ACT FOUR, SCENE ONE
a few days after our last chapter:
Friday 21st May 2032,
but very early in the morning, after a long night:
The Corn Exchange, Cambridge
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
chanted the crowd.
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
"What a night, eh?!" Cunts bellowed, as she and Hildegard leapt on the podium. "What a fucking night!" The crowd cheered raucously.
"Fuckers!" shouted Cunts. "Need I remind you of how far we have come?! The crowd started to chant: "Cunts! Cunts! Cunts!"
Emma Jane gestured for calm. "Fuckers," she continued, "a mere four years ago, the European Union chose to turn its back on the chaos of war and disease, by welcoming the Enlightenment -- abandoning the narrow-mindedness and moral repression of the past, realising that society would only be truly fulfilled, and Europe's pre-eminence and independence could only be secured, if they accepted the pursuit of Pleasure as their primary goal. There were many who said that Britain would never follow that path -- that we were bound to remain mired in prudishness, class privilege, nepotism, inclusivity, 'love': all those meaningless, pointless watchwords which achieved nothing save deprive us of our true destiny as free fuckers. When Hildegard and I founded the UK Fuckers Party three and a half years ago, we knew that the establishment would hate us, and would do their best to bring us down. But a new King and Queen, and a new generation of political leaders, saw the Light: we have rejoined Europe, and with the passing of the Societal Reconstruction Act last year the government was able to roll out Flexible Fertility and Genetic Modification to the whole country, allowing all our citizens to be freed from the shackles which prevented them from realising their full fucking potential."
There was a huge cheer from the crowd, during which Cunts passed the microphone to Hildegard, who continued: "Comrades! Now, with this election, we hold the balance of power and, make no mistake, we intend to use it! If the Labour Party want any part in the next government, they must embrace the Enlightenment in its fullness -- and that means reshaping society from the bottom up: the end of love, the end of jealousy, the end of monogamy. We will make this a fucking nation, a fuckers' nation. Anyone who tries to impede our progress -- any Objectors, Undesirables, reactionary religious groups, disloyal ethnic minorities -- these no longer have a place in our land!"
A new wave of cheering erupted from the crowd -- though, it must be admitted, not quite as enthusiastic as that which had greeted Emma Jane's speech. "And so," continued Hildegard, "let us stand together to sing our anthem,
The Interfucktionale
!"
Arise ye fuckers from your slumbers
Arise ye lovers of wet cunt
For Pleasure in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Hildegard's tenor voice was strong and compelling, and some of those Party operatives on the podium joined in with her -- but most of the crowd were not in the mood for such sincere and idealistic hymnody. Heady with their victory, and fired more by lust than political idealism, they began to chant over Hildegard:
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
And they proceeded to do just that. All around the hall, men and women alike were stripping off. Soon cocks were being sucked, cunts eaten, assholes penetrated with joyous abandon. Groups of the party faithful formed daisy-chains of fuckers, writhing on the ground as they indiscriminately pleasured each other's genitals. Some stood on the sidelines, jerking their cocks or fingering their cunts while watching the scene unfold. Banners hung from all the walls, decorated with pictures of tits and ass and pussy, proclaiming what everyone knew to be the glorious truth:
VICTORY TO THE FUCKERS PARTY:
THE PARTY OF THE NEW ENLIGHTENMENT!
The chanting grew, accompanied inevitably by the rhythmic clapping pattern everyone knew. Hildegard tried to keep up her Interfucktionale, bellowing as best as she could:
Away with all your moral scruples
Flaccid dicks arise, arise...
But Emma Jane Cuntslicker read the room the way Hildegard couldn't. She knew what the Party faithful wanted: not philosophy, but filth. Grabbing the microphone, she began to chant:
Pussy, you're a wet cunt, hot cunt
Fuckin' in the street, gonna take a big cock today
You got cum on your face, you big disgrace
Fuckin' your ass all over the place, singin'
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
"Sing it!" Cunts shouted. And they did just that. They sang, they fucked, they stamped and clapped, and they fucked as they sang:
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
Hildegard was momentarily bewildered, perhaps even annoyed at having the limelight taken away from her -- but Cunts knew that this was the beginning of something utterly new and great: a people, a party, and soon to be a whole nation devoted to Pleasure, devoted to fucking, stripped of their inhibitions, having cast off their shame at the altar of the New Enlightenment.
"We will fuck you! This is it, Hildy: nothing can stop us now!"
Hildegard looked at the crowd, now fucking and sucking and cumming with unstoppable lust, and she knew it was true, and she saw that it was good. "You wonderful, fuck-obsessed, filthy little cunt!" she exclaimed to Emma Jane. "Fuck me!"
And Emma Jane did. Tearing off both her own and Hildegard's clothes, she grabbed her blond fuckbuddy and wrestled her to the ground, grinding their cunts together in a tight scissors-lock. "Fuck me, Hildy!" she exclaimed. "Now we can fuck as we please! Pure fucking Pleasure will rule this nation -- forever!"
Soon the two party leaders were rolling and writhing on the ground, their tongues frantically penetrating each other's mouths, their sweaty tits slipping and squelching against each other, their cunts flaring and grinding. Their colleagues and supporters gathered round, frigging their cunts and jerking their cocks in a heady cocktail of ideology and lust as they watched and cheered their fucking co-leaders. And as Hildegard and Emma Jane climaxed together, their bodies twitching and pulsating as they screamed their ecstasy to the world, their colleagues gathered around to release their own juices. Cocks exploded and cunts squirted, and soon the writhing rising leadership of the Fuckers Party were being splattered with male and female cum which doused and coated their bodies, turning them into a gorgeous, creamy, wriggling mess.
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
chanted the crowd, as the two young women kissed, slurping jizz off each other's faces and guzzling it down.
But it was not long before they noticed that someone had joined them. Hildegard noticed it first, as she felt a new tongue slurping across her cum-coated cunt. Cunts and Hildegard broke their slobbering kiss to look down, and saw a pretty girl with reddish brown hair tied back in a high ponytail, naked apart from a Fuckers Party branded tank top and a red-cross nurse's cap, devotedly slurping fuck-gloop off their bodies.
"Hey," Hildegard grinned. "Who are you, pretty bitch?" she asked.
"Hello, Miss Hildegard. Hello, Miss Cuntslicker. My name is Dolores. I belong to you now."
INTERMEZZO
the same morning
(Friday 21st May 2032, in case you had forgotten)
in the editorial pages of a highly respected broadsheet newspaper
The recent success in the General Election of the Party of the Enlightenment (dubbed by all its supporters the 'Fuckers Party') should not have taken us by surprise -- but it did, which is surely yet another sign of how out of touch not only the British political establishment but also the national media are with the zeitgeist. Those of us old enough to remember may well compare last night's result with the shock we felt at the Brexit vote in 2016. But whither Britain now? The Fuckers' leaders appear in no mood to downplay their success. They know, as do any of us who dare to be honest about it, that no one will be able to form a government without them -- and they are determined to impose their full agenda on the country: principally, rejoining the EU, where already all the most extreme elements of the Fuckers' manifesto are commonplace, reshaping the whole of society to embrace "free fucking" as not merely the new norm, but the new