This story is written by both Dice Casden and Kristi as part of the D&K Universe
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During the broadcast of Raw in July of 2003, Rene Dupree and Sylvain Greiner, the two cocky young Frenchmen that form the team La Resistance, are in the backstage area discussing their usual shtick about how bad the United States of America is. Rene, dressed in black slacks and a light blue button up shirt, shakes his head, "My friend, America has no class... they lack all the qualities that we French posses..."
Sylvain, who's dressed in a white button shirt and black slacks, nods his head, "I agree... all American's do is rush in to things... like war and romance."
Rene laughs, "That is very true... their divorce rate is so high..."
"Must be because they are such bad lovers..." Sylvain replies with laugh, as neither man pays any attention to who may be over hearing their conversation.
Rene smirks, "But Sylvain, back to the subject matter at hand... Americans are the scum of the world... we Frenchmen are better at them in everything... we're better fighters, better lovers... we're more intelligent..."
"Excuse me?" A voice says behind both of them in the backstage area. Rene and Sylvain slowly toward to find the manager of the overly flamboyant Rico, the lovely Miss Jackie, looking at the both of them with her arms folded as she dressed in pink and purple tye-dyed pants and a match tye-dyed top. "What exactly is that supposed to mean?" Miss Jackie asks with a bit of a snap in her voice.
Rene and Sylvain both turn their heads and look at Jackie with smirks on their faces. Both men fold their arms almost simultaneously before Rene says, "Look Sylvain, a typical ignorant American woman..."
Sylvain nods his head, "And a rather, how they say, trashy looking one as well... those clothes are such an eye-sore."
Jackie opens in her mouth in shock. "What did you just say to me?" Jackie asks raising her voice a bit. Jackie shakes her head "Oh...you didn't just call me trashy." Jackie rolls her eyes a bit "Besides I'd rather be a trashy American than a wimpy French..." Jackie raises her eyebrow a bit "Umm... French person..."
Rene and Sylvain start laughing after they heard Jackie's attempt at an insult. Rene slowly composes himself and smirks at her, "Oh that was quite humorous... you Americans try to talk big... but don't know what to say."
Sylvain is still laughing, "She sounded like their President Bush... mouth opens but nothing comes out..."
Jackie's eyes narrow as she points a finger at Rene and Sylvain "You listen here. I bet I can do anything better then you two...you French bitches..." Jackie replies as places her left hand on her left hip with a slight dose of an attitude.
Rene laughs, "My dear... there is nothing you can... that is better than what we French can do... you should try to stay in your... what's the word... ah yes, league."
Sylvain unfolds his arms and moves a his left hand up and down in Jackie's direction, "And it appears that your league is that of English tramp."
Jackie laughs a bit and nods her head "It seems you two are very sexual, huh?" Jackie smirks a bit "And seeing as you two are French pussies...and seeing as the French invented a threesome and seeing as I'm an English tramp..." Jackie says with a lot of sarcasm in her voice "Why don't we see... who the better is at fucking the French or...the Americans...you two or... me?"
Rene laughs, "You... want... a menage af trois with two genuine... handsome Frenchmen such as us... you must be mentally unbalanced..."
Sylvain nods, "Yes... only a pure French woman could handle what we can do."
Jackie smirks "Oh...I think you'd be surprised what I can...you know I'd be lowering my standards to be with the two of you." Jackie pauses and nods her head "But for this...I'll take ya."
"Lowering YOUR standards?!" Sylvain's face goes turns completely red with anger after hearing Jackie's remark, but Rene holds his hand up to keep him calm.
Rene licks his lips at bit, "My dear... pathetic American tramp... if you want to experience the thrill and passion of being with two phenomenal Frenchmen such as ourselves... fill free to follow us..." Rene then looks at Sylvain, "Let us depart..." Sylvain nods and the two Frenchmen walk a short distance down the hall before entering a nearby locker room. From where Jackie is standing she can see they left the door open.
Jackie smiles a bit as she starts to walk towards the open door of the locker room "I'll so them...just like always the Americans will kick ass." Jackie says to herself before reaching the locker room and steps inside, as Rene being a slight gentleman holds the door open for the lovely flamboyant Miss Jackie.