ACT FOUR, SCENE ONE
a few days after our last chapter:
Friday 21st May 2032,
but very early in the morning, after a long night:
The Corn Exchange, Cambridge
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
chanted the crowd.
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
"What a night, eh?!" Cunts bellowed, as she and Hildegard leapt on the podium. "What a fucking night!" The crowd cheered raucously.
"Fuckers!" shouted Cunts. "Need I remind you of how far we have come?! The crowd started to chant: "Cunts! Cunts! Cunts!"
Emma Jane gestured for calm. "Fuckers," she continued, "a mere four years ago, the European Union chose to turn its back on the chaos of war and disease, by welcoming the Enlightenment -- abandoning the narrow-mindedness and moral repression of the past, realising that society would only be truly fulfilled, and Europe's pre-eminence and independence could only be secured, if they accepted the pursuit of Pleasure as their primary goal. There were many who said that Britain would never follow that path -- that we were bound to remain mired in prudishness, class privilege, nepotism, inclusivity, 'love': all those meaningless, pointless watchwords which achieved nothing save deprive us of our true destiny as free fuckers. When Hildegard and I founded the UK Fuckers Party three and a half years ago, we knew that the establishment would hate us, and would do their best to bring us down. But a new King and Queen, and a new generation of political leaders, saw the Light: we have rejoined Europe, and with the passing of the Societal Reconstruction Act last year the government was able to roll out Flexible Fertility and Genetic Modification to the whole country, allowing all our citizens to be freed from the shackles which prevented them from realising their full fucking potential."
There was a huge cheer from the crowd, during which Cunts passed the microphone to Hildegard, who continued: "Comrades! Now, with this election, we hold the balance of power and, make no mistake, we intend to use it! If the Labour Party want any part in the next government, they must embrace the Enlightenment in its fullness -- and that means reshaping society from the bottom up: the end of love, the end of jealousy, the end of monogamy. We will make this a fucking nation, a fuckers' nation. Anyone who tries to impede our progress -- any Objectors, Undesirables, reactionary religious groups, disloyal ethnic minorities -- these no longer have a place in our land!"
A new wave of cheering erupted from the crowd -- though, it must be admitted, not quite as enthusiastic as that which had greeted Emma Jane's speech. "And so," continued Hildegard, "let us stand together to sing our anthem,
The Interfucktionale
!"
Arise ye fuckers from your slumbers
Arise ye lovers of wet cunt
For Pleasure in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of cant.
Hildegard's tenor voice was strong and compelling, and some of those Party operatives on the podium joined in with her -- but most of the crowd were not in the mood for such sincere and idealistic hymnody. Heady with their victory, and fired more by lust than political idealism, they began to chant over Hildegard:
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
We will, we will FUCK YOU!
And they proceeded to do just that. All around the hall, men and women alike were stripping off. Soon cocks were being sucked, cunts eaten, assholes penetrated with joyous abandon. Groups of the party faithful formed daisy-chains of fuckers, writhing on the ground as they indiscriminately pleasured each other's genitals. Some stood on the sidelines, jerking their cocks or fingering their cunts while watching the scene unfold. Banners hung from all the walls, decorated with pictures of tits and ass and pussy, proclaiming what everyone knew to be the glorious truth:
VICTORY TO THE FUCKERS PARTY:
THE PARTY OF THE NEW ENLIGHTENMENT!
The chanting grew, accompanied inevitably by the rhythmic clapping pattern everyone knew. Hildegard tried to keep up her Interfucktionale, bellowing as best as she could:
Away with all your moral scruples
Flaccid dicks arise, arise...
But Emma Jane Cuntslicker read the room the way Hildegard couldn't. She knew what the Party faithful wanted: not philosophy, but filth. Grabbing the microphone, she began to chant:
Pussy, you're a wet cunt, hot cunt
Fuckin' in the street, gonna take a big cock today
You got cum on your face, you big disgrace
Fuckin' your ass all over the place, singin'
We will, we will FUCK YOU!