CHAPTER 1 (Yep, more chapters based on the response).
"Hey move a little bit" said a rough voice. The crowd is a bit too excited about the first league match. I am a very good player of cricket but dropped it because I had no ambitions in it. I could have played even for the National Team very easily. Enough about my awesomeness though. Let's start the story...
I am at the start of a tournament. It was a match between the warriors and the knights. The knights have had the best of seasons. They are a well oiled machine. They have won the tournament many times. But then there are the warriors. They have been having bad tournaments. Their rich and powerful owner does whatever she could, but the team just doesn't win. The crowd is here obviously to support the knights. The fans have pretty much given up on the warriors but still a few hopeful faces had showed up.
The match got over... What did you think the result was? Warriors lost by a huge margin. Fans are dejected. The few hopefuls won't show up for the next matches for sure. Well let me start my job here. I went to the dug out of the warriors. The security guard was at the entrance.
'How do I get past him??...' I think to myself
Suddenly a fight starts and the guard goes to stop it.
'Maybe this is fate after all...'
I sneak in and see the sad faces of the whole team. Let's do it then I said to myself.
"Guys, I am an awesome player and I think I am the X-Factor that your team needs" I say with a confident smile
"Who is this joker" "Yeah where is the security guard" "Well let's just throw him out" "Wait I think I know this guy... I saw him at this domestic match a couple of years ago... He won the match single handedly for his team."
"Yeah I know that I am awesome. I will attend the practice session tomorrow. I will face any number of balls from your bowlers. If you can get me out, I will leave. 'IF' you can get me out" I leave with a smug stride as they look at me all surprised.
"Okay let's see if this guy lives up to the hype" I hear them saying as I walk away
The next day...
"Okay so let's get this guy out" "Damn, he is hitting every ball to the boundary. " "How could he do this" "Wow this guy is good"
So obviously I get selected for the team. They call a player 'injured' and then add me as a replacement. The news channels aren't going haywire about this shit because this is a shitty club. Even if the news did cover it, It would be like 'Shitty player replaced by Unknown shitty player.' Nobody cared.
I walk up to the owner. She is a 28 year old brunette, has a great body, maybe she could work out with me sometime. She looks at me with gleaming eyes. As if I am her knight (maybe warrior in this case) in shining armor. She asks me what's my price for playing in their club.
"I will play for no fees"
The babe is dumbstruck. "But why?"
"I will not take money. I have enough of that. I want girls. I wanna fuck girls everyday and I need girls whom I ask for"