Welcome to this enchanting fantasy creation. In this fictional setting, any similarity to any person, place, or thing is completely coincidental. Every personification in this ethereal place is above the legal age of 18 years old and of sound mind. As fantasy, there may be scenarios that should not be replicated in the real world, without safe and enthusiastic consent.
(also, this is my 1st submission, please be considerate with your constructive criticism. Thank you for reading, I hope you enjoy it!)
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On a sweltering summer Sunday afternoon, Typhanni (pronounced Tif-fany) was dressed in a sage baby tee crop top, black thong, and black mid thigh 7-inch platform leather boots with laces. She was in her dining room, where her practice pole was installed, perfecting her stage set for her next shift at the club. In front of the mirrored feature wall, Typhanni was grinding her hips toward the mirror while she kept her hands on the pole above her head. She gripped the pole tight as she did a forward spin Once the music transitioned, she hoisted her body up as she supported her weight with her shoulder on the pole. While she performed the aerial shoulder mount, she provocatively spread her legs, she used the momentum to seamlessly flow into the next pose.
After she was finished practicing, she wiped off her pole with disinfectant wipes and walked over to the living room. She grabbed her metal grinder, a torch, a vacuum sealed pouch and her glass penis shaped bong from the breakfast bar. She sat on her velvet couch and placed the items on the coffee table. The aroma filled the air as she opened the pouch with her 2 inch square nails with gold swarovski crystals. On to the glass rolling tray, she poured the nuggs out of the pouch. She put a nug into the grinder and turned it on, after it was finished she put the grinder's contents into the bowl of the bong, packing it down with a dabber tool.
With the torch in hand, she lit the bowls contents on fire as she pulled from the opening at the head of the penis. As she exhaled, the front door opened and Agave walked into the foyer.
"Damn, where have you been, hoe?" Typhanni said playfully as she looked in Agave's direction.
Agave was removing her shoes at the door when she said, "Oh, there was this bag that I just had to get from Chanel and you know me bitch. Once I go to Chanel, I am going to run it the fuck up." Agave said with laughter.
"Yeah, I see the bags by the door. What did you get?" Typhanni said as she exhaled another pull from the bong.
As Agave brought over the bags she said, "Oh, yeah let me show you, girl."
She opened the first bag, pulled out a black and gold Mini Evening bag, and handed it to Typhani.
"Oh ... this is too cute." Typhani said as she admired the hand bag.
"Can I hit that?" Agave said as she reached for the bong on the table.
"You know you don't have to ask. You my bestie." Typhanni said as she put the hand bag back in its packaging.
As Agave lit the contents of the bowl and pulled from the bong, Typhanni looked into the bag. There was a teal and gold Boy Handbag. She looked at the bag then passed it to Agave as she grabbed the bong to take another hit.
"This one is cute too." Typhanni said as she exhaled.
"Yeah I am in love with this color. I can not wait to style it." Agave said as she put the handbag back into its packaging.
Agave was grinding another nug while Typhanni was clearing the bowl from the bong.
"Who paid for this?" Typhanni asked as she packed another bowl.
"Oh you know my married azΓΊcar papΓ." Agave said.
"Yeah, which one?" Typhanni said with an eruption of laughter.
Agave joined her in the hilarity. The friends laughed as they smoked and admired the handbags, perfume and other various accessories. After they had looked over all the items, Agave got up and carried all of her bags to her room. Typhanni cleaned up the mess on the coffee table and took the bong in the kitchen to clean it. While she was cleaning it she thought, 'What will I make for dinner today?' as the munchies began to set in. She placed the bong on the dish rack to dry and tapped on the panel on the refrigerator that allowed her to see inside. She was mentally preparing the possible recipes in her mind when Agave came into the kitchen and grabbed a bag of vegetable chips.
"What are you hungry for Ve (Agave)?" Typhanni asked over her shoulder.
"That all depends on if I have to make it or you have to make it?" She said as she chewed some chips.
"I am going to cook, I just don't know what I am in the mood for..." She responded as she contemplated.
"Oh, I know! Make the jerk chicken like last time and some mashed potatoes, Typh (Typhanni)." Agave said as she rubbed her stomach.
"Okay chicken and mashed potatoes it is then. What veggies will we have?" She asked as she opened the refrigerator and collected the ingredients.
Agave held up her bag of chips and said, "I am already having mine."
Typhanni laughed as she placed the chicken, diced onions, and minced garlic on the counter. "You need to eat a real vegetable. So you can grow up big and tall." she said playfully as she patted Agave on the head. Agave was a 4' 8" tall Mexican-American woman and Typhanni was a 5' 4" tall African-American woman; she often teased her friend for her short stature. "Rude ass bitch, I'm as tall as I need to be." Agave said as she put her middle finger up and stuck out her tongue.
Typhanni said, "Hey, don't get mad at me. I didn't make you a little person."
Agave held up her F cup breast and said "Ain't shit little over here, C cup!" with a laugh.
Typhanni turned around and bent over, "My titites is small, but this ass is phat. I'm a T-rex, hoe. Apex predator!" as she started throwing her phat ass. Agave got up from the bar, came behind her, and slapped her ass.
Typhanni moaned in pleasure and said, "Oh do it again, I like that shit."
"I know you do, with yo freaky ass." Agave said as she got a wine cooler from the refrigerator.
Typhanni removed the packaging from the chicken thighs and washed them with lime and vinegar in a large metal mixing bowl in the sink. She washed her hands on the opposite side of the sink then went to the pantry to grab the potatoes and the seasonings. (cayenne pepper, ground black pepper, dried thyme, brown sugar, ground allspice, dried parsley, paprika, hot pepper flakes, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground clove, ground cumin) She placed the potatoes and seasonings on the counter, grabbed a oven roaster pan, and a medium mixing bowl.
Agave got up from the breakfast bar and asked, "Would you like some help?"
Typhanni replied, "No, I got this you can chill. You have been out all day."
Agave dismissively waved her hand as she walked to the living room, sat on the sofa, and started watching TV.
In the medium mixing bowl, Typhanni mixed all the seasonings in appropriate amounts, the diced onions, and minced garlic together and grabbed the dark rum from the refrigerator. She poured a fair amount of the rum into the mixture and incorporated all the ingredients together well. She poured half of the mixture in the oven roaster pan and then she grabbed the chicken thighs and placed them in the pan. After she poured the remainder of the mixture on the chicken, she covered the pan with the lid and placed it in the refrigerator.
Next, she started the oven at 375OF (F= 190.6O C) and she washed the sink and the bowl that she used for the chicken and spices. She grabbed the bag of potatoes, placed them in the sink, and washed them thoroughly. She opened the drawer near the sink and placed the cutting board and knife on the counter near the sink. Typhanni cut the potatoes into cubes and put them in the large mixing bowl.
After she placed a deep pot on the stove she used the pot filler to add water. As the water was flowing she added the cut potatoes to the pot. She heard the over chime, informing her that it was at the desired temperature. She collected the pan of chicken and butter from the refrigerator and she placed the pan in the oven. She put a square of butter in the water with the potatoes and turned off the pot filler. Once Typhanni was finished washing her hands, she joined Agave on the sofa.
"So, I just started the food. What are you watching?" Typhanni said as she looked at the TV.