This wasn't a war.
Those four words looped through her mind as she placed her hands on the rail guard, turning her snout up at the vista. The continent sprawled like a sea of dirt and ash in all the cardinal directions, broken up by blocky protrusions that had once been settlements. These ruins curved northward like veins, terminating at a chain of crooked mountaintops that brought forth recollections of her birthplace, their jagged shapes rising up into the sky like the grasping energies of sacrificed souls.
A distasteful aura radiated from the land, a swirling crimson fog hanging thick upon the air. It oozed from the contusions that pulled apart the ruins in clefts of pink flesh, turning what had once been stretches of flora and buildings into engorged pustules bristling with wriggling appendages.
These swaths of corruption were fleeting. small enough to be covered by her hand, but the gluttony of Hell was unending, and every mote of dust would be consumed in time. Hell didn't even need to deploy its legions, the planet would be laid to waste through no other cost but time.
How trite of us.
The natives of this planet - this
Earth
- were coincidentally susceptible to the influence of Sin, leading further credence to those four words looping through her mind like a bad thought. Within two weeks of invasion, most of the major indigenous landmarks had been destroyed. Within a month, and entire countries had been ceded to Hell's armies, and any resistance had been reduced to pitiful squabbles lacking meaningful difficulty.
"One would think promises from the
Gods
would hold the most merit," she muttered aloud. "but it seems even the ascendent can be audacious. Wouldn't you agree,
priest?
"
She had heard his footsteps before he'd even entered the antechamber, his shoeless feet slapping against the stairs with a wet quality she found wholly disturbing. She turned from the railing, seeing a scrawny figure pass through the archway on the far side of the room. He was cloaked in a dark robe gilded with yellow trimmings, his beady face obscured behind a cowl. Only his forearms and feet were exposed, and branded upon his pale skin were several runes and symbols of the Dark Lord, each curve and trace glowing with yellow energy.
Those runes gave him some meek measure of leadership and power among the other corrupted humans in her charge, but his authority dwindled in the face of her own, mouthpiece and lesser creature that he was.
"You are right of course, my Baroness," he replied, his high-pitched tone torturing her ear-holes. "Every mortal and immortal alike lives only for itself. E-Except you, of course, you deserve better than their falsities."
"
A world to conquer, with armies millions strong,
" she quoted, gesturing behind her with a red arm.
"A gift to expand your dominion
- those were the precise words. Yet this city was halfway abandoned by the time the portals opened. A pack of mentally-impaired cacodemons could have taken care of this place, for all the 'conquering' that was 'gifted' to me."
"Your campaign has not been without its battles," the priest pointed out, raising a crooked finger. "The Rallypoint to the north yet stands."
Her nostrils flared. The Rallypoint was a human fortress hugging the coastline, a decrepit attempt by the natives to hold claim to their world, it had played a key part in harbouring the natives when Hell arrived at the city outskirts. She had seen it as an annoyance at first, but over time, the Rallypoint had stood fast against her advances, even her saboteurs had failed to penetrate the minds of its denizens. Attacking it directly was folly, those giant guns lining the battlements obliterating anything that walked or flew too close. Such stalwart defences had inspired caution among the demonic. Even the wild packs of imps gave the fortress a wide berth.
"A two-month-long siege does not constitute
battle
, you imbecile," she snarled. "A Titan would make quick work of those cretins, but it seems my wait for reinforcement is eternal, and I must resort to letting
starvation
do my fights for me."
"The Lord only spares the great Ancients for more... significant targets," the priest reminded, bowing his head when she glared at him. "N-Not to imply your goals are not lucrative, my Baroness. Your grip on this territory is fierce, the cowards hiding behind those walls are proof enough. In addition, the amount of souls you've offered is only surpassed by the magnitude of your-"
"Oh, be silent you ministrating monkey."
"S-Sorry, your excellence, sorry..."
The priest gulped as she turned away, rolling her eyes in the process. He wasn't really a
priest,
just another acolyte with more rituals under his belt than the average corrupted mortal. She just liked to call him that to try and goad him on, always lacing the word with a hint of sarcasm, but he never wavered in being a kiss-ass.
"Did I ever tell you of my exploits in the Burning Peaks?" she asked, not bothering to wait for his answer. "My first time leading a force was there. I took a hundred Barons into the crags, tearing apart whatever moved. The ravines were so tight that the gore piled up to our knees. Blood and ash paved our path and it was
glorious
."
She licked her tusks, almost moaning that last part out.
"Where I come from, battles went unending, and all one sees is death. Now what do I see?" she asked, her mood flipping as she raised her arms. "
Milquetoasts
. Why we ever considered this planet a conquest is beyond me. More bountiful souls could have been found elsewhere."
"The Maykyrs offering this planet was a
bargain
, the quality of human souls had little to do with it," the priest corrected, backing away when she growled down at him.
"Do not speak the name of those condescending cabbages, they have
made
nothing," she snapped, eyeing the horizon once more. "Oh, but
their
planet, on the other hand... Imagine the
energy