I guess that the best place to start is to say that I live in a big barn far out in the country. Or at least I live in a barn four days a week and the rest of the time I live in a house in town with my wife and two Brittany Spaniels, Orville and Wilbur. The barn is a weekend home and is a little less rustic than the label might imply. It's a huge wooden affair built over one hundred years ago of great wooden beams. On one end is a RV sized parking space and workshop with a good floor. A nice apartment fills the other and a very big a porch across the side that faces into the woods. It is fitted with all the necessities you would expect, indoor plumbing, electricity, lots of leather furniture and a fifty inch plasma television. I recently added giant outdoor oven with grill and a huge outdoor shower that I demanded and my wife has learned to adore.
Three days a week my work takes me to client's offices or I would spend all of my time at the barn, or at least all of the time I could stand to be away from my wife. But on the weekends my wife drives out so in truth I have only two or three days a week to alone in the glorious privacy of my primitive country escape.
One Thursday I was in the shop working on an ATV when I thought that I heard a car in the drive. At first the thought surprised me and then the thought of having locked the gate came to mind. I listened again and the sound was gone so I gave imagination credit and continued on with my work. The memory of certain details that day have been forgotten for other, more unusual ones, but I recall rising to get some tool from the tool box and was walking across the big open area of the shop when it happened.
"Hey! Hi what are you doing?"
It was the voice of my wife's pal, Sharon, a gregarious redhead with big blue eyes and my wife's best friend since childhood. We were all close, my wife and Sharon as lifelong friends and before Sharon's divorce our families were always doing something together. Like me Sharon was self-employed, but unlike me, she had that sales person personality that was equally friendly, disarming and penetrating all at the same time. For a moment we faced each other in uneasy silence. At least I was uneasy; she seemed genuinely pleased.
"Taking a shower." I blurted. "I'll get a towel."
Sharon laughed at me as I strode over to the door of the building that opened onto the outdoor shower. I tried to be cool, or as cool as I could be, as I grabbed the first big bath towel I could find and wrapped it around my waist.
"Sorry about that. I wasn't expecting you." I said turning back to Sharon.
"I wasn't expecting you either." She laughed again. "Well maybe."
The "well maybe" phrase didn't go unnoticed since she and my wife had few secrets, but instead of pursuing that line of thinking I asked her how she managed to get in.
"I have a key to the barn and the combination to the gate, remember? You guys said come on by any time I'm in town and I'm here for a couple of days working with a client so I thought I'd come by. Surprised?" She grinned and nodded at me.
"I am. Let me get some clothes on." I started to walk toward the door to the apartment.
"Sure." Sharon said starting to follow me. She stopped before she took more than a couple of steps and while her actions said that she knew decorum dictated privacy, her smile, her look said that my privacy was the last thing on her mind.
I came back out in a tank top and a pair of cut off shorts to find her standing next to the half assembled ATV in the center of the shop. Oh, how obvious she was as she looked at my slightly greasy hands and the corners of her lips curled up in that way that said she understood that the last thing I had been doing was showering.
"So been working on the ATV?" She asked.
"Yea, almost have it back together." I said, glad to get the conversation moving in a way I could control it.
"So, are you going riding tomorrow?"
"Most likely."
"Yea, I've got a client, Mrs. Pennywhite. I'm helping her invest. She sold the farm. I'm staying through the weekend. Thought I would use that key you gave me." Sharon's wide blue eyes focused on me, probing.
"Great, anytime, we can have dinner." I said considering what might happen later in the weekend after my wife arrived.
"Oh yea!" Her eyes lit up. "There is this great recipe I have for grilled shrimp. I'll go by the store and pick up the ingredients. We can grill it on the new grill tonight."
"Well, um, okay." I said, unsure if this was a good idea, but clearly responsible for a duty dinner. Anyway, I liked Sharon and always had. Her personality was a little brash for my tastes at times, but she was smart and pretty and very close to my wife, so I resolved myself to having her come by that evening.
For another few minutes our conversation was gracious, but conventional, as we asked questions about each other's families and jobs. Finally we said our good byes and I followed her out to the gate, closing it as she drove down the dusty country road in her new Lexus.
By now the astute reader has concluded that I don't bother with clothes most of the time and that is a correct observation. It's a lifestyle that predated my marriage and one that my wife tolerates, though she generally doesn't participate. More specifically, our Caribbean honeymoon photos have a lot of me skinny dipping and her in a small, yet somehow modest bikini. Despite some claims otherwise, there is a little show off in every nudist. Somewhere deep in every nudist is a little 'look at me' that is satisfied every time we find ourselves nude with others around.
