Main Cast :
James (Me)
Penny (Penny From The Big Bang Theory)
Bernadette (Bernadette From The Big Bang Theory)
Spence (Spence From The King Of Queens)
I have a cool life. I'm a male escort for hire. It's fun. Banging hot, rich chicks. Sometimes not so hot... Sometimes not so rich... but hey, it's a living.
I have a girlfriend that I adore. She lives with me. Penny is a former waitress/actress who's starting a new career in sales with a pharmaceutical company our mutual friend, Bernadette hooked her up with. Penny basically has the job, but she's gotta pass the interview with her new boss first.
Penny has a slutty side... which I like. When she was a waitress, she was known for getting really big tips. Flashing her gorgeous titties and perfect ass in the bathroom will tend to get you big tips.
My cousin Spence lives with me too. He moved out to LA from NYC... my hometown... a couple of years ago. We get along great. He's always looked up to me. He even got a penis enlargement because mine was so much bigger than his. I thought that was a little creepy to begin with, but hey, to each their own. I guess in the end it's a compliment.
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Penny and Bernadette are relaxing on my couch while I'm out with a client. Penny broke out the red wine. She loves drinking wine, and she also broke out one of my fattest blunts. She and Bernadette puff and pass, drinking some wine as well.
"So Penny. How far are you willing to go to get the job tomorrow?" Bernadette asks Penny, smoking, blowing a huge cloud of smoke up towards the ceiling.
"What do you mean?" Penny asks, taking the blunt from Bernadette.
"You know what I mean. I told you about Mark and how I got the job. You know what I mean you horny slut." Bernadette says, laughing and smoking.
"HEYYYYYY. I'm not a slut... anymore, at least." Penny tries to salvage her dignity. She yanks the blunt away from Bernadette and takes a huge toke on it. She slowly exhales towards Bernadette.
"I mean, I want the job, but I don't cheat on James." Penny tells Bernadette, still upset about the slut remark.
"Well... you told me you let Dave, The Cheesecake Factory manager fuck you to get that job... and I remember you blowing a few customers in the bathroom for big tips." Bernadette says smiling a devious smile, enjoying giving Penny a hard time. She grabs the blunt from Penny and smokes, blowing the smoke at Penny, who fans the air to clear the smoke away.
"Yeah... but that was before I started dating James. That's different. Just because you let Mark fuck your holes to get your job, doesn't mean I have to." Penny says confidently.
"We both know you will Penny. Wait til you see Mark's cock. It's almost as big as James'." Bernadette tells Penny, smirking and smoking, knowing she's gotten under Penny's skin. "You know you love big cocks. You'll love Mark's. Trust me." Bernadette winks at Penny, as they finish the blunt and hit the red wine again. They're high and the big cock talk picks up.
"Dave did have a big one. He was so fat I guess it fit." Penny says. She and Bernadette laugh. "Did you have to fuck Dave too?" Penny asks her busty blonde buddy.
"I didn't have to... I wanted to. When I heard he had a big dick I went in his office and rode it for two hours straight. He stretched me out so much, my pussy felt like an empty coliseum. He dick was so thick. God, it felt so good in my pussy though." Bernadette starts grinding her legs together on the couch, remembering Dave's giant cock pummeling her sweet, tight blonde pussy.
"Who's the slut now?" Penny asks, laughing at her horny friend. The girls down a bottle of red wine, as well as the fat blunt earlier. They are flying high and feeling good.
Spence saunters in, depressed after another night of striking out in bars. He's not very good with women and it gets him down. "Hey Spence. Come on in." Penny waves Spence in. She's plastered. Bernie and Penny are drunk/high and lovin every second of it.
"Yeah Spence... come join us." Bernie says, in her sweet, high pitched voice. Penny pats the couch in between them. Spence goes over and flops down in between Penny and Bernadette. Penny opens another bottle of wine, white wine this time. She pours Spence a big glass... and one for herself and Bernadette too.
"Awwwwww... why so sad sweetie?" Penny asks, a pouty inquisitive look on her very gorgeous face.
"I struck out again. I have no luck getting a girl. It's so frustrating. I... I try and be charming and sweet. I buy them drinks and nothing works. I give up." Spence drinks some wine, then hangs his head.
"Awwwwww... poor Spence. I'm sorry about your bad luck with girls. When the last time you got laid?" Bernadette asks him. Penny spits out her wine in surprise at the question.
