Lindi took Jack off for his ice cream, buying him a disgustingly huge triple decker of bubble gum, chocolate and praline pecan. She didn't even have to ask old Mr. Andrews, the owner and sole employee of the old fashioned soda fountain, to go heavy on the whipped cream and cherries.
He took one look at Jack's split lip and swollen nose, then turned away to slam down a sixty year old ice cream bowl so violently she was surprised it didn't explode into crystal fragments.
She was even more startled at the grandfatherly mans ability to curse viciously and fluently under his breath. He didn't let up once, the entire time he was violently slam dunking generous dollops of ice cream into the bowl. He didn't repeat himself either. And Lindi would never again be able to look at an innocent canister of Cool-Whip without considering the potential use of it as a weapon of retribution.
The bad thing was that he was scaring the shit out of Jack with his mutterings and violent abuse toward dairy items and innocent cherries.
"Linni Lin?" Jack whimpered softly and Lindi sighed. Poor Jack, now he thought Mr. Andrews was mad at him to.
She popped a gum drop in his mouth. Like half the town Lindi always had at least a few of Jack's favorite candy tucked away in a pocket and kissed his cheek.
"You're not in trouble Jack."
"Gramps!" She hissed softly. "It's all good."
Gramps-he wasn't actually her grandfather, but anyone under the age of 30 called him that-whirled so fast, still holding the weirdly lethal seeming Cool-Whip that Lindi almost dived for cover.
"Darn it, don't do that!" She whined.
Gramps sighed, and set the canister down.
"I'm sorry angel, I guess I have my dander up. This just isn't right."
Lindi leaned over and snagged the overflowing bowl of ice cream, shoving a spoon into Jack's eager hand. "Eat up sweetie. Then we'll go see if Mr. Denue has any new Power Ranger shirts in your size."
He would, of course. He always made sure to have at least one Power Ranger T-shirt on hand at all times. And he'd know just which Ranger Jack was enthralled with at the moment.
Lindi moved down the counter, leaving Jack shoving huge, messy mouthfuls of ice cream, Cool-Whip, strawberry, caramel, and hot fudge topping into his eager mouth.
"Gonna love giving you back your fancy ass silk T-shirt, rich boy." She gloated maliciously to herself. "Hope it was one you really liked, fucker!"
"What are we gonna do, Gramps, other then what we all try and do?"
Gramps sputtered, then sighed and closed his mouth.
"Shit."
Lindi mock scowled at the man she still remembered holding her while she bawled like a bereaved calf the day her momma died.
"Sorry angel girl, shouldn't be talking like some ill mannered cur in front of a lady."
"Can I tell my daddy you said "shit" in front of Jack and I, when he finds out what I did? Might take some of the heat off me."
"Oh no Lindi, what did you do girl?"
Gramps tried hard not to break into bellowing laughter. He'd known this girl, and all her brothers, when they were still little bumps hiding beneath their momma's apron.
"Well, let's see now...I'm pretty sure I broke the nose of the creep that slapped Jack and split his lip. It sure erupted blood, at least."
"Your daddy will understand that honey child-course you're still gonna get a good lecture."
Lindi sighed, honest as always. "I spit on a guy. And he...well, he kinda knocked out the guy who hit Jack and was looking to probably hit me to."
Gramps eyed Lindi, and then Jack, who seemed to be wearing at least as much ice creamy goodness as he'd eaten.
"Fancy shirt Jack's wearing."
Lindi nodded glumly. "Yep, that young guy gave it to Jack. Just before I kicked him in the shins and knocked him on his butt. Dad is gonna ground me for a month." She whined.
Gramps almost swallowed his dentures, trying not to laugh.
"Angel girl, a lady does not spit. And when a man attempts to make amends and show some decent colors, it it not polite to do him violence."
Lindi sighed. She'd known it wasn't the right thing to be doing even as she'd lashed out at the young man. "I know Gramps, but Jack...the blood, and he was trying to be so brave and not cry. And then Jack made this sound and darn it, I just did without thinking. I'm really sorry and I feel horrible about it now!"
Now Lindi wanted to cry, and her green-gold eyes glimmered with the tears she couldn't let fall. Jack had had a rough enough day and he didn't need to see his beloved Linni Lin start spewing tears like an old faucet.
Gramps reached across the counter and roughly petted Lindi's shining hair.
"You're a good girl angel child. You know what needs to be done."
"Yeah, but how come doing the right thing is nastier then swallowing a spoonful of nanny Anna's constipation remedy?"
"If it was easy then it wouldn't prove the worth of a man. Or a young woman."
"Nothing is ever easy." Lindi muttered petulantly and went back to collar Jack.
"Come on messy boy, we gotta get you that shirt and then get you back to your momma. She can give you a bath. I have some crow to go eat."
Jack hopped up willingly. "Crow Linni Lin? Is that good eating...like ice cream?"
"Not usually good eating, Jack. But it's like medicine. Sometimes you just have to do it. Doesn't seem like it would, but it makes you feel better. And it maybe keeps your dad from grounding you until you're ninety." Lindi added under her breath.
She got Jack his Power Ranger shirt...the pink Ranger this time. When Mr. Denue saw Jack's battered face, he wouldn't even let her pay for it, just went off back into his little, cluttered office area where she heard him ordering THREE more Power Ranger T-shirts, and muttering under his breath.
"Linni Lin, what does motherfuc..."
"Never mind, Jack, never mind! Mr Denue is French. It's probably something French. Let's get you home. With all that ice cream on your shirt bees are gonna try and make a bee hive on you."
That got Jack moving fast. Lindi felt a little guilty, but Jack did NOT need to go around greeting tourists with the word motherfucker. That was a world of hell no.
She dropped Jack off with his mom. For once the woman was not only sober but alone and Linni decided to head back home. She'd confess her sins to her dad. He'd probably hold off on the grounding long enough to allow her to try and find the rich boy she'd not only spit on but knocked off his feet so she could at least apologize.