This story is written by both Dice Casden and Kristi as part of the D&K Universe
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Inside the locker room of an arena where, just hours away, the WWE will be holding the annual 2007 WWE Royal Rumble pay per view, all the Divas contracted to World Wrestling Entertainment who appear on Monday Night RAW and Friday Night SmackDown have gathered inside of the large catering area of the arena. On one side of the room, RAW's Beth Phoenix, Candice Michelle, Lilian Garcia, Maria, Melina, Mickie James, Victoria, and Torrie Wilson all sit together, while on the opposite side of the room, SmackDown's Ashley Massaro, Jillian Hall, Kristal Marshall, Maryse, Michelle McCool, and Queen Sharmell are sitting together. The RAW Divas and the SmackDown Divas casually glare at each other as brand pride has the Divas sticking with the members of their own brand. As the silence and tension starts the build up, the door to the catering area opens and the Chairman of the WWE, Vince McMahon slowly walks into the room, still feeling the effects of the Hell in a Cell match from several months earlier. Vince walks to the center of the room and looks at each of the Divas. "Good evening ladies...I assume you are all wondering why you are all gathered here..." Vince says as he puts a hand inside of one of his suit jacket pockets.
"It has to be a very educational reason..." Michelle McCool says as she crosses her legs as she sits on a metal folding chair.
"Oh please.... keep that 'sexy teacher crap' on SmackDown!" Beth snaps at Michelle with a fiery tone in her voice.
Vince McMahon chuckles slightly, "It's good to see that you all have fiery spirit...and you are all going to need it tonight...."
"Really? Why's that Mr. McMahon?" Maria asks cutely as she pushes her shoulders up and folds her hands.
Ashley Massaro laughs a bit, "Why do I have the strangest feeling this has happened before?"
Vince McMahon laughs slightly, "Ashley, that feeling might be more accurate than you think... you see... tonight... in the middle of the ring, we are going to have our second annual Royal Rumble Gang Bang... The same rules are in effect, when you climax you are eliminated... or if you are physically incapacitated and unable to continue you are also eliminated." Vince pauses as he sees the look of excitement come across the faces of some of Divas, as some of them had competed in the previous Royal Rumble Gang Bang. However Queen Sharmell stands up with a look of disdain on her face.
"Mr. McMahon... you cannot expect me... a Queen... to compete in such a lowly... filthy... degrading joust such as this...." Sharmell says in a very elegant voice.
The Chairman of the WWE looks at the proud Queen Sharmell with a raised eyebrow, "You are contracted to the WWE and you will compete or you and King Booker will be FIRED!" Vince shouts. Queen Sharmell swallows hard and sits back down after being put in her place. Vince then looks towards the RAW Divas and folds his arms, "Mickie James... get up... and come here...."
Mickie James, the plucky two-time Women's Champion gets up from her seat and quickly approaches the intimidating top man in the WWE. "Yes Mr. McMahon?" Mickie says with a rather goofy look on her face.
"You won last years Royal Rumble Gang Bang... and since you earned a rather... unpleasant reputation with your in ring work this past year... you'll have to prove yourself tonight.... You will be entering first..."
Mickie James swallows hard as she realizes the odds of winning the competition once again are not in her favor. "First?" she asks with a squeak as her voice cracks slightly as several of the other Divas snicker and laugh at Mickie's misfortune.
"Yes first... you have your work cut out for you... good luck...." Vince says as he heads for the exit of the catering area and then he stops and looks back at the Divas. "Head to your locker rooms... you'll be summoned at random to make your way to ring, so prepare yourselves..." Vince says as resumes his walk to the exit of the catering area just when the door opens from the outside by Vince McMahon's Executive Assistant, Jonathan Coachman.
"Mr. McMahon, thank goodness.... We have a small situation regarding tonight's event...." The Coach starts to say.
Vince McMahon raises an eyebrow, "What kind of situation?" Vince asks in a gruff voice.
"One of tonight's participants is out in the hallway and she requested to speak to you regarding her participation in tonight's event...."
Vince gets an extremely annoyed look on his face, "Coach.... If this is something you can handle...."
"I swear Mr. McMahon, this requires your personal attention...." Coach says quickly.
"Fine.... Get out of my way...." Vince McMahon orders, and Coach quickly gets out of his way and holds the door open. Once out in the hallway Vince sees instantly who Coach is referring to, "Now what can I do for you?" Vince asks.
