My girl Max (Kat Dennings) has been looking around for a new place for us and her best friend Caroline for a month now. She and I and Caroline have been living together for about two years. Max and Caroline are waitresses at a diner here in Brooklyn.
I'm currently locked up in Rikers Island for some alleged illegal activities. The court says drugs. I say that's a rumor... innocent until proven guilty. Meanwhile, while I'm locked up, Max is having to find us a new place because we're been tossed out of our current place. The landlord heard about my troubles... so he's tossing us. I feel bad, getting my girlfriend and Caroline into this mess, but there isn't too much I can do about it right now. Max is handling the situation and I have confidence in her.
Max has looked at ten different places in the last two weeks and she's getting really frustrated not being able to find the right place for the right price and having to do it all while she's working overtime at the diner to make up for me not being there. She decides to look at one more place before she goes crazy, dealing with everything.
Max arrives at the really nice apartment in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn. It's on the second floor of a small complex. The landlord let's her in. He's a fat, hairy, sleaze all in his late 50's and he keeps leering at Max. Can't blame him for that. Max's got on her tight, short, yellow and red waitress mini dress and her 34DD melons are almost bursting out of the top. She looks around the place, not paying any attention to the sleazy landlord looking her over, while he licks his sleazy lips.
Max checks out the master bedroom, while the landlord checks out her sweet ass. He snickers, listing big time for my mega hot girlfriend. Max twirls her dark, wavy hair, while she thinks over the price and looks around.
The landlord has a huge erection in his beige Bermuda shorts. He rubs it, while Max is entranced in thought. She loves the place and she's sick of looking for apartments.
"Well... I like the place. It's nice. Good feel and location. The price is a little high though. My boyfriend is in jail right now, so it's me and my friend Caroline having to pay for it for now. We're getting tossed out of our place now. It's a pain in the ass having to find a new one. I don't know if we can pay for this one though. We're waitresses, not Katy Perry." Max chuckles. She's a smart-ass... and a very beautiful one.
"Well... Since you're boyfriend isn't around, I'm sure we could come to some sort of an arrangement. Don't want an attractive, young lady like you to be thrown out. You're friend either." The sleazeball landlord smirks at Max. She finally notices his large bulge and shakes her head. She doesn't wanna deal with another horny sleazeball... but she does really like this place... and she's sick and tired of looking for an apartment. Max thinks about it for a second and shakes her head at her decision, but she decides to try and charm her way to a better price.
Max grabs the zipper on her uniform and plays with it, chewing her bubblegum and blowing bubbles. She slowly lowers the zipper slightly, then zips it up, then back down again, just past her awesome breasts that are encased in her smooth, black cotton bra.
The sleazy landlord, named Earl, smirks and squeezes his cock. Max only wants to go so far, so she starts to rethink her decision to flirt. Before she can though, Earl reaches over and squeezes her right tit. Max starts to punch him in the face, but pauses, realizing it might not be the best idea if she wants this apartment. She knows she's sick of all the apartment shopping and the stress of me being in jail and her working so much. She let's Earl cop a feel... then pulls his clamy hand off of her all natural, super tit.
