Lindi took Jack off for his ice cream, buying him a disgustingly huge triple decker of bubble gum, chocolate and praline pecan. She didn't even have to ask old Mr. Andrews, the owner and sole employee of the old fashioned soda fountain, to go heavy on the whipped cream and cherries.
He took one look at Jack's split lip and swollen nose, then turned away to slam down a sixty year old ice cream bowl so violently she was surprised it didn't explode into crystal fragments.
She was even more startled at the grandfatherly mans ability to curse viciously and fluently under his breath. He didn't let up once, the entire time he was violently slam dunking generous dollops of ice cream into the bowl. He didn't repeat himself either. And Lindi would never again be able to look at an innocent canister of Cool-Whip without considering the potential use of it as a weapon of retribution.
The bad thing was that he was scaring the shit out of Jack with his mutterings and violent abuse toward dairy items and innocent cherries.
"Linni Lin?" Jack whimpered softly and Lindi sighed. Poor Jack, now he thought Mr. Andrews was mad at him to.
She popped a gum drop in his mouth. Like half the town Lindi always had at least a few of Jack's favorite candy tucked away in a pocket and kissed his cheek.
"You're not in trouble Jack."
"Gramps!" She hissed softly. "It's all good."
Gramps-he wasn't actually her grandfather, but anyone under the age of 30 called him that-whirled so fast, still holding the weirdly lethal seeming Cool-Whip that Lindi almost dived for cover.
"Darn it, don't do that!" She whined.
Gramps sighed, and set the canister down.
"I'm sorry angel, I guess I have my dander up. This just isn't right."
Lindi leaned over and snagged the overflowing bowl of ice cream, shoving a spoon into Jack's eager hand. "Eat up sweetie. Then we'll go see if Mr. Denue has any new Power Ranger shirts in your size."
He would, of course. He always made sure to have at least one Power Ranger T-shirt on hand at all times. And he'd know just which Ranger Jack was enthralled with at the moment.
Lindi moved down the counter, leaving Jack shoving huge, messy mouthfuls of ice cream, Cool-Whip, strawberry, caramel, and hot fudge topping into his eager mouth.
"Gonna love giving you back your fancy ass silk T-shirt, rich boy." She gloated maliciously to herself. "Hope it was one you really liked, fucker!"
"What are we gonna do, Gramps, other then what we all try and do?"
Gramps sputtered, then sighed and closed his mouth.
"Shit."
Lindi mock scowled at the man she still remembered holding her while she bawled like a bereaved calf the day her momma died.
"Sorry angel girl, shouldn't be talking like some ill mannered cur in front of a lady."
"Can I tell my daddy you said "shit" in front of Jack and I, when he finds out what I did? Might take some of the heat off me."
"Oh no Lindi, what did you do girl?"
Gramps tried hard not to break into bellowing laughter. He'd known this girl, and all her brothers, when they were still little bumps hiding beneath their momma's apron.
"Well, let's see now...I'm pretty sure I broke the nose of the creep that slapped Jack and split his lip. It sure erupted blood, at least."
"Your daddy will understand that honey child-course you're still gonna get a good lecture."
Lindi sighed, honest as always. "I spit on a guy. And he...well, he kinda knocked out the guy who hit Jack and was looking to probably hit me to."
Gramps eyed Lindi, and then Jack, who seemed to be wearing at least as much ice creamy goodness as he'd eaten.
"Fancy shirt Jack's wearing."
Lindi nodded glumly. "Yep, that young guy gave it to Jack. Just before I kicked him in the shins and knocked him on his butt. Dad is gonna ground me for a month." She whined.
Gramps almost swallowed his dentures, trying not to laugh.