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A still grieving widow Carson Robertson hospitalizes in a vehicle accident the author of the bumbling detective book series that is growing in popularity, Guilty at injuring the creator of the fabulous character Jessie Chicago, Carson takes Harry Truscott into her home to help in his rehabilitation. Harry has a broken shoulder that is encased in a gunslinger brace. Carson reads back copies of the series and finds she is beginning to share the persona of Jessie Chicago and is influenced by Harry suggesting she ought to lace herself with more 'bite' -- he calls it mongrel. Carson's niece Sara and Carson create a website they link to the new Jessie Chicago fan club in Chicago; the article announces that the missing author is alive and well and is working on the hotly awaited twelfth book in the series. Harry finishes dictating the first draft to Carson and is waiting for a promo film-clip to be produced before leaving Carson so she has the chance to find her new prince.
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Bathwater dissolved from the beautiful Carson Robertson the dried liquids of lust. She wondered if she or her author-lover Harry Truscott had secreted the greatest volume, an unusual thought for someone in post-coital bliss but then Carson had a thing about attention to detail.
She was also pragmatic about sweating, again an unusual thought, but she reasoned unless she sweated -- or perspired for persons who continue to dolly with words like aviatrix, doyenne or authoress -- she's not put real effort into sexual connection. For that reason the only times she liked sweating was when having sex or playing tennis.
She sighed, accepting she was very much in love with Harry. Perhaps his age and untidy appearance would raise eyebrows of family and friends, but before too many met him she'd have his scruffiness removed. It was the inside of Harry that she adored.
He was so wise, so aware of things, despite his limited formal education. Harry had wit, passion and really liked her -- she could see it in his eyes, feel it in his touch even when he was handing her a drink. Even better, he adored Lydia who definitely related to him as if he were her daddy. Harry's emotions ran deep and he had compassion and wanted people to feel loved and to be excited and perhaps even live to the edge like Jessie Chicago. Most books she read were written by women, or at least the author's names were feminine. Carson knew that no woman could have created Jessie and held her true to character throughout without stamping her with clues for the reader to ensure they recognized Jessie's femininity; Harry wrote those traits into her words and behavior so the reader didn't have to be told about her femininity through strategically dotted 'clues'.
Harry did nothing to cloy Jessie's lust for life and love, and he did it so passionately that she appeared to have welded the desirable attributes of both females and males to become a god-like female warrior. Jessie could take a bullet, expressing little more than a grunt, and yet reach for her lipstick and blusher before air-lifted to hospital. Or if Harry was the one down, she'd carry on with the case, not sparing a thought for him, until she'd wrapped everything up and delivered her prisoners or waited with the bodies of her victims.
Okay, some female writers could create a heroine like Jessie, and have her in a shoot-out and take a bullet -- but they would idiotically then have her fall wishing she was back home tending to her flower garden or having a pregnancy test. Harry's heroine saved the girl's stuff for when they were off duty, or having it off during a lull.
Despite her inescapable femininity -- her beauty and the way she regarded herself, Jessie had no wish to be a man. It really was so captivating.
Jessie had a dangerous amount of mongrel in her, smiled Carson. She recalled in
The Bumbling Detective on the Nile
, Diomedes went down with a knife sticking from his thigh and a bullet lodged against his shoulder bone. As soon as Jessie gave him a shot of morphine and told people coming to his assistance to leave the knife for a surgeon to take out in hospital, on she went with the chase.
The three thugs ambushed her. They disarmed Jessie and moved in to do something pretty gruesome. None of them had thought of a cautionary body search because they found her Glock and a knife in her handbag. Jessie pulled her small Beretta strapped to her upper thigh and calmly dispatched all three. Then wailing in anger (yes, those were Harry's words) as one would expect any woman to do, she then did something one wouldn't expect any woman to do: she kicked the body of the thug who'd knifed Harry and savagely stomped on the chest of the leader who's shot her boss.
She then radioed the authorities to come to collect her and the three bodies of the assassins and asked how Diomedes was coping in hospital. Jessie then combed her hair and cleaned her grimy face with baby wipes (she always carried them out in the field).
Carson had nothing but admiration for Jessie for venting her anger on the dead; it made her feel a little sick reading about it, and she was even queasy thinking about it now, but now she understood -- God, Harry was so brilliant; why hasn't she realized at the time she read the book. Jessie had been forced to kick and stomp those bodies to release some mongrel as she did not wish to be consumed by it.
God, Harry, you are so brilliant!
Once again Carson told herself she had no need to do anything but admire Jessie and what she stood for; it was not necessary for her to 'get a bit of mongrel' as Harry had called it because her parents, her sister and family and her friends liked her as her natural self. Carson was aware people thought she was 'every so nice' as she occasionally heard herself being discussed. But curiously, since she had found she'd taken a bit of mongrel aboard, she seemed to walk taller, no longer being slightly afraid of the awful Peter Doig and a bit of mongrel added a new dimension to love-making. Did it what!
She heard the front door open, knowing Harry was back from his walk to the shops to get pizza. She pulled the plug and waited for Harry to come in and dry her: Harry was like that. No groping, although some light banter. When drying her back he would kiss her between the shoulder blades; delicious. Carson wondered if many women received such treatment as regularly as she was receiving.
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Harry was out of his brace and the physiotherapy was quickly improving movement, so much so that he was able to type. The surgeon advised a skin graft was not necessary.
"I feel redundant," Carson said sadly.
"You can continue doing the proofing -- you're so good at that," Harry said, earning a hug and big kiss.
Sara briefed them about the film promo, showing them her marketing plan and then the story line.
Harry was most impressed. "You did all of this yourself?
Sara nodded. "We'll listen to their advice but we are the client, paying for everything, so what we insist on goes."
"But I haven't paid a cent; what are the costs?"
Harry was told not to worry, that Carson had paid for everything and was also going to buy him a new car."
"Why?"
Carson looked at him, eyes passive. "Harry, I am beholden to you for not dying after I crashed my vehicle into yours and beholden to you for extracting an extra $1 million-plus from my cheating partners and so-called friends. It's the least I can do; I also intend doing more."
Harry look at Carson sharply.
"I understand why you need to do this, Carson, so I'll not interfere; but only a modest car, and not until next month."
"Next month, but why?"
"Because."
"Okay, Harry."
Harry knew of course that by next month she'd accept he'd walked from her life.
Filming the clip took almost two days. Harry acted the part of Diomedes which was not surprising, as he'd based the Bumbling Detective on himself.
Carson appeared with her hair re-done red and in a black dress about which she and Harry argued. He fumed that Jessie would "never have her breasts exposed like that". Harry explained that although Jessie wore tight clothes she kept the display of her bared assets for Diomedes' private viewing.
"You can't see my nipples," Carson protested.
"I don't care."