(This series is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
With several excellent matches with some mainstream stars under our belt, we decided to go back to what got us started. A match between two hot castaways from Survivor.
After watching our debut match featuring Jerri and Ami, former Survivor Kat Edorsson called, begging us to let her be part of our show. The cute short-haired blonde was very camera friendly on the island, and had the feisty personality that was perfect for us. We couldn't sign her up fast enough. All we had to do was find an opponent for her. We were fortunate enough to land one of the first girls we contacted, with one of the most iconic players of all time, Stephenie LaGrossa agreeing to compete. Still bitter from coming up short in her quest to collect the million dollar prize on Survivor, the tanned beauty jumped at the chance for redemption. The $100,000 for the winner didn't hurt either.
Stephenie may have been one of the game's most popular players ever, but she rubbed a lot of the other castaways the wrong way. She was selfish and had an extremely high opinion of herself, although her strategy in the game left much to be desired. There was no arguing the fact that she was a gorgeous woman with a tight, athletic body, and beautiful caramel colored skin. Her long dark curls made her look sexy as well.
Steph was perfect for our sexfight format, with just the right mix of athletic sexiness, to go along with her competitive personality. Her villainess character was just what we needed.
Kat had a lot of similarities to Steph. She was America's sweetheart during her first season, but was more popular with the viewers at home, than she was with the other members of her tribe. The blue-eyed blonde was also very athletic and confident in her abilities, but couldn't turn that into a winning formula on Survivor. Maybe she'd have more luck in our special game.
We had two beautiful contestants who were sure they were going to win on Survivor, and were devastated when they were voted off the island. Someone had to come out on top this time, in the classic blonde vs brunette confrontation. Of course someone was going to be going home a loser again, also.
I was somewhat surprised to see that we had our sixth straight sellout crowd tonight. I didn't realize Survivor was such a popular series. I thought that Steph would be a fan favorite based on her popularity oo the show, but Kat seemed to have the bigger following tonight. Hundreds of people were wearing matching hot pink T-shirts with a caricature of the cute blonde, topless, sitting on some poor girl's face, on the front of the shirt, and the phrase "Kat got your tongue" on the back. I definitely have to get me one of those! I hope they come in double extra large.
There were also dozens of fans holding tag board signs in support of the athletic blonde, including one that had artwork similar to the T-shirts, with the victim having an uncanny resemblance to Stephenie. You have to give the fan base credit for their imagination.
Kat was the first contestant to be introduced, and her large following went wild, as the cute short-haired blonde came prancing down the aisle, flaunting her hot bod, in a light blue string bikini. She looked absolutely amazing as she waved to the crowd, making sure to show off her tight little ass, with her best Betty Boop impersonation.
There was no ring to climb into this week, as the two gorgeous contestants agreed to compete in some sort of surprise fomat. I guess we would find out exactly what that was soon enough.
Steph was introduced as her opponent, and the tanned brunette, entered the arena to a smattering of boos and catcalls, something we've never seen before at Celebrity Sexfights. I couldn't tell if it was because she was considered a villain on Survivor, or simply the fact that Kat had a bigger throng of supporters. Whatever the case, Steph did not seem too happy about it, storming down the aisle in a fluorescent orange bikini. The scowl on her face was either a look of focused determination, or represented the fact that she was a huge bitch. I'm guessing it was a little of both.
As the two gorgeous contestants squared off on the extra large mat, brought in special just for this event, they took turns doing a slow striptease. Apparently they agreed on an erotic sexfight in the nude, covered in oil.
Kat was the first one out there, twirling around, giving everyone a good look at her nice curvy body. The blue-eyed blonde flashed her cute dimples as she reached back, tugging on the strings of her sky blue bikini top. An appreciative crowd cheered loudly when the bra harmlessly fell away, showcasing her definitive tan lines, and perfect B-cup breasts. She did a small walk around the floor, flaunting her goodies as her group of rowdy fans was going bonkers. Kat acknowledged them by blowing kisses, as the topless beauty turned it over to her opponent, who was waiting patiently across the mat.
Steph still had a stern look on fer face as she took her turn parading around the arena, looking smoking hot in her bright orange bikini. She wasn't so subtle with her striptease, quickly pulling the top over her head, exposing her small firm breasts with succulent nipples shaped like Hershey's kisses. Not a tan line to be seen on her tight bronzed body.
The crowd was having some fun by jeering the tanned castaway during her revealing striptease, much the same way they did during the introductions. It may heve been poor sportsmanship, because really, who boos someone willing to take her clothes off for you? Either way, it made Steph irate, as the athletic brunette struggled to hide her displeasure, pursing her lips with her head down.