This was the landscape as Sharon drove down my drive again in that new pearl white Lexus. She got out smiling and waving and quickly brought a six pack of beer along with several small plastic bags all labeled with the name of the local grocery chain. Quickly passing me by she made some quip about my attire, the same tank top and cut offs that I had put on before. She took over the kitchen like she owned the place and urged me to get the fire started. I did and returned to the kitchen to watch her work.
Sharon was a country girl at heart and given to casually wearing jeans and the sleeveless blouses that have been the staple fashion for farm wives for as long as I can remember. Today she was wearing something a little different though. While she wore a pink sleeveless blouse, she was wearing a short denim skirt, one that had the look of a pair of cutoffs remade. I noticed the frayed hem of the skirt with its long and running strands of white fabric reaching down her brown legs. One of the straps of her peach colored bra floated across her bare shoulder as she worked with the knife. I wondered where she had changed since I knew Mrs. Pennywhite would have never let her in the front door in that skirt.
"So I'm not keeping you from anything." She said chopping some bell pepper with her back toward me.
"Me, um no. Just hanging out as usual," I replied.
She stopped chopping and took a pull from
her Shiner Bock. "Yea, Barb has told me how you hang out. Ha!" Quickly she turned to look over her shoulder at me. It was a devilish look that disarmed me in a way that few had before.
"Really?" was all I could think to say.
"We do talk you know. Yea, I've seen the honeymoon photos and I know that you weren't showering when I came by this morning. It's all okay."
"Well, then. At least I'm glad that you're not offended by what you saw."
"No, not at all," she grinned as she impaled ingredients on a long wooden stick. "Is the fire ready? The shrimp kabobs are."
As we ate our conversation became more jovial and bawdy. She seemed to be fishing for something, but I couldn't put my finger on it. She asked a lot of questions about me, about what I did before I had married her friend. She also told me bit and pieces about her college days. State college was a party school if there ever was one and from her hints, she took all the classes in that subject and earned a lot of extra credit.
After the food was spent and we sat there on the porch leaning back and watching the last of the ochre and red of the sun disappear through the leaves of the pines and oaks. The conversation had slowed and now we exchanged comfortable glances. Under everything, all the short, but failed attempts to restart the conversation, there seemed something boiling within her. I couldn't put my finger on it. After a long pause, she sighed almost imperceptibly.
"I hear that you like that shower." She said.
"Me, oh yea, nothing like bathing in rain water," I replied.
"Where did you get the idea?"
"Mexico. We stayed at a small hotel. Each room had an outdoor shower." I laughed to myself at the memory. "I remember taking a shower and when I turned off the water hearing voices. The concierge was standing a few feet from me, on the other side of the wall, explaining the honor bar to two new guests. It was a real surprise."
"Sounds like a fun surprise, learn anything."
My involuntary guffaw passed my lips as a puff. "Yea, I did. Not that I would admit it."
She looked at me in the dusk. "Rain water is good for your hair,"
"Yea, I know. You really feel clean after
coming out of that shower."
"Mind if I try it?" The question came across like she was asking for a taste of my dessert.
I thought about it for a moment, stupidly and innocently. "Sure, go ahead. I'll get you a towel."
"I know where they are. I feel so sticky after today. I'll be back in a little while, toodles." She got up to leave, looking over her shoulder and wiggling her fingers at me as if to say bye.
Toodles? I was certainly seeing a side to Sharon that was unusual. Looking over my shoulder as she disappeared through the door it appeared that there was something more to her step, something prissy that I had never seen before.
The way out shower is setup, there is a door going into a patio in the back. The shower is open to this door, but closed on the other three sides to the yard beyond. Privacy is a simple matter of closing that door. I guess that I was not paying attention to the sound of falling water or really considering what was up when I heard Sharon call.
"Hey, where's the soap?"
I wondered about this because I had set out a new bar of soap when I had showered earlier in the afternoon. Moreover I should have been thinking when I walked into the barn to the realization that Sharon had not closed the door and was standing in plain view as nude as I had been earlier in the day.
"Bring me that soap will you?" She asked pointing to the sink where the bar of soap had migrated on its own.
Dutifully, and as cool as I had been earlier in the day, I took the soap over to the shower and handed it to her.