DISCLAIMER
: This story is in no way endorsed by or affiliated with the Insane Clown Posse or Psychopathic Records. It is NOT implied that ICP or any real persons mentioned in this story are depicted accurately or condone the behaviors portrayed. It also does not attempt to define or exemplify the Juggalo lifestyle. There are Juggalos of all races, all classes, all genders, and all sexual orientations, and this story is only meant to reflect a small, fictional group within that larger whole.
Recap
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Liz and Matt are at the
Southern Nevada Crazy F#$*ing HorrorCore Fest
making new friends and finalizing plans to share a ride cross-country to the Gathering of the Juggalos. Having settled the arrangements, Liz and Matt spend the day enjoying the music and crazy ninjas there. (Spoiler: This chapter ends on a cliffhanger.)
EPISODE 2: HOT TICKET
Chapter 4: Coitus Interruptus
I-15 NORTH
NEVADA
By the time the final band of the day, the Hatchet Wounds, started playing their encore, Matt and Liz had already left the parking lot in the dust. Missing the few final songs seemed a small sacrifice in order to avoid the inevitable traffic jam that would form when the festival let out.
When they hit the I-15 on-ramp, they could see headlights start to turn on by the dozens in the distance.
"Good timing," Matt said pointing towards them as he pushed the pedal to the floor. The speed limit there was 75 mph, most cars went faster, but Matt's piece of shit maxed out at 65ish...and that was only on flat terrain with no headwind.
"Those are some interesting Juggalos we'll be traveling with," Liz said as she cracked the window a little, letting a warm breeze in. "It sure won't be a boring trip."
"You're telling me?" he guffawed, tapping his fingers on the steering wheel. "You never know who you'll meet on the old intra-web. There are some wackos out there."
"Understatement," Liz sniggered under her breath.
"But," he continued, "we got a ride."
"And all joking aside, they seem nice enough."
"Oh yeah. Very nice. They even offered to let me jack-off on the driver, which is about as nice as you can get when meeting someone for the first time!" They both laughed and Matt added, "What did she actually say? 'Go and shoot your shit on her and get you a free nut?'"
"Something like that," Liz managed between uncontrollable giggling.
"I have to admit, that's a first for me!"
They both continued laughing raucously, paraphrasing the more outrageous bits of conversation they had with their new friends and, of course, commenting plenty on Kevin's especially unique features. It made for an almost full five minutes of side-splitting talk and goofing about as they put Goodsprings behind them.
When the laughter finally subsided and Liz caught her breath again, she eventually asked, "What did you think about that circle jerk, huh?"
"You mean the bukkake?"
Liz cocked her head to the side and scrunched her nose. "I guess you could call it that." She took a moment to think it through and she reasoned that bukkake
was
probably more accurate. Kathy was the target for the jerking guys' cumshots, and that's what a bukkake was, right? A bunch of dudes shooting their loads onto a girl -- or guy -- who relished bathing in the semen.
"Yeah, bukkake," she affirmed. "It was something crazy, wasn't it?"
"It sure was," Matt nodded. He took his left hand off of the steering wheel, brushed the hair out of his face, and rested his elbow on the window ledge. His window was cracked a little, too, circulating air in the otherwise stuffy car.
Liz shifted in her seat to face Matt directly and said, "I mean, we've both seen videos of stuff like that, right? Or pictures. But tell me honestly, did you ever think you'd see a dozen guys shooting their loads onto a girl in real life? In public? At a fucking concert?" She pulled at the seatbelt strap that cut across her chest and slid it behind her back so that only the lapbelt held her, allowing her to sit cross-legged and lean against the door.
"It wasn't even set up, you know?" she continued energetically. "It wasn't some shoot for a video or an internet thing. It was real. That Kathy girl simply plopped down on a spot of dirt, threw up a sign, and got some random dudes to whip out their shit and jerk off on her. How the fuck does that even happen?"
"I don't know," Matt said, eyes fixed on the road. "But it definitely happened."
Liz shifted uncomfortably in her seat and sighed. There was quiet aside from the hum of the highway speeding away under the tires of the car and the air from the windows. Neither one of them said anything for what seemed like an eternity until Liz abruptly broke the silence.
"Can I tell you something?"
Matt turned his head for a second and saw the odd expression Liz had on her face. Her brow was furrowed and even though the mussed paint that still covered her face showed an exaggerated smile, he could tell she was grimacing.
"Of course. You can tell me anything -- you know that. What's up?"
"You won't think I'm crazy?"
"I always think you're crazy," he said with a smile. "Nothing you say is going to change that."
She smiled a little, too.
"I feel so embarrassed saying this, but I want to. And I know I can tell you anything because you're my best friend and you won't judge me, right?"
"Do you really have to ask that?" Matt said with a cocked eyebrow.
"No, but I still feel better saying it out loud." She knew she didn't need to ask, but for some reason she felt the need for verbal reassurance at the moment.