WARNING TO READERS - This is a long, rambling story and VERY British which has been divided into several parts for ease of editing and reading. The individual parts will make more sense if read in sequence as they follow straight on chronologically.
Most, but not all chapters contain some sexually explicit sections and the story has a strong theme of taboo family relationships and adultery which some readers may find disturbing and might wish to cease reading now.....
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Chapter One - Love and Marriage
I had not met any of Chrissy's family until that Easter Bank Holiday weekend and I have to admit that I was not looking forward to the encounter.
Chrissy and I had met in Mexico City almost six months before. She had been attending an international medical seminar representing the children's charity that she worked for as a consultant paediatrician. She was every man's dream, especially a man who was rapidly approach early middle age, was still single and had not had a relationship that lasted more than two days in over a year. She was young, amusing, outgoing, opinionated, a brilliant doctor and very, very sexy. Worse! I really enjoyed her company and wanted to spend time with her, lots of time!
My reasons for being in Mexico were less altruistic, I was working as a hack scriptwriter for a television production company who were filming sequences in the Chihuahuan desert for a long running blockbuster fantasy series. The work was easy, mostly re-writing tracts of storyline and script which were not working out on location; the money was extremely good and I got to travel all over Europe and Central America staying in the best hotels for free. Best of all it gave me a satisfactory excuse not to work on my latest novel, one which was acceptable to my agent as she owned a slice of everything I earned from the film company.
We were introduced to each other by a mutual acquaintance at a charity reception being held at the Palacio de Bellas Artes, and from the moment that our eyes met there was something special and dynamic between us. For the next hour we totally monopolized each other, utterly disregarding all of the other 300 guests becoming cocooned in a tiny private cosmos which excluded all others as we submerged ourselves in a crash course in mutual fascination.
Three hours later we were frantically tearing away each other's clothing in my hotel room in our urgent need to be naked together and satiate our uncontrollable sexual desire. We remained in that room for three days whilst we fucked ourselves to exhaustion, ignoring the insistent warbling of our cell phones and only emerging to take in the trays of steak and potatoes and bottles of red wine that were left outside the door periodically by the room service waiter.
On the fourth day, with aching bodies and bruised and chapped lips we agreed that it was time to re-enter the real world and spent an hour on our telephones trying to explain to our respective employers how we had lost three days incommunicado. In fact, being in Mexico it proved fairly simple to convince our concerned colleagues, who were unlikely to communicate with each other, that our absence was the result of an attack of the 'Montezuma's Revenge' which had the added bonus that nobody was going to press us for an immediate return to the workplace or ask for a detailed explanation. There would be no raised eyebrows as nobody was aware that we even knew each other.
We decided not to waste the extra time that our white lie had bought us and on Friday with paperwork and blood tests completed we were married and became Mr. Richard Augustus and Mrs/Dr. Christina Marie Felix, duly witnessed by two of Chrissy's amazed conference colleagues and two acquaintances from the British Embassy who had helped us with fast tracking the official paperwork. Having legally tied the knot we adjourned to a nearby bar where I stood everybody a round of drinks before Chrissy and I returned to my hotel room to resume consummating our union. I had never given any thought to getting married and it seemed as good an arrangement as any to me, but I guess that Chrissy probably felt a bit cheated out of the big family wedding with lots of guests in flouncy dresses and ridiculous hats. I secretly made a mental note to give her a proper wedding breakfast for her friends and relations when we got home to England even though it wasn't really my kind of thing.
Surprisingly, when she finally managed to get a connection on Skype to her mother in the UK that evening, my now mother-in-law Mrs. Margot Colbert seemed not at all disturbed by our revelation and was in fact full of warm congratulations and good wishes. Perhaps she was accustomed to her daughter's impulsive nature. There was no opportunity to interact with my new senior relation as the Skype connection was poor and peering over Chrissy's shoulder I got no more than an impression of a woman with a similar shaped face to my wife, lightish hair and horn-rimmed half spectacles before the video picture completely disintegrated. But she had seemed pleasant and had appeared to smile and wave at me in a friendly enough manner.
Chrissy's older sister, Gail was another matter altogether. Even with the volume of her laptop turned down low I could hear that the call was not going well and picked up high pitched cries of "You Fucking Idiot!", "Moron!" and "Who is this chancer...?" and other endearments of a similar ilk before I decided to take the coward's way out and retreated to hide in the bathroom until she had completed her familial conversations.
"Mummy was really thrilled and happy for us...I think she likes the idea of having an author for a son-in-law." Chrissy told me comfortingly when I finally emerged. "I told her to look you up on Google.. you are on Google aren't you?"
"I guess that one consenting vote out of two is better than none..." I commented a bit sheepishly. I only had one personal call to make, to my agent, and I wasn't looking forward to that either.
"Don't be put off by Gail...she will come around eventually..." She told me. "My sister can be a bit prickly at times." She paused and grinned, "Her husband Todd is a total arsehole and so she has bit of a down on the whole idea of marriage and men right now!"