"I... I... It's been a long time. I don't wanna talk about it." Spence tells Bernie, his head hanging low, looking at the glass of wine in his hands. He gulps it down and pours himself some more, chugging the whole, full glass of wine down at one time. Spence puts the glass on the table. He's buzzed from the wine and the drinks he had at the bar earlier. He leans back into the couch and looks at Penny and Bernadette, then hangs his head again.
"Didn't you get a penis enlargement Spence? Maybe you should just show the girls your big dick. Maybe that'll work. Take it out. Let Penny and I see it and we can see if it's food enough to work." Bernadette is feeling frisky. Penny is kinda shocked by her forwardness, but also not shocked. She knows Bernie is a horny bitch. Penny goes along with it though. The liquor and weed getting her quite frisky too.
"Ummmm. OK... I guess." Spence says, not really wanting to go through any more rejection.
Spence unzips his jeans and pulls out his soft, but very thick dick. Bernie smiles, admiring how thick it is even in its soft state. "Well... What do you think Penny. I think that gorgeous cock would work on me in a bar. What about you?" Bernie reaches over and wraps her hand around it, she barely can. Bernie slowly strokes Spence's big, soft dick. It jerks and throbs in her hand. Bernadette happily smiles and licks her pink lipsticked lips.
"Yeah... if I was single... that cock would probably have me in the bathroom blowing it and riding it. It's really nice Spence. You should just go around and show it to the horny bitches. You'd probably get lot of action." Penny downs another glass of wine. She stares at the growing monster in Bernie's jerking hand and licks her pink lip glossed lips. Her inhibitions lowering by the second.
"You know Penny... Spence probably needs some practice to help with his confidence." Bernadette suggests, with a devilishly horny grin. Spence groans from the great hand job he's getting. His cock is notlw fully hard. Nine very thick inches of cock. Bernie... and Penny... can't stop staring at it.
"Holy crap on a cracker Spence... it's so fucking thick. Wow! Such a beautiful, big dick. I can't believe you have trouble getting girls with a cock like that." Penny unwittingly starts u buttoning her red and black flannel shirt, rubbing her 32C tits though her white bra, staring hard at Spence's huge dick. Bernadette gets right to the point. She throws off her clothes and leans over, sucking on Spence's dick. She downs the entire thing in one gulp. Bernie gets a lot of cock, so she's a deepthroat queen.
Penny's eyes go wide, watching her busty blonde friend gorge herself on that huge dick. She keeps rubbing her perky tits through her thin white bra, her nipples hard as steel, threatening to rip right through the thin material. Penny moans, her inhibitions long gone, the wine and weed... and Spence's cock... making her super horny.
"So... Penny... are you gonna help out or not?" Bernie lifts her blonde head off of that huge, thick cock long enough to ask Penny, pointing Spence's dick right at her.
"I... I don't know... I... oh fuck it... give me that big dick." Penny decides to join in. Bernie giggles.
"Suck it you slut." Bernie tells Penny.
Penny's sucks on Spence's cock, quickly taking her clothes off, as she does. The two gorgeous blondes alternate deepthroating that huge dick. Spence lays back on the back of the couch and groans and grins. He can't believe his good fortune. He puts his hands on each blonde slut's head, as they double blow him. He can feel his impending cum. "I'm gonna... I'm gonna cummmmm." Spence stammers out.
"Not yet you aren't." Bernie tells him, squeezing the head of his cock as tight as she can. Spence flinches. Penny laughs then softly bites Spence's very thick shaft. The girls aren't even close to done with that huge dick.
"You're gonna fuck us both silly Spence. I wanna watch you fuck Penny's ass too." Bernie says, smiling lustfully.
"Mmmmmmm hmmmmm. Oh yeah." Penny moans. Penny loves getting Fucked in the ass. She takes my huge dick up her ass every chance she gets.
Bernie rides Spence, taking that huge rod into her sweet, juicy blonde pussy, bouncing wildly, her back to him. Penny's sucks on both of Bernie's 32D tits, fondling them, as she sucks down her sweet titty milk. It shoots out into Penny's mouth, and she drinks it all down with a smile. Penny stuffs Bernie's big tits in her mouth and rubs her perky, pink clit, as Bernie slams down onto Spence's huge, throbbing cock. Bernie gets her phone and takes pictures of it all. Penny poses for the camera, sucking greedily on those awesome, natural milk melons.
The girls switch. Penny rides Spence's cock, her pussy engulfing the entire rod, squeezing tight on it, as it drives so damn deep up into it. "HOLY FUCKING CRAP ON A CRACKER!! FUCK ME SPENCE!! FUCK MEEEEEEEE!!" Penny screams out, immediately cumming.
