Welcome to villains victorious, folks. In our first chapter, The Joker and Harley Quinn infiltrated the Bat Cave and gave The Batman some femdom and bisexual male/male/female action. In the second chapter, Wonder Woman and Superman got fucked by Darkseid, Lord of the Planet Apocalypse, and his pansexual, devious acolyte Desaad, God of Torture. In our third offering, we revisited the Forever Knight Vampire Universe, where vampire detective Nick Knight and his lover Dr. Natalie Lambert got shown some enlightenment by vampire master Lucien Lacroix. How can we shock you next?
Let us take on Thanos the Mad Titan, arguably the MCU's best villain. The fellow took on Thor, the Hulk, the Scarlet Witch, Spiderman, Captain America, Star Lord, Gamora, and Dr. Strange. Thanos defeated the Avengers and other MCU heroes and heroines like a billion times and they defeated him only once. When Thanos arrived in Valhalla, the paradise of the heroic Norse gods and valiant Norse men and Norse women, Hela was none too happy to see him. Yeah, this is how their meeting went, folks...
"Thanos, you are not worthy of me," said Hela, Asgardian Goddess of Death. With that, Hela snapped the Adamantium chastity device on Thanos gigantic purple cock, thereby beginning the cuckolding process. On his knees, Thanos the Mad Titan looked up at Hela, who smirked. After almost killing Thor, Asgardian God of Thunder, and surviving Surtur the Fire Demon, Hela was in fine spirits. A certain purple giant needed punishment for failing to deliver on his promises. Hela doesn't suffer fools, folks...
"Mistress Death, why have you forsaken me?" Thanos whined, and Hela took a whip and whipped him across the face. Thanos endured the torment without flinching. Hela tugged on the chastity device, causing Thanos to wince in pain. That big purple dick looked great in a chastity device. Hela looked at Thanos and shook her head. In the hollowed halls of Valhalla, the souls of men and women are accepted as long as they were brave and died fighting for what they believed in. Hela reunited with Odin, Frigga, Heimdall and the Warriors Three, and there were no grudges, they toasted to each other's prowess like true warriors. Hela can respect worthy opponents and even admire them. Thanos, though, was a bitch...
"You tried to destroy half of all life in the universe in my name, something I never asked for, and then you FAILED in your task," Hela said angrily. The Goddess of Death grabbed the Mad Titan's face and spat on it. Thanos smiled beatifically and drank Hela's spittle like a true sycophant. When Hela drew back her hand to bitch slap Thanos, he asked her to do it with a spiked glove. Disgusted, Hela refused to touch Thanos at all since her punishing him was what gave him pleasure. To solve the issue, Hela asked an evil variant of Dr. Strange for help.
"I can summon a Dark Lord worthy of you, Hela, from another universe," said the deceased evil variant of Dr. Strange. Hela smiled and nodded. The deceased evil variant of Dr. Strange, first seen in Multiverse of Madness, conjured up a portal and reached across time and space. The MCU is a vast universe but it didn't contain that many Dark Lords. Dr. Strange's deceased evil variant, a newcomer to Valhalla, summoned a Dark Lord from the DCEU. One who was poised to lead an alien Armada from the Planet Apocalypse against the forces of the Planet Earth.
"What is this?" Darkseid demanded, and the evil God-King of the Planet Apocalypse glared angrily at Dr. Strange. The specter was deceased but Darkseid intended to make him suffer just the same. The Dark Lord realized that he was in another universe. This wasn't the DCEU, where Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, The Batman and Cyborg just defeated Darkseid's uncle Steppenwolfe and his alien army of Parademons. Nope, this was another universe altogether. Darkseid found the ambient energies of the MCU too happy-go-lucky for his liking. Someone needed to bring darkness into this world of light...
"I am Hela, Goddess of Death," said the tall, pale-skinned and dark-haired woman in black and green armor. Darkseid glared at her. This one had divine powers but was also a specter. Darkseid frowned. Was everyone dead in the MCU? Darkseid always wanted to fight the likes of Thor, Dr. Strange, The Hulk, Wolverine, Silver Surfer, The Human Torch ( not the shitty version that got sent to the Void and got skinned by Cassandra Nova ), Storm, Mystique, Jean Grey's Phoenix Force and more. they seemed like worthy adversaries. If they were all deceased, Darkseid genuinely mourned them. Darkseid always wants to kill heroes and heroines, and hates it when someone else beats him to it.