Authors' notes:
Asymmetric: This story was born of a writing collaboration, and as such contains intertwined threads from two alternating points of view. These will be denoted per character to hopefully clarify the narrative flow.
Any eloquent turns of phrase are undoubtedly due to my lovely co-author. I alone bear the blame for clumsy mistakes.
CONTENT WARNING:
Violence, purple prose.
Chapter One
Milicent
THE TICK and the tock of the Mulberry Clock had become a grand nuisance to any guests unlucky enough to venture within earshot. At the Impérial — that shining beacon of French hoteldom — extravagance was the ultimate rubric and tedium the only fault; but even in the rarified air of so luxurious a hotel, Monsieur Mûre — as the veteran staff affectionately called it — stood out like an incongruous fossil, a grandfather clock long past its glorious prime. Built to suit the gargantuan appetites of a long-dead restaurateur, the clock commanded an entire corner of the Impérial's ground-floor café. Once upon a time, spectators may have ogled at its colossal dimensions, pressed tentative fingers across its intricate marquetry, and squinted at the precise filigree that wreathed its face in a pattern of miniscule mulberries, leaves, even shy little silkworms. Now people preferred to give it a wide berth. In the end, no amount of artisanship or sensibility could salvage the clock's chief geriatric failing: it was far too loud. The finest clockmakers in the continent couldn't seem to diminish its volume. Countdowns were an unwelcome spectre to the hotel's holidaymakers, yet Monsieur Mûre insisted on playing the part of a doomsayer, announcing each second with its echoing mechanical heartbeat.
Tick. Tock. The end is nigh
.
Milicent Harris-Vogue sat by a boulevard-facing window of the café, her mind quite immune to any eschatalogical implications emanating from Monsieur Mûre in the distant corner. Her blonde hair was bound in an elegant chignon. A white cocktail dress hugged her figure, its neckline a round scoop which framed her décolleté with a halter strap. Her thumbs, gleaming with obsidian nail polish, traced the gold-trimmed lip of her cup while ribbons of steam curled from the brown drink contained within. The ring on her right hand occasionally tapped the saucer. She stared outside, eyes glazed. It was a blurry evening: cloudy skies wreaked havoc with time, accelerating the darkness. Rain had left a shiny lacquer on the streets, an ink-black mirror that reflected streaks of light and colour from the surroundings. It was a scene ripped from van Gogh's palette, a wet-slick medley of forlorn hues. She pretended to enjoy the view; a faint smile tugged at the corner of her ruby lips.
The café was suspended in a pleasant cloud of inertia, a casual ambience that contrasted starkly with its peak hours. Servers leaned against the walls, crossed their arms, relaxed their postures. Most of the other patrons settled along the bar, where the coffee was cheaper and the service more immediate. The door to the kitchen was ajar; a fusillade of rapid French trickled out. Milicent caught a few choice phrases — enough to learn that several café-goers had suffered digestive upsets in the previous week, a revelation that made her grateful for her prescient decision not to order something more filling.
Tick. Tock.
She stared at Monsieur Mûre: it was half past the hour. Her eyes narrowed. Her brain steamed in a clockwork frenzy of calculations. A twenty-minute drive to the theatre, a four-and-a-half-minute walk to the box, a fourteen-minute window before the house lights dimmed and the doors sealed until intermission. The curtains would soon part — but what if he changed his mind? A twenty-minute drive back to the hotel...unless he opted for another source of leisure. Dinner? A museum? Milicent paused her train of thought with a blink. She knew better than to hold herself hostage to contingency. Always better to assume that everything is going according to plan — right until everything falls apart.
Tick. Tock.
It was thirty-two minutes past the hour. Steam no longer rose from the coffee. Milicent hooked a finger around the ear of her cup, raised it to her lips, and spilled espresso over the white canvas of her bodice.
"
Mademoiselle!
" A server materialised next to her, his pianist fingers offering a cloth napkin.
The cup clattered to a rest on its saucer. A side-fringe of silken hair crested diagonally across Milicent's temple as she looked down, feigning shock at the sight of the stain: a growing splatter of warm brown that tingled against her skin. Thanking the server with a grateful smile, she accepted the napkin and began blotting the mess with lukewarm strokes. The server lingered. A moment later, Milicent sighed in defeat and waved the napkin like a white flag, turning to the server with a resigned shrug.
"
La vie en blanc
," she said.
❦
It was thirty-five minutes past the hour when Milicent Harris-Vogue marched to the lobby of the Impérial and usurped the attention of a bewildered clerk at the front desk. By then, her tears had left glistening trails over her cheeks and her chin had fixed itself into a petulant tremble. She carried with her a dark storm — a violent flurry of emotion that manifested in outpourings of half-coherent English sentences. The clerk struggled to follow along.
"—and just left
without
me! I mean—"
"—please,
madame
, I—"
"—as if I don't even matter—"
"—I would like to h—"
"—
Five minutes!