Oh, God, man, I was mad! I was way beyond just furious. I could easily have killed him then. Lemme tell you what happened.
I was a freshman in college doing Classical History and English Literature because I wanted to become a novelist, a real serious author, turning out romantic classics like Sir Walter Scott and Charles Dickens. It was a huge class - more than 500 students - but the tut groups were 12 to 15, and I was lucky enough to land in the same one with this fabulous girl called Cindy. She was a beautiful honey blonde with a shape that gave me an instant boner even when I just
thought
about her. Yeah, a classic beauty with fine facial features, a magnificent pair of cone-shaped boobs, a slender waist, a firm butt and calves shaped like champagne bottles. You look at her and your hands start itching to run over that body and stir up the mother of all lusts in her, to then fuck the hell out of her! Under the shower I would imagine she was there with me and wank myself to a standstill!
Don't get me wrong, though! I'm a romantic guy. I want to lead the girl gently up the primrose path of dalliance into Paradise. Up till then I had not managed to score a bull's eye with any girl, but on numerous occasions I managed to get my previous girlfriend to open her thighs and allow my fingers to do a bit of wandering in Eden. But fuck? No! It was either the wrong time of the month, or she didn't trust an FL, or something equally ridiculous, like she's allergic to the Pill. The closest we got to fucking was doing a 69 on her hostel cot while her roommate was getting royally screwed on the other bed. So, when Cindy came on my radar, I dropped Beatrice with the succulent cunt and turned on the charm for Cindy.
She came from a small town and had all the hallmarks of a naΓ―ve virgin. She was red-faced when we discussed the unexpurgated Shakespeare in class, never mind Chaucer when
he
was translated into modern English, or the English translation of Boccaccio's
Decameron
. The lecturer was in his fifties and obviously enjoyed the discomfiture of girls like Cindy, and reaped the benefit of the others who went to discuss "issues" in private with him. Those girls always score high in his course.
So, I played it cool with Cindy. I bought her chocolates and flowers, we went to a pop concert and a few informal dances, and I reckoned I was making headway slowly. I discovered that she was
also
a romantic, which meant that my approach to the Mount of Venus was spot-on. I remember one evening, as we were returning from a flower show, she spoke about the knights in their shining armour and said, "I wish I had lived at that time; it was so much more romantic!"
My mom's birthday was coming up and a big party was planned to celebrate it. Included in the forty or so guests were my mom's boss, a big-time lawyer, and a dozen other colleagues, plus friends of both my parents. Cindy and I were to be the only under-20's at the party - I had been promised a huge bash with my peers when I turn 21. Because it was high summer, and the party informal, the guests were told to come prepared for a dip in the pool. Cindy arrived in shorts and a T-shirt, and whispered to me that she had brought a two-piece if I would join her later. Of course, I agreed!
The party started off quite sedately. The catering company had laid on a magnificent spread and three nubile maidens in halter tops and very skimpy skirts were serving trays of delicacies to the guests.