August 2020
It had been a very weird and confusing several months, Tal mused to himself while trimming his stubble beard. Following the lockdowns in China, panic had spread quickly without any real directions being offered by anyone, least of all the government. Most people had been getting their information from social media, since news sites either hadn't been covering it, or hadn't know what to say, and all it did was cause people to either freak completely out or assume that it was just a bad flu. Mike had luckily been at least somewhat informed and made sure that they were well provisioned right away. He was the adamant one that refused to let Evy go elsewhere, and that freaked her out enough to actually listen to him. He rarely went full big-brother mode on her, but when he did, he meant it.
They had been isolated well before the first cases, well, official cases, were announced Stateside. Tal had been able to take some time off and then naturally transition into work from home, since everyone was shutting down offices. Evy was already able to work from anywhere with her laptop and Mike had orders not to leave his residence. Thus began a surprisingly smooth transition for all of them to be far too familiar with one another. He could only imagine the chaos other folks were dealing with.
He finished up and opened the door to a surprised Evy who had her hand up to knock. "Oh, all yours. Sorry."
"Did you clean up after yourself this time? Cause I swear if I find more of those tiny beard clippings of yours, I'm going to be pissed."
He pinched both of her cheeks and cooed, "You're so adorable when you get assertive. Yes, I cleaned it up."
She playfully swatted his hands away. "I'm not a child. I'm 25 and you need to respect. Mah. Authoriteh!" The little foot stamp at the end really sold it.
"Maybe if you grew another foot I wouldn't mistake you for one, short stuff."
She sniffed indignantly and walked past him. "You know where I'll be when you are ready to apologize." She closed the door, but not before sticking her tongue out at him, really undermining her fake outrage.
Sharing 1.5 bath with three people was not ideal, but they managed to make it work. "Hey Mike, did you hear from Jenny yet what they're thinking?" Mike was flipping through his old DVD collection when Tal walked in.
"Yeah, she said they wanted a chill evening and figured movie and pizza sounded good. She said Andy was going to pick up two deep dish pizzas and be here around 7. I was just flipping through wondering what to put on."
"You know we have like, every streaming service under the sun, right?"
"Yeah, but they don't always have all the old stuff. I'm trying to decide if we do something really terrible and just razz it or put some classic on."
"Just don't put on Wing Commander. Freddie Prince Jr. is dead to me! How could they not even get Mark Hamil to join?" Mike just waved his hand in acknowledgement, having heard this diatribe at least four times before, and continued browsing.
Once evening rolled by and people started showing up, they put the movie selection up for a vote. The horror movies were shot down by committee, no surprise, and Andromeda Strain was out because, well, for obvious reasons. It turned out that neither Evy or Anna had seen The Princess Bride, so that ended up being the front runner, with a close second being Birdemic: Shock and Terror, a truly horrendous movie. The movie was so bad that it had its own cult following, something like The Room, and was approved by majority vote, much to Tal's vehement objections.
The massive pizzas were on the table, so people could get up and grab more whenever they wanted. Evy was serving up initial slices with a deep-dish pie server. "Here you go," she said with a smile.
"What did you do to it?" Tal made no move to take the plate.
Evy clicked her tongue, "When are you going to let that go? It happened ages ago. The note had hearts on it."
"It was literally two weeks ago."
"Oh," she said in sudden realization. "I know what you want." Evy grinned and slowly slinked around the table to be eye to eye with him. "You're right, I should apologize." She kept his gaze as she knelt down on the floor.
"Wait, what the fuck are you doing?"
She bowed her head, made the sign of the cross before interlocking her fingers and looking up at him with puppy dog eyes and saying breathily, "I'm sorry daddy, I've been a bad girl."
"Oh. My. God. Stop that! And it's "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
"Oh, that might explain why the priest has been avoiding me."
Mike mimed cocking a gun and blowing his brains out. Andy instantly taped off the crime scene and tried to keep the reporters at bay. Jenny began peppering him with highly inappropriate questions that made the corpse giggle before Anna flashed a napkin, stating that she was CSI and started posing the body. She may not have fully grasped what CSI was.
"I should be punished daddy," Evy mewled as she rushed over to the couch and presented her butt to him. "Maybe you need to teach me a lesson." Her sentence ended in a surprised yelp as Tal had smacked her behind with a cushion, launching her halfway over the couch and onto Mike's Egyptian mural posed dead body.
"Apology accepted. Now stop doing that."
"I told you he was going to paddle you at some point," the corpse said and manhandled her off of him and onto the floor with another yelp of outrage.
"Jeez, talk about kinky." She tried getting her legs off the couch and under her. "I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me," she grumbled while rubbing her butt. Anna was giggling and helped Evy up off of the floor. Evy dramatically embraced her and stage whispered, "Careful, he likes it rough."
"I am going to throttle you," Tal fumed from the table. "Simpsons style. Both hands."
"See. Best think up a safe word. Mine is banana bread." Mike swatted at her but she hopped out of the way.
Things settled down a bit and they put on the movie. It was honestly tough to hear some of the dialogue since four people were repeating the lines throughout the movie. The best part being of course the Miracle Max scene when Mike and Jenny did an almost perfect re-enactment by chasing each other around the couch and dinner table.
During the intermission they cleaned up the kitchen and broke out some hard liquor because, as Tal said, "No way in hell am I watching that movie without being drunk." Mixed drinks were being made and passed around and Anna stepped up to the impromptu bar. "And what can I get you gorgeous?"
She crossed her arms under her bust and leaned heavily on the bar as she considered, "Well, I'm not really sure. I don't have that much experience with hard liquors." Her eyes met his as he quickly snapped them up, "Rum and coke maybe?"
"Oh, I think we can do better than that. Do you like your drinks more on the sweet side?"
"Umm, yeah. I don't really like the strong flavors and just want something I can sip but still kind of get me there."