF's, and that meant a bit younger than me through to a couple of women who must be heading towards sixty. I thought I recognised a few of them from around town, but their faces weren't what I was looking at, believe me.
One had tiny tits, but tight, pale pink nipples. There was a black woman with DD-plus tits, with enormous areolas, which snapped tight, pushing out huge, stiff nipples when she caught sight of one of the other women's cunts, and just about every size and shape in between. Two had tattoos on them, one a rose, and the other a bluebird, and two others had pierced nipples with shiny metal rings in them. I was stunned that I hadn't realised just how varied breasts could be, and I was relieved that my own fitted right in somewhere in the middle.
It was their cunts that really caught my eye, though. Each time one of the women lifted her leg to put on her costume, anyone in the right place got a good look at her labia, and as far as I could, I tried to make sure I was the one in the right place. The variation was even bigger than between their tits. They were all closely trimmed, if not completely waxed, as they needed to be to avoid a bush of hair poking out around the edges of the costume, of course, and this just helped visibility. I thought I had big, dark lips, but one woman had lips that hung down over an inch, but were really pale, and her whole cunt seemed to be the same pale pink skin that covered the rest of her.
The black woman had large lips as well, but what attracted me more, was the way her lips opened as she lifted her leg, giving me a glimpse on brilliant pink inside her slit. Yet another woman had almost no lips at all, and at least as surprising to me was the variation in where the gash of the vulva actually started. A few started way higher than mine, and easily visible from the front, while most started like mine, at the start of the curve under my pelvis, but two seemed to start much further back.
When it came to my turn, I made sure that anyone who wanted to, got a good look at my cunt, and I was pleased to see that many, as many as for anyone else anyway, were trying to cop a look without being noticed. I knew that anyone who was at the right angle could see how wet I was, though I'd noticed several of the other women were as well. I could smell my own scent as I bent over to pull up the costume, and I was sure that if anyone had walked in on us, the whole room would have smelled of pussy.
Once we'd all covered ourselves up, at least as far as the costumes allowed, we put our masks on, and started nervously trying to make conversation, most of us being conscious of the others' naked tits close to us. Then the time came for opening, and the manager, the man who'd recruited me, came in. He reminded us of the rules, especially the no touching, no sex rules, and we walked out into the colourful, but muted lighting, and the DJ equipped with music from the sixties to eighties.
Perhaps because it was the first event of its type, there was quite a rush of customers when the doors opened. Mainly men, but a lot of couples, and a few lone women, all covering a range of ages. One of the other waitresses went white, and whispered to me that a couple of the younger men were friends of her son, and she was afraid that somehow, they must have found out about her being there, and came to get a look at his mother's breasts. I think the mask threw them, though, as they seemed to be arguing about which of us it was, and it seemed she was going to get away with it.
There were a few faces that looked familiar, but no one I knew, and I got to taking orders for drinks, making sure that I kept my shoulders back and my tits out as I walked around. The music was loud, and made me want to start dancing when one of my favourite oldies came one, and I had to bend to hear some of the orders.
When I looked over to one of the other waitresses, the way her tits were dangling and swaying was gorgeous, and what I discovered was that despite the no touching rule, occasionally I could manage to just brush a nipple of the back of the customers hand if it was on the table.
God, I was enjoying myself! My cunt was tingling, and I knew I was leaking cum like mad, and I just hoped -- or did I? -- that the costume kept it from running down my leg. A few of the couples were up dancing as well, and navigating around them with a tray of drinks was tricky. On the other hand, it created some opportunities for 'accidently' letting my breasts brush against a hand or an arm on the way back to the bar.
I was waiting for Bill to arrive, wondering what he'd think of me showing my tits and almost everything else to what must have been forty or fifty people, when some of the youngsters thought it was a good idea to try to chat me up.
"Nice tits, Mom"
"How about giving us a feel?"
I explained the no touching rule.
"How about shaking them for us, then?"
"$5 if you do..."
Well, it didn't break the no touching rule, did it? I stood and shook them as hard as I could, bending towards them, but pulling back before they could grab me. They looked old enough to have seen or even felt a girl's breasts, though they weren't old enough for alcohol, and were drinking only coke. I had a suspicion, though, that they'd taken some other chemical, because they seemed to appreciate my tits bouncing even more than I thought they should.
"Another $5 if you do it again, but bend over when you do it."
Of course, I bent forward, put my hands on my knees, and shook my tits, making them swing around energetically.
"OK, where do you want the tip, then?"
I hadn't thought about that, not having any really obvious storage places to put anything in the costume.
"Um ... just slip it inside my bikini."
Now, honestly, I had imagined that they would just slip the bills into the top, and although it would strictly speaking break the no touching rule, it would be harmless. It never occurred to me that firstly the $10 would all be in ones, nor that the parts of my costume they'd choose to slip them in were the two leg holes. It took me by surprise when the first guy did it, but immediately I realised what he was after. I widened my stance a little, and looked him straight in the face.
"So, you've got a thing about touching your Mom's cunt, have you?" I asked, smiling.
His face went bright red, but as his fingers touched my pussy lips, I saw the front of his pants swell. Fortunately, they were in a booth in a corner, so with my back to the rest of the room, no one noticed as they all had a go pushing dollar bills along my vulva. No one except Bill, of course, who had just walked in and could see what was going on.
I suppose it was mostly the mask, and not expecting me to be there that he didn't recognise me immediately. I adjusted my costume so the dollar bills weren't poking out, and walked over to him to take his order.
"Yes, sir, what can I get you?"
"Um ... a Bud would be good ... but ... you seem familiar. Do I know you."
"I hope so, darling. Can't you recognise my tits, or were you too busy looking at all of the others?"
"Fu ... Jo? What are you doing here? And why were those guys touching your pussy?"
"Let me get your drink, darling, then I'll explain," I said, deliberately leaving his imagination to run riot a bit longer.