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In the ring area of the arena, over twenty-five of the WWE's top Superstars are finishing making their way to the ring side area and getting themselves a good spot either inside of the ring itself or around the ring, on the announce tables, and ringside seating area. Inside the ring is John Cena, who's dressed in long black jean shorts and a black t-shirt, as well as a baseball cap; Carlito, wearing a yellow t-shirt and aqua-blue wrestling shorts; 'The Rated R Superstar" Edge, wearing black wrestling tights; Jeff Hardy, wearing black baggy pants and a black sleeveless shirt; Rey Mysterio, wearing bright red pants and his a matching bright red version traditional mask; King Booker, wearing his crown, red cape with white trim, and gold colored wrestling shorts; and Gregory Helms, wearing black and purple wrestling shorts, a black skull cap and a purple, sleeveless leather ring robe.
Outside of the ring, near where the RAW, SmackDown, and ECW announce tables are located at is former leader of the Spirit Squad faction Kenny Dykstra, dressed in light blue wrestling shorts; along with his former Spirit Squad associates Mikey, Johnny, Mitch, and Nicky, all of whom are dressed in their old Spirit Squad traditional uniforms of dark green and white athletic jumpsuits with white tank-tops; The Ambassador of Quebec Sylvan, wearing blue wrestling tights and a dark blue ring jacket; "SmackDown's MVP" Montel Vontavious Porter, wearing an expensive white suite, with a white button shirt and red tie; Batista, wearing black and red wrestling shorts; and Scotty 2 Hotty, wearing blue jean-styled wrestling pants and a yellow jersey. On the left side of the ring are Johnny Nitro, wearing tanish colored pants and a heavy fur coat; Matt Hardy, wearing greenish-blue wearing pants and a black shirt; Shelton Benjamin, wearing red and white wrestling shorts; and Chavo Guerrero, wearing dark orange colored wrestling pants and dark gray bandana. On the right side of the ring is 'The Heartbreak Kid' Shawn Michaels, wearing green and black wrestling tights and a DX t-shirt; 'The Game' Triple H, wearing black wrestling shorts and a DX t-shirt; Chris Masters, wearing blue wrestling shorts; Randy Orton wearing black and blue wrestling shorts; Brian Kendrick and Paul London, both wearing matching long, bright red shorts and sleeveless ring jackets; Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin, wearing dark gray colored cargo shorts, and Mr. Kennedy, wearing green and yellow wrestling shorts, the colors of the Greenbay Packers.
As the WWE Superstars await the first WWE Diva to make her way to the ring, the heavy metal tune called 'This Is Extreme' which serves as the anthem for ECW starts to play. The WWE Superstars all exchange looks in confusion as The Voice of ECW Joey Styles comes out from the back with a microphone in his hand. Joey Styles holds the microphone in his hand up to his mouth. "Excuse me gentlemen.... As the Voice of ECW, I have an announcement to make regarding tonight's event," Joey says as he speaks into the microphone, "Some of the Extremists were extremely disappointed to not be invited to participate in the Royal Rumble Gang Bang and thanks to a quick decision made by Mr. McMahon a few moments ago, tonight's event will be taken to the EXTREME!" Joey shouts just as the heavy music of The Sandman's entrance theme starts to play in the arena.
The WWE Superstars start looking around the arena after the Extremists do not come down the entrance ramp, and they soon see several of ECW's hardcore warriors coming down through the stands. The ECW Extremists consist of The Sandman, Tommy Dreamer, Bobby Lashley, Rene Dupree, Test, CM Punk, Rob Van Dam, Elijah Burke, 'The Reject' Shannon Moore, Matt Striker, and the Full Blooded Italians members Tony Mamaluke and Little Guido. All the ECW wrestlers are dressed in jeans and ECW t- shirts; with the exceptions of Matt Striker, who is wearing light brown slacks, a white button shirt and a red tie; Bobby Lashley who is wearing black wrestling shorts; and Elijah Burke who is wearing black warm up outfit, consisting of a matching jacket and pants. The Extremists get down to the ringside area and break up to head to where they want to go. Striker, Test, CM Punk and Shannon Moore get inside the ring while Bobby Lashley, The Sandman, Dreamer and RVD head to the announce tables while Elijah Burke and Rene Dupree along with the FBI stand in front of the ring.