A setup story for my new series It's Always Sunny In Coochie Land... This story will tie into the new series and explain a few things about it... Peace and phenomenal phat pussy grease, my peeps...
Star of this story :
Howard Wolowitz (The Big Bang Theory)
"Thank you so much for the opportunity, James. I'm really looking forward to doing this. This is awesome."
"You're welcome. I'm sending Stephanie and Becky over to help you out. They should be able to help you get some really hot footage."
"Oh, cool. Thanks so much. I really appreciate that. Thank you. I'm sure they will."
"Ok, dude. Good luck. Peep ya later. Peace."
"Ok. Thanks again, James. Bye."
Howard Wolowitz. What can you say about him? An engineer. A real pervy horndog. Short, real nerdy dude with a pension for getting slapped... for the pervy, horndog stuff. I like him though. I met him through a mutual friend, Penny (The Big Bang Theory). She's best friends with his wife Bernadette (The Big Bang Theory).
Howard's gotten a little bored of his engineering career, so he wanted to try something a tad different, career wise. He came up with the idea of making a vlog about his love of anal sex. He's obsessed with it... something we've bonded over quite nicely.
Howard's anal sex vlog is gonna be up on the Coochie Land super site... if it gets off the ground. I have faith in him though... kinda.
As I mentioned earlier, I sent over two of my favorite and best ladies, Stephanie McMahon and Becky Lynch to help him out. Kinda help him get his video blog off the ground and running.
"Oooooh. Look at these. Bernie really liked this scenario." Howard anxiously browsing his content on his computer, looking for some hot stuff he's already shot.
It's a photoshoot he and Bernie did on their vacation to Maui. Howard hired a guy to take the pics for him. Supposedly a professional, but it turned out that he wasn't. Dude took Howard's money without finishing the job... and he butt fucked Bernie behind Howard's back as well.
Some cool pics though. Howard butt fucking his beautiful, short blonde and busty wife with the sweet, high pitched princess voice on the balcony of their hotel room for starters. Bernie's 32Ds flopping beautifully in the breeze as her ass was ravaged by Howard's 7 and a half inch weiner. Howard's typical really goofy sex face all bright and beaming the whole time.
Some more pics are Howard and Bernie at a restaurant. Bernie getting the anal pickle tickle in the ladies' bathroom as a couple of very shocked and disgusted old ladies walk by and point. Howard just waves and bows as he plows Bernie's sweet rump silly with the stall door open.
Howard starts jerking off to the pictures. He's nude, except for his red cotton bathrobe. He slides it open and gets going with his kinda slender dick. Slightly pale white, veiny shaft with a bright pink helmet on top. Bernie loves his cock. She says it's the perfect size for anal sex. I guess we'll see if that's a popular opinion from now on.
Just when Howard gets into the self pleasure groove, there's a knock on his door. He's alone. Bernie's at work so Howard has the house to himself. "Damn." He reluctantly gets up and heads to the door, forgetting to close his robe.
"Oh, hey, Stephanie... Becky. It's nice to see you. Thanks for coming over."
"Well hello, Howard. Hello to your little friend as well." Steph points to Howard's exposed penis. Becky laughs.
"Oh! Sorry." Howard quickly closes his robe as the ladies enter.
"His friend doesn't look too little, to be honest." Becky snickers, her thick Irish accent so intoxicatingly sexy.
"Yeah... he does look pretty nice." Steph adds.
"Gee... thank you, ladies." Howard appreciatively nods.
Howard gets the ladies some tea and they sit in the living room and talk about how Steph and Becky can help him get his vlog going. They throw some ideas around, but end up on the same stumbling block each time.
"Well... who's he gonna butt fuck? He needs to get some arse if he's gonna build up the blog." Becky tells Steph. She agrees. But, they can't think of anyone that would wanna let Howard bang their booty... at least right off hand.
"Well... I mean... how about... maybe... you ladies? Possibly?" Howard suggests, leaning back in his chair with a horny grin and a sorta cock sure attitude.
Becky and Steph look at each other for a minute......... Then they burst out into raucous laughter. Kinda destroying Howard's sorta cock sure attitude for sure. He shakes his head with disappointment at the ladies emphatic denial of said idea.
Finally Steph and Becky stop laughing. Steph sees how frustrated and disappointed Howard is. She also remembers that she promised to help him for me. "Calm down, Howard. We're just messing with you. Becky... come here." Steph motions for Becky to come to her.
