Okay, I admit it – Jessica Simpson has always been one of my fantasy girls. I'm a little embarrassed by that, so it's definitely a guilty pleasure. I've also never indulged in celebrity fantasy stories, because they just don't pass my "realism test", but I finally gave in to my own secret desires and put this one on paper. So try to "suspend your disbelief" for a little bit, and treat this story as harmless fluff. If you're like me and think that Jessica is just sexy as hell, regardless of any other qualities, then you may just enjoy it.
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I couldn't believe my luck. When I switched my major to Entertainment Management, I knew that program included a co-op feature, and I was happy that I would get a chance to actually work in the business before I got my degree and was thrown into the "real world". But I had assumed that I would spend a semester at some mundane job, maybe working for a local talent agent or, at best, at a booking agency in a larger city. Imagine my surprise when I found out that the university had contacts all over New York and Hollywood, and that I had a chance to work for a couple of months in one of the centers of the entertainment world.
I got another surprise a couple months later when I saw the list of possible co-op assignments. Scanning down the page, I recognized a few agencies, etc., but what caught my eye was one entry about halfway down: "Personal Assistant - Jessica Simpson". The music industry in general was my preferred area, and being a "Personal Assistant" seemed like a chance to really see things from the inside. Plus, while I've never been a fan of Jessica's music, I've always thought she was smoldering hot. Just being around her would be incredibly exciting. I signed up immediately, and two months later was on a plane bound for Los Angeles.
When I got there, it turned out the job was just a little overstated. In reality, I was not to be Jessica's personal assistant, but the assistant to her personal manager, her good friend CaCee Cobb. Still, it wasn't a bad position, since CaCee pretty much ran everything in Jessica's life. Jessica was really "hands-off" and for the most part clueless about the business side of things. CaCee handled some of the everyday business functions and also managed the entire household, especially now that Jessica had separated from Nick. I was actually surprised that CaCee was there, since I had heard she left Jessica a while back, but it seems that she came back, at least temporarily, to help Jessica after the split. She was once again living in the house, and as it turned out, I was able to do the same – an extra little perk that would allow me to save money, experience things first hand and, I hoped, meet some other celebrities. I was very excited.
For the most part, I was just a "gopher", but I didn't mind since I was still surrounded by the entertainment business. Since the house was our office, everything was very casual, including the dress, which usually amounted to cutoffs and tees, or casual skirts and dresses. That was another interesting thing: the entire staff seemed to be female. I couldn't tell if this was by design or just coincidence, but in any case, it certainly made me feel comfortable coming in. On the other hand, because of my sexual preference, and since I had no current sexual outlet, it could also be a distraction. For example, during the first couple weeks, I often caught myself staring at the house secretary, Kelly, a cute little redhead whose full breasts and curvy body were a treat that was I just dying to sample. I had to watch myself so my hidden yearnings did not become obvious.
I really didn't see much of Jessica. She left everything to CaCee, with whom I spent a lot of time over those first couple weeks, learning the routine and adjusting to my role. I was really impressed with her. CaCee was very business-like, always on top of things and always in control. She was also very attractive. When I took the position, I had thought about how exciting it would be to be around Jessica all the time. I had always thought that she was one of those girls who just oozed of natural sexuality, and that feeling only grew with the little time I spent with her. On the other hand, CaCee was also attractive and very sexy in her own right. Like Jessica, she was blonde, but taller and not as voluptuous. Her personality was different too - strong, smart, and confident, which really appealed to me, and made her, in my eyes, even more attractive than Jessica, though not as overtly sexy.
Unfortunately, about two weeks into my stay, I screwed up pretty badly. CaCee asked me to bring Jessica's new car around. It was a very expensive little sports car, and the power surprised me. As I pulled it out of the garage, it suddenly surged forward and I lost control, driving into the concrete wall next to the drive. It really wasn't my fault, but the bottom line was some serious damage to the front left side of the car.
I went to CaCee in tears, apologizing profusely, and though she was sympathetic, this was Jessica's brand new car, her toy, her baby, and she wouldn't be pleased. CaCee warned me that Jessica was not very tolerant about these things and that, unfortunately, she may have to let me go. I was devastated.
CaCee talked to Jessica and from what I could tell, it didn't go so well, but she didn't say anything the rest of the day. The next morning, however, she called me into her office to talk about "my situation". A feeling of dread filled me as I stood there in front of her.
"Well, Jess is pretty pissed," she said. "Her first reaction was 'Just get rid of her.' But I'm still hoping we can work something out. I like you and you do good work." I thanked CaCee for her faith in me and held out hope that things would be okay. "Whatever I can do to make it up, I will," I pleaded. "I really want to stay."
CaCee was supportive, but she said that Jessica could be a real brat sometimes. Insurance would cover the cost, but she was really upset about her car, and CaCee had to find some way to appease her. She stood there staring off in space for a while, then looked at me, then off again. I could sense the gears working in her brain.
When she finally spoke, it was an odd change of topic. "You know, I saw you looking at Kelly the other day." She paused, her eyes searching mine, like she was waiting for some reaction. "She's a nice looking girl, isn't she?"
She caught me off guard, but I could tell there was something more to her line of conversation. I worried that she had noticed my real interest in Kelly, and my defenses immediately rose, but I responded simply, "Uh ... yeah, Kelly's a cute girl. Seems pretty sweet, too. I like her."