Becky gets up and stops in front of Stephanie. My dear wife points Becky awesomely beautiful rump, displayed perfectly in her black and green camo design spandex pants. Steph smacks Becky's rump, letting Howard watch it jiggle after she does. Becky's got such a beautiful ass. It's the main reason I love fucking her so much.
Howard's eyes are super glued on that jiggling Irish rump as Steph smacks it a couple more times for Howard's viewing pleasure.
"You like that, don't you, you little perv?" Steph smirks.
"Oh yeah. I love it." Howard manages to say. His friend in between his legs poking through the robe, getting a real good look for himself. Steph laughs when she sees it. Becky shakes her ass for Howard, playing along with her boss.
"Do you have a camera?" Steph asks Howard. He doesn't answer. He's too focused on Becky's divine Irish rump in those skin tight spandex pants. "Howard??" Steph calls out to him.
"Huh. Oh... yeah. I have one."
"Good. Go get it. We're gonna have some fun." Steph says in her sexiest voice. She smirks at Becky, who returns the favor, then means down and tongue kisses her boss. Steph squeezes Becky's very firm, but still jiggly ass as they kiss and wait for..... He's back already.... Howard.
Howard make the quickest trip ever to get a camera. He was so excited, he ran so fast up the stairs to his bedroom to get the camera that he tripped and almost fell all the way back down the stairs.
"HERE IT IS!" Howard stands there by the couch, robe wide open, the biggest and most excited grin ever on his face.
"Good boy. You two have some freaky fun while I film it. I think Howard would like that. Don't you, Becky?" Steph leans back in her chair, smiling so seductively, camera in hand.
"Hahaha! I'm sure he would. Ha!" Becky laughs as Howard throws his robe out of the living room, his dick so hard and bouncing as he stands there ready for action. He's rubbing his hands together excitedly, with a shit eating grin from ear to ear.
Becky sits on the couch, sucking on Howard's rock hard weiner, squeezing his ass as she sucks. She looks up at him, laughing around his cock as Howard's groans intensify. His goofy smile getting goofier by the split second.
Becky takes off her black leather jacked and unzips her black and green camo spandex top, removing it too. No bra. Her C cups dribbling milk. Becky just had a baby so the milk's still flowing. Howard almost loses it at the sight of those amazing tits and the milk dripping from those bright pink nipples. His dick throbs hard in Becky's mouth as she slurps it all messy, her spit hanging from her mouth to the carpet.
"Make him cum in your mouth, baby. I want his stamina at its peak for the butt sex fun." Steph tells Becky, who gives Steph a thumbs up as she sucks even faster. Her red hair thrown around as she bobs wildly on that constantly throbbing pale/pink rod.
"Oh God!" Howard holds Becky's head, grunting hard as he looks over at Steph. She blows him a sexy kiss while she films, snickering all sexy as she unbuttons her white silk blouse. Howard definitely loses it now.
He shoves his hips forward as he cums. Becky squeezes his ass nice and hard as the first blast of thick, rich cum blasts the roof of her mouth and her tonsils. "Damn... this is delicious." Becky tells herself after she very happily and enthusiastically gulps it down. Several thick globs of goo pumping into her mouth as Howard gleefully growls. She drinks it all. Becky deepthroats Howard's slender dick and takes the last of his creamy load right down her throat.
"GOOD GOD!" Howard can't believe how good it feels. And the idea of cumming down the throat of such a beautiful woman that he's drooled over and fantasized about on TV so many times is an extra special sensation all on it's own.
"My God, Steph. You gotta try this..." Becky sucks Howard totally clean, loudly plopping her lips off of his spent cock after she finishes. "... His cum is fucking delicious." Becky licks the last drop of goo off of the tip of Howard's very pink helmet, and emphatically smacks her lips after she gulps it down.
Steph gets up and Lena's over to Becky, pulling her head back and kissing her. Tons of deep tongue action and all. "Hmmm... Very nice, Howard. Play your cards right and I may drink it straight from the tap myself." Steph winks at him, all seductive and naughty.
Howard's grin is at an all time pervy/happy level high. He grabs Becky's head and shoves his half hard dick back in her mouth. Becky definitely doesn't protest. She feverishly sucks away on it, liking Howard's take charge approach.
Howard even reaches over and squeezes Steph's huge left titty in her white satin bra, surprising her. "Look at you. Mr take charge." Steph snickers. She let's Howard cop a feel as she films Becky sucking him hard again.
